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In all honesty, we need him to touch the nuclear codes. If you were his advisor, how would you make the world a better place?

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I wouldn't because 3 nukes that size would destroy the rest of the world as well.

All three on Antarctica, the resulting ice melt floods the entire world.

Mecca, Mexico City, Honk Kong

cuck

Vancouver, Montreal, Toronto (I understand the Montreal and Toronto nukes will overlap, that is my final decision.

No need to waste nukes on Africa or the Middle East, they are pretty weak, could just old school sweep the entire African continent if Russia and America stopped playing footsies and actually became a team to change the world.

Until then, Canada needs a mega-tonne happening for it to get back to it's good ole roots of the badass lumberjack fantasy as sweet as maple syrup.

Sydney
Perth
Darwin

Israel, Beijing, LA

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this is not allowed

>implying one nuke wouldn't do the job

kek

new york, japan, germany

and do it from international waters with unmarked submarine so that it will never get traced

either that or first nuke in the defensive silos of area and next two in military bases or major cities

On this episode of Science of Stupid...

Those are big nukes.

all on antartica, daddy wants beach front property.

All 3 on india

Top kek

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I'd drop them on the middle east 3 times.

Fuck the ocean. Fuck the deep sea.

Mideast, Pakistan and Somalia

Everyone will suffer

I think yours would actually be the most destructive of all
Tsunamis wipe off every densely populated coastal area on earth

I like the way you think

>nuking the desert
nice job retard maybe move it a bit more north/south

Smart

wtf are you nuking west of cali?

Fair trade off just to dent the population of the deep.

how do you say Africa, in Americunts?

the whales

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MIDDLE EAST, CHINA, AFRICA

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il nuke your stat 3 times. too make sure

All 3 on Israel just to make sure it's obliterated.

So there would be no more liberals?

Sounds like a win to me.

here, I saved the world.

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Mecca, Madagascar, Mars.

>Didn't hit Africa, middle east, China, or India
You did nothing.

tsunami

When the Mekkah and a lot muslim countries will colapse Turkey will change religion to christianity

That would be big flip like flip Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Michigan states by Donald Trump
Trust me
Turks are often former greeks and armenians

>the center of the amazon
the rainforest dindu nuffin

Eveyone else is pretty managable. Mongols are not and never will be.

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Setting off the san andreas fault?

Came up with 3 possible perfect maps.
Middle-East, India, and China gotta go for sure.
3rd would either be on Canada, California, or Mexico.

Pretty good

That is some big nukes

Calm it Jean-Pierre, don't want that much lard vaporized at once.

For you.

>Ukraine
You're problems are not the worlds problems.
Russia is pretty low on the scale right now.

>Implying a nuke the size of a dime would even be able to reach critical mass.

the right answer is Russia China and israel

All three in one spot.
>pic related

Pretty good

can I have more please?

Mecca, Israel, and San Francisco

Well congratulations, you blew up the middle east. What is the next step of your master plan?

Seriously, an explosion of that size would change the earth's axis.

But why?

>be french
>surrender

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Pakistan
Pakistan
On all the Pakis

Massachussets
Tehran
St. Petersburg

Burn the fucking system to the ground

I'd actually die from one of those nukes. No I'm not a fish.

RREEEEEEEEEEEEE LEAVE JAPAN ALONE

KEK

all 3 on australia

easy.
isn't this what we all hope for?

>South East Asia

>Not all 3 on eternal Russia

Fuck israel, fuck the middle east, fuck north africa sandniggers, and fuck spain.

Whale detected

>be american
>go to school
>get shot
well, let's be more accurate
>go to mc donald
>get diabet

Dear Anglo, you're always remain the best bro and most redpilled about Russia.

>Implying destroying the world is a bad thin
What are you fucking gay

Close, could have used at least 1 on the horn of africa

>be american
>get shot
>be american
>go to memorial for shooting victim
>get shot
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The middle east, sweden, and OP's house.

all of 3 on USA.

this world would be safer.

Why hong kong?beijing and shanghai are worse
Anyways I'd go mecca,Afghanistan, and pakistan

>Ukraine is butthurt that they'll be reabsorbed into the Russian Federation.
Why don't you just fight them off?

horn of africa included already

KEK
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Wow, a self hating russian. not soemthing you see everyday.

Goodbye sand people
Goodbye zerglings
Goodbye starving african children

I regret that I could not also solve the poo question.

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trying to find godzilla?

>this world would be safer.
i would agree but you're the last one that can talk is you Kakashi, what if USA stop defending you against China and North Korea?

Nigga what about Russia???

I would, because 3 nukes that size would destory the rest of the world as well.

Berlin, Mekka, Berlin again.

I want more nukes.

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All on Canada

Lol the you just need to blow up france,it's full of jews north african sand niggers and some degenerate spanish,not like I would feel sad about having a big crater up north and becoming technically an island due to radiation...

Can I use one to wish for more nukes?

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