What the hell happens here

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Cthulhu sleeps and waits

hula dancing and nuclear tests

Waves ships islands sea creatures water

terraforming a new continent made entirely out of plastic bottles and garbage

Giant trash whirlpools literally hundreds of miles in diameter full of plastic

the sad truth ironically

You can't handle it

>what the hell happens here
Water and shit.

Piracy

Sex with underage humans.

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dumb

shipping between the US and China. its pretty busy in that reguard, along with all the air traffic.

Submarines and large unexplained sounds from the depths.

rare flags sometimes

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A lot of sun

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Yuge floating island of plastic and garbage. Forgot if it's several states or several countries big, but it's huge.

He happens there

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NICE

spooky

Water, volcanoes, kahlua pig.

>Yuge floating island of plastic and garbage. Forgot if it's several states or several countries big, but it's huge.

That's literally a meme at this point, it's microscopic particles of trash, you're not gonna take a boat out there and see Trashlantis.

You know how scientists are always clamoring about how we know more about outer space then we do our own oceans?

Maybe there is a fucking reason for that
1. The ocean sucks
2. Who wants to be around some faggy fish
3. Fuck salt

Let me explain to you something Sup Forums
We never need to explore our fucking oceans because theres nothing cool down there
So dont you go looking because your going to waste your time my time and humanities time

I dont understand why anyone would wanna go check out that bullshit

If you wanna get the same experience just go to the deepend of the pool or a pond and its the same exact shit just deeper

I repeat there is nothing cool in our unexplored oceans and aint nobody got time to find it out

lol look at this guy

That doesn't make any better though, if anything it makes things worse. In the next 50 years there will be more plastic to eat in fishes than the fishes themselves.

>Trashlantis
kek'd

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Cthulhu is down in the south part of the circle you drew somewhere.
Other than that, a whole lotta nothing.

That's where the space ship landed.

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big cume

lots of free plastic

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Any pics of it?

Oh no i wasn't saying it was, i just mean how the media refers to it as an actual physically observable continent of garbage when that's not the case.

Theres a giant fish in the water that can jump thousands of feet out of the ocean and swallow planes whole.

lol

>fuck salt

>one of the largest oceanic regions on our planet
>conveniently there is no record of any other kind of land mass other than hawaii
>not even other islands

hmmm

Fishy things. Very fishy things.

Gold, copper etc on the seabed. There's tons of it done there that we're willing to go to war with them. You know who. It will be nasty, but probably worth it.

Cthulu

Offshore monkey knife fighting.

Do you think fish feel irrational fear? It has to be fucking frightening living on the bottom of a sea with no light... ever.

-Mariana's trench
-A ton of volcanic activity
-Currents that pick human garbage and make small islands of garbage
-Unexplored wildlife in the deep

FPBP

The reason is because the ocean floor is full of flooded buildings and remnants of an ancient civilization from much before the flood.

Traffic jams. Honolulu is ranked second to Los Angeles as worst traffic city in america.

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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Irish military base.

These we're all from a fisherman who fishes in the BeringSea

nyarlathotep is sleeping there

That's why you don't go your town when people are going to or coming from office jobs. The only book store on this damn island is in Barnes and Nobles in Ala moana but getting there sucks absolute balls and there's a shit ton of Asians and Arabsee running around playing tourist

Wrong Ancient one.

Nyarlathotep exists in void in space, Chtulhu and Dagon are the ones in the deep sea

Fish and whales swimming about I suppose

well said. pretty much the same thing the chinese are doig in the south china sea. shit island

sex with manatees ftfw

>what the hell happens here
Fat people living on islands

The only place on earth that will survive a global pandemic.

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