>Be British
>People driving their cars too fast, endangering children on the road
>Police are all too busy arresting people for hate speech and confiscating knifes from everyone
>Stand at the side of the road pointing a hair dryer at cars to try and make them go a bit slower
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Build some speed bumps
Sup Forumsice officer here.
If the Wombles feel happy they can crack on as far as I'm concerned, my workloads to busy to deal with this stuff.
That goes double for the ones with real speed guns, all they do is send your keeper details to us and we begrudgingly send out a letter along the lines of "naughty naughty, don't do it again" since they're not even evidential. There's not much we can do.
t. Sup Forumsice officer who has also attended a speed awareness course.
>put on reflective vest.
>point hairdryer at a car.
>car slows down.
>ask car to stop.
>they think you're a cop, so they do.
>steal their car.
>victim reports it was one of the dozens of autists in vests that car jacked him at dryerpoint.
>police do a nationwide sting and confiscate everyone's hairdryers.
>safe again.
Are you not allowed to have knives?
pretty cute desu
WE NEED AUTOMATED CARS IMMEDIATELY!
this
god bless children
were you unaware of speed before the awareness course and do you feel your speed awareness has been raised adequately
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