I am Kek- Ask me anything

I have been re awoken, by you guys mainly

Ask me anything
Many events are soon to come

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Good morning, now check THESE famalam

what should i order for dinner tomorrow?

fuck niggers

>Singles
>Kek
Get fucked.

do you demand worship or can we just kick it some times and be like wsup while I worship Jesus cause me and him go back u know.

Are you responsible for that qt Slavic chick hitting on me in class the other day?

will i ever meet god emperor trump

How many balls are on a football field?

You like these trips?

WHY ARE YOU AUSTRALIAN

Because Kek brings the bants

shouldnt have gotten greedy

kek Should I do it?

it appears so

prove it

Shadilay, m'lads!

Praise the all powerful frog god!
REEeeeEEeeEEEEEeeEee!!11!!!

A board full of autists worshipping repeating numbers willed into existence by a frog.

Checks out.

Beef beef stroganoff is very nice if you can be bothered making it
If not then just get some pizza
You dont need to worship me as the more, "Chaos" is caused, the stronger I become. You guys have done alot for me lately so you get a free pass, If you do wish to worship thought there will be rewards, though you wont "burn" for not worshiping
yes
yes
Ive been chilling with a few abbos as they are the most fucked up group off people. Its really quiet enjoyable creating petrol from nothing and watching them flip the fuck out

45... duh!

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Correct.

How many breads have you eaten?

well, kek
DO IT

>Are you responsible for that qt Slavic chick hitting on me in class the other day?
>yes

Kek confirmed for Russian agent how much is Putin paying you???

come by my house later I got a blunt rolled senpai

He's in oz-land doing magic tricks to abbos

Poor fag

homeland

>flag
kek wouldn't be an ausfag

rolling for digits

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Ok

>Normies get Trebizond

Fuck that. Let them have lower Azerbaijan.

>Pretending to be Kek
Must be a non-believer. I'd never do something so suicidal.

Can I have your autograph?

Will the world burn in my lifetime?

Why are you a larping faggot neckbeard pretending to be something you're not?

kek will smite you for impersonating ad ridiculing him

Will I have kinky BDSM sex with my high school waifu?

Kek, Australian flag, hmm, well that much would check out anyway.

Kek with singles? Bullshit.

buy a helium tank at a party supply store, you'll have a nice trip, if you want

you should because living is stupid, but it doesnt mean you HAVE to. Its just the least amount of shit., But some people are dumb enough to think they'll find something in that shit, I am one of them at the moment.

I, nor anybody will blame you. Life is stupid and stubborn, it the only way it can continue enduring.

Is stroganoff the bogpilled mans food?

post tits with timestamp or fuck off "kek"

It shall but not to the point of the end of the world. There will be light after.
yes

You're not KEK

KEK will not be amused you blasphemer. You have no idea the powers you are messing with aussieshit.

Lol kek is not in australia

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get consecutive digits and then I'll believe you

have you experienced the Bog-erection?

Kek has confirmed it