>Be British
>People driving their cars too fast, endangering children on the road
>Police are all too busy arresting people for hate speech and confiscating knifes from everyone
>Stand at the side of the road pointing a hair dryer at cars to try and make them go a bit slower
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Build some speed bumps
Sup Forumsice officer here.
If the Wombles feel happy they can crack on as far as I'm concerned, my workloads to busy to deal with this stuff.
That goes double for the ones with real speed guns, all they do is send your keeper details to us and we begrudgingly send out a letter along the lines of "naughty naughty, don't do it again" since they're not even evidential. There's not much we can do.
t. Sup Forumsice officer who has also attended a speed awareness course.
>put on reflective vest.
>point hairdryer at a car.
>car slows down.
>ask car to stop.
>they think you're a cop, so they do.
>steal their car.
>victim reports it was one of the dozens of autists in vests that car jacked him at dryerpoint.
>police do a nationwide sting and confiscate everyone's hairdryers.
>safe again.
Are you not allowed to have knives?
pretty cute desu
WE NEED AUTOMATED CARS IMMEDIATELY!
this
god bless children
were you unaware of speed before the awareness course and do you feel your speed awareness has been raised adequately
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>pointing a fully automatic hair dryer at cars
someone stop this madman
>speed awareness course
the fuck is that, a class on how to know when someone is speeding?
Shit you do when you get done for speeding to not have points on your licence
Reminder that these exist and are in operation throughout Britain.
I don't get it. Why a hairdryer?
IM FUCKING SICK OF SLOW PEOPLE
WHY IS EVERYONE SO LOW ENERGY
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY REEEEEEE
>tower hamlets
Paki zone
Looks like a radar speed gun at a distance
>police knocks on your door
>Good evening, can we see your TV licence?
>Show them your up to date licence
>They then show a warrant and go inside checking for knifes
>hear your gf's hairdryer coming from the bathroom
>OI M8, THAT'S AGAINST THE LAW
>b-but we got a licence
>Your hairdryer model and the licence's don't match
>OFF TO THE SLAMMER YOU GO M8
Another criminal away, society is safe again.
Aware, yes. Cared, not so much.
It's a UK thing. If you get caught speeding (as long as your not taking the piss and going 50mph in a 30mph zone) you have the option to pay for a course where you're taught to suck eggs and 'learn' about the hazards you create.
You only get to go on one once every 3 years and it saves you getting points on your licence.
Because we aren't recruiting men into the police force as we used too, they're all women, around where i live on a night out i'd study the cars/vans there and they're stacked full of women on their phone i shit you not.
But have you completed your course understanding and appreciation course?
>Good behaviour
>Tower Hamlets
What did they mean by this?
speed bumps and walls and any physical barrier to something that actually works are racist, we need comprehensive reform and a smart, camera and sensor approach thst is compassionate and multicultural
>wombles
>keeper details
>begrudgingly
You brits are wild.
That's because police work is advertised as social work now.
>shetlands
Poor girl is gonna get splattered, Scottish people drive like fucking maniacs
t. Glaswegian
how long before a rapefugee gets her?
>Scottish people are fucking maniacs
Fixed
(Re)build the wall
In Scotland? Probably never.
Shitskins will die of cold up there
kek
when did we become so retarded?
>yuropoors pretending their econoboxes are capable of speeding
>pcso's have power
lets not go overboard random street sign...
>burgerclaps pretending their cars can turn
>begrudgingly
>being this uneducated
apply dictionary directly to face
feels good having roads for vehicles and not improvised carriage routes
I find the flow of traffic is smoother over there, no clumsy chinks driving big minivans 10 below the limit, people have more sense of surrounding on the roads
doesn't britbong land have a government enforced bed time?
They already did sadly
No, that's on the long list to do.
I need to get that authorised. My Response Sgt. only authorised my tea/coffee making course but I had to do that at HQ because it required using hot water and cutlery. Had to do it under AFO guidance incase I stabbed someone with a spoon by mistake.
No. One of the few countries in Europe without a curfew for under 19s.
>live in northern ireland
>get caught speeding
>officer comes up to my window
>"Apologies, Brother, I didn't see the sign."
>"Not a problem, fellow Orangeman."
>"Remember 1690."
>drive away
Other religions may have a different experience.
>Other religions may have a different experience
Got a chuckle from me that did my potato brethren.
What happened in 1690?
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Catholics BTFO
>Be french
>Muslims killing people in the street, dealing drugs, rioting
>Police are all too busy arresting people for driving their car too fast and confiscating drivers' licences from everyone
>Have to resort to using a shovel to defend yourself from tresspassers
kek, pretty much
your police back at work yet?
Its facing the wrong way.
Women are so stupid.
>they think a hairdryer will slow a car down
Wow.
>you will never post on Sup Forums in the 1690's
lmao what a dumb fucking idea
oh its a QT loli doing it? i would slow the fuck down
That wouldnt even fucking surprise me tbqh
This wouldn't be a problem in ancapistan
>be american
>currently watching sean spicer btfo buttmad mulatto on why it isnt the federal governments job to police bathrooms for nutjobs
>"naughty naughty, don't do it again"
British English is fun
Baffles me that anyone ever gets run over by a car, how stupid would you have to be?
When I was a child I ran in front of cars for fun
Not to mention the person holding the dryer is a 10 yr old.
>no guns
>police
no
you're just an embarrassment
kek, genuine bobby confirmed
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If I'm driving and someone points a gun shaped thing at me I'm pointing a gun shaped thing back.
>little girls having to take the law into their own hands
Bongistan everyone.
I could say the same for you. Not many people would have got the 'course' reference.
Please stop. Cars are big and go brumbrum. It's easy to not get run over if you start paying attention to your surroundings. Speed bumps hurt my back, waste fuel and momentum, harming the environment and bringing about the ecopalypse. They also damage suspension and wear brake discs, spreading harmful brake material to the environment. We got work to do if were gonna generate enough tax to keep all you parasites happy. Just watch where you are going.
>ancapistan
I hope that's a geographic designation.
>impersonating a police officer
put the white ones in jail for this. this is mohammads land, kaffir.