Current year

>current year
>not being a member of the church of the SubGenius
>letting normies cuck you out of your slack

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Why would I give my money to The Church of the SubGenius now that RAW is dead?

>mom i'm memeing on anime board LMFAO

Go back to your ROJ pedo parties you fucking freak.

hello friend

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Ordained Minister in the Church of the Subgenius.

Give me slack! Fuck off pinks!

Mah nigga. How long have you been Bobpilled, brother?

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i embraced the slack almost 20 years ago

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I've read about it before. It seems pretty dumb.

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but what's the point of this. why should i be interested

it's current year + 2 you dumb nigger

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This seems extremely dumb, they are trying to sell it as saving yourself, but in truth you are just plugging your ears and eyes.

It feels like they want you to gimp yourself, they don't want to elevate people, they want to bring them all down to the same level.
Everyone is a special snowflake.
I hope this is a joke.

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ALL HAIL BOB DOBBS

the surface is an illusion
you must dig deeper
through the pinks
the holy synthesis of the slack

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>mfw been running slackware since 1994

Welcome to darkstar shitheads.

>current year + 0
>Not an Esoteric Discordian yet

RAW was a man like no other. I legitimately think "Illuminatus" cointains memetic NLP tricks that rewire your cognitive process.

Yes, your parents had memes too, kids.

~$ ddate
Today is Prickle-Prickle, the 54th day of Chaos in the YOLD 3183

>implying im not a priest of the subgenius
>implying im not a discordian pope
PRAISE BOB! HAIL ERIS!