JULIUS CAESAR ASSASSINATED

First reports say it was the Senate, but don't jump to conclusions. Either way, get in here, plebians, it's happening.

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>pls be a persian

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MAN SEEN FLEEING THE SCENE

dude i tell you that was antiochian scums, seen many of those near the Forum

>plebis, I have information that will lead Hillary Clintonus to j-

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Sarmatius of Hyde


A Cartaginian.

Jupiter's cock, how does he keep getting away with it?

'SLEAZER'-KINS BTFO

It was probably a lone wolf nutjob

me worry caeser

HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!?

i'm XII and what is this?

But we destroyed their city and salted the Earth 150 years ago.

X denarii Brutus planned it.

>The Senate
Yeah right.
Cicero's on the Senate mate.
He's also highly influential, and a close personal friend of Caesar's.
There's no way he's let that shit happen.
I bet it was a power grab by Antony.

Wtf I'm a Brutemissile now.

judeans did it

Samus malus est! O boni dei!

Fake news Gaul News Network early reports that it was the niggers in Carthage getting revenge for Zama

Cicero is of punic blood and a traitor of the republic. If Cicero ever sided with Caesar then it was because he was afraid and waiting for a moment of weakness to backstab him.

Not gonna lie, former Caesar voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Caeser crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the Consular codes.

If Christianity entered the picture sooner, the collapse of Rome could have been averted. Problem was it showed up too late in the game to be able to to avert disaster. Once they started shipping barbarians in for their military protection it was just a matter of time.

I heard it was the egyptians, can anyone confirm? My sex slave harem has one of Cleopatras shamed handmaidens. She evidently beat up one of Nefertitis great-grand child for being a monotheistic heretic satanist.

Am I being fed fake rumours by my house here?

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About time that fag Caesar died. I won't lie though, I enjoyed watching him kill all the Gauls

*Not Enough Hand Gestures*

please be gauls

>two denarii were deposited on your pocket

Has anyone seen my sides? I found a pair but they're not mine

Poor plebian, you underestimate the reach of the cult of Pythagoras. They are everywhere, I heard they cooperate with those people who praise Solomon for building his temple with the help of demons.

Do not fear, but do step lightly around those snakes.

He cant keep getting away with this!!!!

You just saved this thread.

HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING

THIS IS NOT DRILL

MARCUS ANTONIUS HAS ATTACKED BRUTUS FORCES IN GREECE!!

>Et tu, Hydei?

Cicero is a coward and a fool. I'll tell you who it was. The ghost of Pompey Magnus come back to take his revenge on Caesar.

I used to be a huge Caesarian supporter, but seriously we can't let Mark Antony get hold of the legions

Nice try Antony.
We all know you've had it out for Cicero since day one.
Why would he ever betray Caesar after Caesar spared his life and let him live?
The only reason why he went with Pompey was so that he could annoy and distract the bloke.
Clearly it worked.
I mean just look at how poorly Pompey lost to Caesar.

Too late.

Have you slain your first wolf young man? Your boyhood is over, time has come to place elsewhere those objects that entrenches your youthful self.

Bullshit. After Caesar forgave him?

Tbqh I can't wait for that faggot Antony to roast some niggas. Imma riot and loot myself a waifu-slave from some patrician cunt.

We the 99% and also fuck Caeser for letting Gauls in the Senate. Race traitor cuck got what he deserved tbqh.

Zeus and Wotan confirms. They could not render half their shekels to Ceasar, and thus betrayed their own messiah.

Do you think the "cursed forever" meme that these preachers are pushing has any clout to it?

This.

Brutus would never be such a dick, impossible.

This is all a trick by the Hebrews, they are turning the Roman masterrace each other and helping the Carthaginians and Egyptians to make our race go extinct. I, II, III, IV, I declare a race war!

THIS POST IS JUST A FUCKING DISTRACTION

WHILE PEOPLE ARE LOOKING EAST THE PERFIDIOUS ARMORICANS ARE GOING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE AND MIGRATE INTO OUR LANDS AND DESTROY THE ROMAN RACE

I hope Anthony guts Cato the younger.

That man is so tedious with his constant jabbering about the Republic of old in the baths. I've waited too long for someone to shut him up.

Please be a Persian please be a Persian please be a Persian

Pompey lost because he is no great philosopher and his legions are made of cowards

get in here
>get in here
get in here
>get in here

live press conference
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Of course the first thing you hear is some stupid conspiracy theory that it was other Romans who did it.

Tinfoil helmet stuff.

HIDUS OF SAMNIUM! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!

HE CANNOT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

It was a plot by (((Octavian))) to usurp Caesar.

>Friends, Romans, cou-

TL;DL

Maybe they should investgate his family ? Dunno. Or maybe the Celts....

Good
Time to raid Moesia

Good. Fucking Caesar was a degenerate anyway.

Those greedy senate cvnts probably did it becavse they don't want their land redistribvted

I'd imagine that Eqvestrian brat Marc Anthony is involved

Explain how he was a degenerate you sodomite. Have you forgotten how he greatly improved the lifehood of roman citizens?

it was the Judeans wasn't it?

>larping fags

The Gauls did it. Fucking Gauls.

I can't wait for Hadrian to build that wall.

The phone call that ordered the assassination of Julius Caesar

What language did they speak in ancient rome?

Latin?

American.

American

Can you give me a quick rundown?

oh fuck you cunt

latin american.

[spoiler]have you seriously never seen monty python??[/spoiler]

Daily reminder that caesar took it up the ass from Nicodemos of Bithynia

The 'Queen of Bithynia' wanted to be king of Rome
sic semper tyranus

Pillage the temple in jerusalem! Conquest war now!

Romanese

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But latin is mexico and stuff wtf

sic semper tyr... anus?

THEY TRIED TO WARN HIM, BUT HE LOOKED AWAY.

13!

Romanian

Litetally Latino.

WAIT JUST A FUCKING MOMENT THERE

REPORTS NEAR POMPEII TELL ABOUT A GIANT COLUMN OF FIRE ATOP MOUNT VESUVIUS.
HAS KEKKUS ARRIVED TO THE MORTAL REALM?

>t. Brutus

Tota Ciceronis culpa

I have cast the entrails of a sacrificial bull
Can we get an oracle or high priest to check the signs?

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

QVO VSQUE TANDEM ABVTERE SAM HYDE PATENTIA NOSTRA

>mfw I'd bet but I owe a good drachma at some Alemanii

Include me in the papyrus

#ImWithHim
#PompeiiForPresident
#CantAnusTheMagnus

Fucking leaves even in ancient rome

We wuz kangz
Julius ceaser wuz black

The Bogdanoffs have gone by many names throughout history. You might also know them as Romulus and Remus, the twin brothers who founded Rome.

It was the Fucking GREEKS! Fuck em

HA HA

It is for the Cambrians that I claim these numerals, Roman scum! Praise to Wotan!

fucking (((hellenics))), infiltrating our culture, turning people away from mos mariosum

>mos mariosum
NO
I'VE BEEN CORRUPTED BY THE ETERNAL HELLENIC