How can a man and woman be in a monogamous relationship for over 5 years and there hasn't been a single child produced...

How can a man and woman be in a monogamous relationship for over 5 years and there hasn't been a single child produced. What's happening in these bedrooms Sup Forums

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She's boning Edgar. Pewds is just a front

birth control, grandpa

It really puzzles me. I've been watching a lot of their videos to try to find the answer to my question but I can't come to anything other than that Marzia just isn't very sexual... for Felix.

It goes entirely against nature, though. That is why I posted this thread. It's very eerily unnatural for them to fuck for 5 years and no children.

Birth control makes women crazy because they can't get pregnant when the entire real reason women fuck is to be impregnated. So something is wrong somewhere Sup Forums

They don't plan to have kids or get married as they see it as a religious construct. They are both Atheists

Topkek med men can't stop the superior norse seed from BLEACHING their women.

>It's very eerily unnatural for them to fuck for 5 years and no children.

welcome to the 21st century

they also fuck for pleasure, why else would they masturbate?

are you a virgin, sir?

>dad is German
>mom is Sicilian
Norsegger genocide when?

when is little pewds going to come into the world?

fuck

He really looks aryan as fuck, hitler was right.

They said they were too young to get married 3/4 years ago or something. It was in a video.

>tfw pewdiepie is going to read this thread then talk to marzia tonight about her using birth control and talk her out of it and 9 months we get a roman viking Sup Forums baby

I know Felix is reading this thread probably.

Yes, but it fucks up human instinct, so something has gone wrong.

>How can a man and woman be in a monogamous relationship for over 5 years and there hasn't been a single child produced.
i really don't get it but I know lots of cases
for me there's no marriage without kids
you can't have a girlfriend for 8 years without a kid, that's not a partner, that's just a fucktoy

It's almost like intelligent people wait to have children until they can afford them and not live off gibbs. Pewds can probably afford 20+ kids though $$$

He has a pet toad. Possibly Kek incarnate. Leave him alone.

hahahaha
takes one to know one

>Birth control makes women crazy
it just fucks with their emotion and body so if they do every get pregnant expect some retard or autistic kid to be born.

That's nu-males for you.

you guys are a bunch of faggits

My wife and i have been together childless for 6 years now. Her eggs wont stick to her womb without medication so it means all the great sex i want with no baby until we decide to get the meds.

stay mad medboi you just can't compete

It's not expensive to raise a kid. People are just selfish and bad at managing their finances.

That's entirely against human instinct.

This is probably Pewdiepie here, the Islamic Caliphate flag is where he lives.

Marzia is really fucking annoying, her KAWAII DESU character makes me cringe

>not wanting a child makes you a nu-male

While I agree we should be varg-tier breeders, that is retarded

She pegs him.

Because they are infantilised JewTube gamer millennials.

>what is birth control for 500 please

The levels of autism in this post are unparalleled.

Anyway, my understanding is that Marzia is quite young, maybe only 22-23. If she had a child next year, she would still be below average age for most European countries (not counting shitskin offspring).

They likely don't WANT children

It's not free. A lot of younger people can barely afford their own healthcare. How are they going to afford the health of their child? I will say you're not 100% wrong about being selfish though.

>the entire real reason women fuck is to be impregnated.
Subconsciously, just like we only fuck them to impregnate.
Women are crazy, pregnant or not. Birth control is a non-issue regarding this.

Family planning.

He's a cuck just like all white men. He's waiting for Tyrone, Mohammed, or Taco Paco to breed their women with their superior seed. Stay mad cucks

Really?

>birth control

Because I didn't want kids before I was 30.

rusty tromboning

Do you know how annoying it would be to try and make videos with a crying shitting little shitbag running. Around constantly?

People are still having sex, moron, it just doesn't lead to babies nearly as much as it used to.

she is saving herself to be raped by Jamal

>roman viking Sup Forums baby
Europe shall be saved by a child with the blood of all our kind.

/thread

Pewds obviously doesn't want kids, nigger

been with my missus for nearly 5 years, dont want kids, feel way to young and financially unstable for that shit yet. wanna be able to do a bit of travelling and maybe move to my dads country for some years first.

>I know Felix is reading this thread probably.
Honestly probably ya but I hope he knows better and lurks other image boards....

She's really only 24? What the fuck. She got really lucky to fuck a millionaire at 18. Pewdiepie is 27 though so he's getting near his 30s and his biological clock will start ticking soon too.

I still can't believe she is 24? She looks like she's late 20's. Makeup man.

I screen capped OP and that post because I know he browses Sup Forums and has read this thread and will now fuck marzia to completion and we will have a /ourbaby/ in december or 2018

>trying this hard

>the guy lives in britain
>user directed this comment at the whole thread instead of just OP
>Kjelberg probably doesn't know how to proxy

hmmmmm

The fuck? A man at 27 is like a woman at 18. Felix will reach his golden year in his mid 30's, which is when he'll probably trade up and get another 18 year, maybe without trashy tattoos this time.

Is that you, Felix? pls send money

Name for pewds child?
>Åke
>keklilia

hah ok sure

>I
cute stuff, stop LARPing

>AND he deleted his comment

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>I
Fucking knew it! Just come out and admit you browse Sup Forums already
At this point, what damage can it even do?

>what is birth control?

love you pewdie

>Birth control makes women crazy because they can't get pregnant when the entire real reason women fuck is to be impregnated.

Actually, it makes their body think they are pregnant. There are studies showing that fucking with the hormones may actually affect their choice in partners which may lead to relationship issues when they go off the pill.

Don't let you woman use the hormonal Jew.

IMO, it would be extremely painful for Marzia.
Pewdiepie has huge Cro-Magnon genes and his babay couldn't properly fit inside Marzias tiny Italian womb.
And how the fuck would it get out through her tight v-hole? They'd need a C-section, probably at 7 months.
Also, the odds of her internal organos getting crushed by the Cro-Magnon baby are there. She might very well die.

I think it's just the "career" problem. They both likely keep themselves very busy, and having children would takeaway from that.

Basically he should be red-pilled enough to know that if he does have children, it needs to be a fulltime thing from both of them in order to raise their children most effectively. So it's an either or choice, and technically a difficult one to make even though the moral choice is clear (have and raise children fulltime) but very opportunity-cost-expensive to make (spend less time making videos that redpill/influence the future)

Or maybe he thinks his time is better spent influencing people? He may not have kids but he can encourage the new generation to do so. Not everyone will be a PewDiePie in terms of popularity, so obviously the people watching him will not directly emulate his decision to not have children at the moment, so maybe he thinks this is the best use of his time? Making the best out of the platform?

Who knows. I can't be a judge to what the best decision is in this circumstance, only he can be.

I've been w/ my girlfriend for more than 7 years, no kid. My son was born about a year before we got together. One child is good for me and I'm not sure if I want to try and provide for more. That and I get to keep my girlfriends body in better shape in the end. We are already in our thirties, women aren't good at recovering from pregnancies in general, nevermind at our age. I'd love to have as many kids as possible really, but I can't let myself and my family become degenerates financially

>What's happening in these bedrooms Sup Forums

nothing. fucking cucks

10/10 b8

will he name his baby boy /paul/ ?

hmmmmmmm

Birth control pills

>not having a GF that makes you finish inside

Pewdiepie is handsome as shit though. Especially recently. When he does have kids they will be really good looking as they get older.

He better not fuck his genetics.

Yeah but he is very intelligent so he is not going to do that. He most likely will have 4 babies with Marzia for Sup Forums

I'm hoping Adolf Hitler personally, unironically.

proof he is a Sup Forumslack from the good old days

new fags don't know about the old merchant meme

pic related. pewdiepie talks about being a greedy swede then starts rubbing his hands like our old maymays

>my son
>born a year before we got together

Not going to lie, my wife became hotter after the pregnancies. Lack of sleep, forced to eat health and drink healthy, no booze, and big ol titties for sucking. She lost any weight gained while pregnant. Now I can't get her pregnant again, and all I want to do is fulfill my milk fetish I never knew I had.

You need at least two children or your responsible for white genocide

where do i get these user

>My son was born about a year before we got together.

too subtle for me, nicely done

he also got Slippy during the rise of Kek worship

Sons though. Daughters contribute more to white genocide than not having kids. So many cucks I know have daughters and no sons.

tfw2 intelligent for sex

fpbp

pewdiepie is a child rapist

That's why I also know he browsed this thread and he will be bringing Sup Forums's /ourguy/'s wife's son to us.

I screen capped OP because I have faith he reads our threads for humor and takes our advice seriously. He wouldn't have gotten a fucking toad either.

HES ACTUALY PRODUCE 1000'S OF CHILDS IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT

>everyone has sons
>no women for them to marry
>white race dies out in a generation

Great plan.

>stay mad medboi
>posts sami faggot

Most young men are terrified at the idea of having kids. Usually it happens by accident. Most men just want to get laid, it's the women who want kids.

There will always be daughters.

Sons are better is all I'm saying.

Why did Pewdiepie stop making those retarded gaming videos and start with actual content?

he's become red pilled since he met her

he doesn't want to contaminate his aryan bloodline with her dark hair/dark eyes

>responsible approach to parenthood
>not getting pregnant when you are a teenager
>you actually have a problem with this
Would you like to know how I know you are a nigger?

She was originally very blonde as a child.

They look so cute together

>Birth control makes women crazy because they can't get pregnant when the entire real reason women fuck is to be impregnated

Pewds is a degenerate that still faps to porn. He accidentally showed his history once and it was full of young teen and amateur stuff. Hes got an actual qtpie woman and still chooses that over her....therefore no babies

huh. really makes you think ?

brown eyes are still shit tier

People with this attitude can seek out abortion for daughters. It happens in China and India every day. They have fucked up geneder ratios as a result. Just take what nature gives you.

Higher income, less likely of a child.

Because he's not an idiot. Why the fuck would you want kids? Seriously

That cuck probably hasn't even fucked her.

Millennial men are cucks confirmed.

That was probably a joke desu. Might want to get your head checked m80

>Why would want kids

Because white countries aren't overpopulated.