Jokes

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb?
> 6 million

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P.S. Jokes about arabs/muslims are not allowed

Fuck off you inbred retard

Hurry up and get nukes by Iran pls

Nuked*

Also, how are the houthis treating you?

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How do Muslims practice safe sex?

They mark the camels that kick

>A Muslim walks into his local mosque with a big grin on his face.

>"What are you so happy about, Abdul?" Asks the Imam.

>"Well, I'll tell you," replies Abdul. "I live by the railroad tracks and on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the rails, like in the American movies. I cut her free and took her back to my humble abode. Allah be praised - we made love all night, all around the tent. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position permitted by Mohammed, Peace Be Upon Him!"

>"By the most Merciful," exclaimed the Imam, "you have been blessed. Was she as beautiful as a desert flower?"

>Abdul grimaced, "By the Jinn, I do not know - I never found her head."

Are you allowed to sing and dance in Saudi Arabia or is it it sadness all the time?

What's the difference between a jew and the main character of pokemon?
None, they are both Ash

I didn't get these jokes :/

how many mexicans does it takes to change a light bulb?
RU1

It's only JUAN, you fucking monkeys can fuck up a wet dream, get the fuck out of the internet you fucking sub-human nigger.

OC
funny, huh?

a habby goes into the hospital and keeps looking at babies.
one of the medics asks to him who is his children
he says i dunno just searching for another wife.

sorry mexico broh i will prepare a few ladders so that you can jump of the wall, as apology.

WHAT'S THE SMALLEST ORGAN IN A GOAT?

the Arab's penis

Learn from this man you fucking monkey.

The rich and nobles do it on the outskirts.

No seriously. Fluffy, that mexican american comedian even did a tour in saudi arabia, and that's exactly what happened. The rich people had a tent built outside the city for him to perform in since it's illegal.

>tent
>built


you mean they through a tarp over some fucking sticks, that is not building, i hope they dont put you in charge of the fucking wall, it'll just end up a line in the dirt.

>flag
Better get the deus vult LARPers in here to kill you with DEUS VULT

Not defending the sand niggers, but you don't know SHIT about high quality tents.

To quote Margret Thatcher: Oi neck urself m8

How many Jews does it take to control the house of Saud?
> you tell me

>they through a tarp
so.....THIS is the power of britposting

Dosnt matter how high quality a tent is its still just gonna be a tarp and some sticks, they might be carbon nano tube sticks with virgin pussy lip tarp, but iit still aint gonna get built, at best you erect it.
And thatcher werent no chav mate.

oh no!

How many dead Jews does it take to make a Holocaust.

None. It never happened.

A muslim walks into a gay bar and orders shots for everyone, more fags would've made it out the door but running out the door but they couldn't run straight.

Name my Syrian refugee I found on the beach today

A Muslim walks into a nightclub

It was a blast

How many traffic accidents happen in Saudi Arabia??
- none, women aren't allowed to drive


>I showed him, didn't I?

How many light-bulb does it takes to fix a jew?

A priest, a pervert, and a paedophile walked into a bar... He just sat down and ordered whiskey.

> am i telling it right?

How do you fit 50 Jews in a sedan?

2 in the front, 3 in the back, and the rest in the ashtray.