Brit/pol/ - Final Countdown edition

>Only three out of ten Stoke residents who voted Labour in 2015 told focus group they would definitely do so again this week
theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/22/labour-is-clapped-out-banger-on-bricks-according-to-stoke-focus-group

>Net migration to UK falls by 49,000
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39062436

>Brexit: EU backs Dublin on open Northern Ireland border
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39068545

>Scottish government believes it can call, win new independence vote
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-scotland-idUKKBN1621I5

>With right approach, UK can boost Commonwealth trade post Brexit
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-commonwealth-idUKKBN1621UJ

>Could storm Doris blow UKIP to victory in Stoke Central by-election… and topple Labour?
rt.com/uk/378418-stoke-election-storm-doris/

>MP in tears as he urges justice for cousin murdered by the IRA and end to 'witchhunt' of troops
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/23/mp-tears-urges-justice-cousin-murdered-ira-andend-witchhunt/

Hansard Committee Reports
>The process for exiting the European Union and the Government's negotiating objectives
publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm201617/cmselect/cmexeu/815/81502.htm

>Brexit: the options for trade
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/72/7202.htm

>Brexit: future UK–EU security and police cooperation
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/77/7702.htm

>Brexit: UK-Irish relations
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/76/7602.htm

>European Scrutiny Committee - Wednesday 1 February 2017
parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/0d6145fa-5329-426d-8300-8eda8f215184

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First for UKIP

First for Tories

Nth For Eddie Hitler

>threads are lasting 25 minutes

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39039954

Look at the stock images the BBC use for this article.

Really makes me think.

DARKNESS

IMPRISONING ME

For God and country! For Tikka and Masala!

5th for Tranny Posters girly willy

Angloshere global hegemony when lads?

My sources in Stoke tell me to expect fireworks

nth for Brit/pol/ meetup

3 threads in such rapid progression.
Nice.

Unless Labour win both seats I'll be happy.

I want labour to die totally.

>this faggatron on Sky saying the lower turnout hurts UKIP more than Labour
How dumb can you be

Why haven't you married a Muslim yet, user?

Who stoked for comfy Neil time?

These threads are going too fast pls stop anons.

Why do the cunts have to make a separate thread for QT every time

>this crazy bint on North West Tonight

>People actually pay for this state-funded propaganda machine

Can someone give me a quick rundown on why the stoke by election is so important?

WHERES THE QUESTION TIME EDITION THREAD

DONT MESS WITH BRIT/POL/ CONVENTIONS REEEEEEEEE

Worship the NHS

Reminder that there was a massive storm in London during the referendum vote, and there is a massive storm up north for the stoke vote.

Kek is blessing us.

Bless this post.

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Get in there lad.

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This is fucking offensive and racist. Delete it immediately.

Mildly scared about Stoke lads :(

Because the horrible nasty UKIP men have a chance of gaining power!
Seriously, we can't let this man get the nuclear codes!

Praise kek

happening

Checked

its already made you fucking choob

Brit/pol/ is a general British politics thread, cunts here still talk about general shit even when QT is on, it's much easier to consolidate all the QT/TW shit into one thread.

for quicktime?

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Wow brit/pol/ must be full of rural and suburban retards, city people vote green

STOP!

They're not even bothering to hide their political biases any more

>this is by far considered the most reputable news source in the uk

Hi mate.

thanks
please stop threading splitting though OP

Everytime I see Gwynedd Plaid Cymru Im triggered, however /r/unitedkingdom is starting to get to me with their commie shit.

If Ukip can't win in one of the most pro Brexit constituencies in the country, then they'll have officially become a joke. Plus winning Stoke would mark a move towards becoming a party for working class northerners

Because it gives UKIP a chance at proving their worth after the referendum. The hype is gone - this might bring it back.

Also, anything that fucks Labour is good - especially in their 86th most marginal seat.

How do you stop thinking about pretty girls lads?

Even if I talk to one I get a crush. Then I start treating them rudely, hoping the crush will go away. But it doesn't, so I just sit there kind of being a dick to them because I don't want them to cotton.

The call that saved Stoke

I'm rural IRL but its a left wing area... Plus I'm not retarded (or autistc, despite what not autismo smiths bully says).

Cracking open a K cider, lads.

ariiiiba

POSTAL VOTE TURNOUT LOW IN STOKE

>Bogs

source me

its a meme lad

Got in a fight today lads.

Some fucking povos from this estate slagged me off when I was walking past them. Probably all dole scum.
I gave my m8s a ring and came back 5 minutes later and shit went down. Pic related. Me in the shiny metal hat.

What's that in the OP pic, looks comfy

Justine is sexy as fuck

I NEED A RUNDOWN LADS

Tea is the only solution

Old industrial pizza ovens.

O shit lads

Faisal Islam, political editor at sky news

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Jacobs Creek white.

GIVE ME THE UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME

Give it to me straight lads

Will UKIP win?

The old pottery factories in Stoke. All closed now of course

>Dimblebee runs QT with and iron but fair fist

Imagine if Alex Jones was on a question time panel

This QT is live, right?

Lovely stuff.

>Not Final Crowntdown Edition

Christ guys at least try

No, sorry, lad.

BBC One cockers

even the pakis hate labour.

>Wake up early in the morning.
>Wank until your firing blanks.
>Do this every time.
>Go heavy into work or hobby.
This literally destroys your libido. Perfect for valentines day.

I fucking hate this Rayner bird

LET ME GIVE YOU THE BASIC GESTALT DAVID

SEVENTEEN SEVENTY SIX WILL RISE AGAIN, IF YOU TRY TO TAKE OUR GUNS

Labour will never win anything ever again. Check em

The peasants have been getting quite rowdy in recent months. I'll be glad when the time comes for them to go back to planting crops.

He was on Sunday Politics a while ago

Oh

Yes

One time he had an interview with Piers Morgan and completely sperged out for the whole thing. Think he did the same on This Week too.

Leicester have SACKED Claudio Ranieri... WTF

MILKMAN VICTORY IN STOKE CONFIRMED

>polls closed 15 mins ago
35 mins late

What did he do wrong even?

They think they're bigger than they are

t. jealous Peterborough United fan

wat

QT thread here btw. Keep brit/pol/ for general discussion

Good. I bet £75 on them to go down back in August.

I hate Leicester and Jamie Vardy.

>looks as thought labour have taken the seat

FUCK OFF DIMBLEBOT

BREXIT isnt happening

Its a 'Rayner trying to show everyone she is a potential party leader' episode

Y'alright lad.

RIP UKIP

I'm still waiting for Owen to wake up, he has potential to turn or already has but is trolling for gimmes.

The outcome could have huge implications on the leaderships of UKIP and Labour.

If Labour loses a constituency that's been Labour in every election he'll be faced with new and renewed calls to resign.
If UKIP's leader loses his leadership will be questioned, especially amid questions of whether UKIP 'needs to exist' post-brexit and it'll probably have its 6th leadership change in 2 years, which may very well be the last nail in the coffin unless Farage returns to lead it. Additionally, having the UKIP leader in the commons would be hugely emboldening for the party and their support would likely surge assuming Nuttall isn't completely shit in the Commons.

It's likely going to be a big deal.