Brit/pol/ - Green Man Edition

>Only three out of ten Stoke residents who voted Labour in 2015 told focus group they would definitely do so again this week
theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/22/labour-is-clapped-out-banger-on-bricks-according-to-stoke-focus-group

>Did Tom Watson do a dab dance move in the Commons? Footage shows Labour deputy leader nodding suspiciously at PMQs
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4249362/Did-Tom-Watson-dab-dance-Commons.html

>Brexit talks could get 'gory, bitter and twisted', former ambassador warns
theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/22/brexit-talks-could-get-gory-bitter-and-twisted-sir-ivan-rogers

>Lamont: Remainers' 'duty' not to undermine Brexit talks
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39038115

>UK economy picks up in late 2016 but signs of Brexit hit appear
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-economy-idUKKBN1610WI

>France's Macron meets PM May in London, vows to stand up for EU
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-france-election-macron-idUKKBN1601HF

>Retreat on rate rises as Philip Hammond considers extra funding for independent shops and small companies
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/21/retreat-rate-rises-philip-hammond-considers-extra-funding-independent/

Hansard Committee Reports
>The process for exiting the European Union and the Government's negotiating objectives
publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm201617/cmselect/cmexeu/815/81502.htm

>Brexit: the options for trade
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/72/7202.htm

>Brexit: future UK–EU security and police cooperation
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/77/7702.htm

>Brexit: UK-Irish relations
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/76/7602.htm

>European Scrutiny Committee - Wednesday 1 February 2017
parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/0d6145fa-5329-426d-8300-8eda8f215184

>Thread poll on Stoke
strawpoll.me/12400692 (embed)

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HP Sauce

Fuck pikeys

are you celebrating 500 years of black posties?

First for slow inevitable unavoidable decline

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Tories win Copeland, Labour keep Stoke.

Comrade Corbyn continues crashing the Labour Party into the ground for the next 3 years.

>Only three out of ten Stoke residents who voted Labour in 2015 told focus group they would definitely do so again this week

kek

>only 3 out of literally 10 people

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abortion is MURDER

women(female) are natural MURDERERS

How do the UKIP shills feel knowing that they'll be coming in 3rd today in Stoke?

My guess is tories win it

Traditional notions of art have been completely subverted over the decades. Art once celebrated beauty, the sublime, divinity, glory, strength. It aimed to portray something higher, something beyond the material, something mystical and romantic. Now, by and large, it is used to appeal to our most primitive instincts, especially sexual urges. For instance, just look at some of the music videos you see nowadays, they would have been considered pornographic a few decades ago.

youtube.com/watch?v=a999gPNlTJ0

The waifu is on QT tonight lads.

Do NOT sexualise her.

Are you excited for the next financial crisis?

Why would you replace the red ensign with a leaf?

>how did we get to firing cannons to firing condoms

she sexualises her self desu

>QT

Don't forget your bingo card lads.

I worked 9 and a half hours today, on my feet, no breaks.

tfw wageslave

nah, labour will win stoke, UKIP have no fucking chance though.

In before 1PBTID

Hello Commonwealth buddies :-DDDD

>no "well i'm never though i would find myself agreeing with [panel member] but..."

Check them bangers

Is YKTD back yet?

I'm going to donate £10 per day to the Labour party until he returns.

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entirely too late.

you have accepted the queen at your rightful ruler?

t. YKTD with trip off

He never left.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/23/donald-trumps-love-royal-family-may-see-united-states-join-commonwealth/

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youtube.com/watch?v=zP3QpCdyIw4

Reminder that UKIP's chances of taking Labour heartland seats died last week with Nuttall's MUH ILLBRUH shenanigans and that when he inevitably loses tonight it'll be the final nail in the party's coffin

My understanding (although really I'm just trying to bait an artfag into correcting me and broadening it.) is something like.
>Becomes absolutely trivial to mass-produce "real" art, or to go completely for money instead of artistic value since you've got tons of nouveau riche who want to feign culturedness
>Artists push more and more out there hoping people will stop commercializing bullshit. (Also the CIA pushes modern art because the Soviets would never allow it, buying huge cultural capital in Europe for the USA.)
>Keeps being commercialized to a huge degree
>Push into actively crazy performance shit because it's slightly harder to box up and sell.

But that's almost certainly wrong in many ways. Fun story, though.

He hasn't got any money

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Have been since 2009. Can it just hurry the fuck up though.

Oh boy...

or a gf

youtube.com/watch?v=ijpGNlWDG5k

anime desu desu desu desu

why is it always the bishops and arch-cucks

Will Italy be the trigger?

Who's he going to lose to, though? The other candidates are shit and nobody there is voting Labour with the state it's in now, surely.

RIP Claudio Ranieri

okay lads if you apply for a /comfy/ job as a night porter or something what do you say in the interview when they ask you why you want the job, why you left your last one etc.
"just fancy something comfy for a bit" doesnt sound very good

Did we all enjoy storm Doris?

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The ABSOLUTE STATE of modern Christianity

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>day 9 and YKTD has still not returned

Got yours up yet, brit/pol/?

It's a desperate attempt to stay relevant. They don't realize that the church is supposed to be a constant unchanging bedrock for people to build their lives on

no one seems to be voting for anyone

the turnout will be shite, like 10% i reckon lol
so even if Nutter wins no doubt there'll be the cries of "no one voted for him, not legitimate" etc.

I KNOW

I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN

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Who here /RootingForCorbyn/

>at least three more years of Blairite butthurt
>UKIP could collapse and be replaced by a nationalist party without the libertarianism

Oakeshott isn't attractive.

Please just shoot me if this becomes a thing

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They are surely not Christian at this point?

f

Is this gonna be like the referendum again, when at like 10pm everyone thought remain had won it by like 5%?

so who will come 2nd? /ourgal ?

I'VE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF

No, by-elections can usually be predicted fairly accurately in advance simply from voter turnout in various areas.

I had no idea YTP's were still a thing

No idea. I'm basing my prediction almost entirely on the fact the US has had recessions roughly every decade (or more regularly) since at least the 1920s.
The UK isn't directly linked, obviously, but it seems a fair bet that with a generally weak economy we're all fucked.

What shows are those?

Would the bad weather effect turnout today for the by-elections?

No. Nuttall lied about being present at the Scouseocaust and for that he will never recover.

Have to post this

WE WUZ POSTMAN N SHEET

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKd5X68vvM4

POLLS CLOSE IN TWO HOURS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ikr i prefer the other one, she gets me hard man

Who wants to be Labour squeek in with a slim majority in one of their longest held seats, and the media tomorrow will be all
>LOL UKIP
and not focus on Labour at all

most comedies?

Just read some fairly scary things about the Italian banking system that's all. Large enough economy to trigger another Eurozone crisis too.

>tfw nobody likes my shite photoshops

yeah because the BNP was such a great success

(((Psephologists))) say no, I say yes when it comes to by-elections because they rely on ground troops dragging people to the polling station

Or it could be like the GE when brit/pol/ thought UKIP might do so well they might hold the balance of power but instead ended up with only C I V I C as an MP

can't, spent all my money on a minions coffin full of yodelling pickles

>brit/pol/ gallery

Lib Dems aren't putting anything into this, how the fuck would they have any data on it

Get out

well actually looking at them stats ukip seem to hold their votes with only -2% difference from the election, from the sounds of it labour will be at least -30% so if that happens UKIP will be victorious

I worked 6 and I contemplated jumping in front of a lorry every other minute.

I should probably quit.

YKTD detected

I missed you :'^(

Reminder that my county of Copeland will go Tory and the Labour fuckers will cry

The thing is about this info is people in stoke will not all admit to voting UKIP due to the "ME MA AND PA VOTED LABOUR SO I VOTE LABOUR" social pressure.

He was there though, the lie was about losing a close friend, although he claims he never claimed that, even though it's on his website

>paganism

British people are litrally born from the soil of Britain, worship things relevant to Britain like Oak Trees, believe in reincarnation, healthy paleo-diet

>christcucks

Worship a jew, believe no human is illegal, kiss the toes of migrants and blackmail you into believing by saying Jesus will personally skin you alive if you touch yourself and don't give all your money to the church, diet based on processed carbohydrates like bread

And yet paganism is mocked..

My first YKTD detected, im honoured.

>all these 2nd place wins
>always separated by thousands of votes

It's like China being the 2nd military power

Can't say I would like to leave the house and vote where I live, atm.

>implying communism is any better