Is Jesus a lefty or righty?

Is Jesus a lefty or righty?

"Usury is a crime" -JC

>All are equal in the eyes of God.

Literally the biggest commie of all time.

Jesus couldn't read or write

He was a right-wing nutjob.

>"It's easier for camel guy to go through a needle hole than a commie to get to heaven"

/thread

Probably a righty because being left-handed is a sin or something.

Ambidextrous

This thread is being slid hard by all that O'Keefe fake news.
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jesus was a libertarian

He probably writes with his left.

[citation needed]

Left/Right politics is a modern thing

He's ambidextrous!

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> mfw

Jesus was obviously a full blown aryan fascist member of the SS

Almighty

"Father, forgive them for they know not the NAP they violate."

Pretty obvious where he stood.

Jesus here. I took one of those online quizzes and it told me I was a centrist. However, I will say that I am pro gun, pro choice, pro capitalism, anti globalism.
Feel free to ask me about anything else.

I'd he was an anarchist, because of the logic of religion.
>Being ruled by anything other than God's law

righty

Opinion on gay people?

NAP is pretty congruent with core philosophy of jesus

>jesus
>pro-choice
Explain this

Left AND right hands got nailed to the cross.. plus it's two wing on the same plane

He's keky

None.
It doesn't have a soul until it is born
What?

Neither, he is truth.

honestly though wasn't he kind of ancap since he was all about social pressure and not government force.

yes, judas got him reported jesus not to get him killed or to earn thirty pieces of silver, but to instigate violent holy war out of jesus

jesus sticking to the NAP and dying for it only to ascend to heaven is a deeply profound libertarian/ancap/NAP sort of sentiment

Jesus is left wing as fuck

He said:
>"Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's"

And not:
>"seize the means of production ecks dee"

I'd bet right wing.

>tfw killed by jews

>Jesus Christ
>beloging to any Political Position
well,i would mind that in Classical Era Didn't have any kind of Thing that we have today

Jesus was a fiscal conservative, in favor of limited government

That turn the other cheek thing is a reference to peaceful protest. I also told you guys to buy swords, remember?
Also, Jews will get their comeuppance. Trust me.

Jesus would be considered a faschist bigot by today's leftist standards.

Calling the kikes "children of the devil", always bashing the established order and accusing the scribes and pharisees of being literal snakes.

Wrong, there are several times in the Gospels where he reads directly from scriptures in the synagogues

nice try tho

Then why did God tell Jeremiah he formed him in the womb and knew him before he was born? Wouldn't that imply that he had a soul from conception?

You ain't Jesus. Nice try Muhammed.

So, only letting in the poor immigrants?

>That turn the other cheek thing is a reference to peaceful protest.

you're a fucking retard.

Hard left socialist.

>it's easier for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven

>turn the other cheek

>If your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirsty, give him something to drink.

He was the biggest lefty cuck of all time and you have to do olympic level mental gymnastics if you disagree. tolstoy's christianity was right.

Neither, you're idea of democracy = false religion

>Jesus
>Libertarian
>"Render therefore unto Caesar's the things that are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's."
>Libertarians
>taxes

the extreme vetting that they do is the kind that precludes people who do extreme vetting in real life from getting into heaven.

that's the entire point. if you let boatloads of women and children die due to wars you created and call it "extreme vetting", then be prepared to be vetted the fuck to hell

>Applying enlightenment standards to a figure two thousand years old

Liberals disgust me.

Jesus where national socialist

>abusing the scripture that was only to show how smart Jesus was in getting out of the jew trap.

Next you'll be saying adultery is okay because of "cast the first stone"

>implying enlightenment values aren't rooted in Christianity

you're a fucking retard also

>Taking everything in the Bible literally
Even I don't do that. Embarrassing.

I'm just saying if Jesus was a Libertarian he would'e said
>TAXATION IS THEFT MUHFUGGA
>MUH NAP
>DON'T TREAD ON ME OR I SWEAR TO MYSELF THAT I'LL ARMAGEDDON THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW

Jesus didn't exist, he can be whatever you want him to be as a fictional character.

>cherry picking away parts you don't like by claiming parts are literal/symbolic.
And it came to pass, that, when Elisabeth heard the salutation of Mary, the souless fetus leaped in her womb.

Kek

>not knowing the historical accuracy of Jesus
Come on. You can say he wasn't the son of God, but he was a literal person that we know was born, probably baptized, and crucified from secular historical knowledge.

>but he was a literal person that we know was born, probably baptized, and crucified from secular historical knowledge.

There are no independent sources to confirm this.