Brit/pol/ - Low Turnout High Heat Edition

>Only three out of ten Stoke residents who voted Labour in 2015 told focus group they would definitely do so again this week
theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/22/labour-is-clapped-out-banger-on-bricks-according-to-stoke-focus-group

>Net migration to UK falls by 49,000
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39062436

>Brexit: EU backs Dublin on open Northern Ireland border
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39068545

>Scottish government believes it can call, win new independence vote
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-scotland-idUKKBN1621I5

>With right approach, UK can boost Commonwealth trade post Brexit
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-commonwealth-idUKKBN1621UJ

>Could storm Doris blow UKIP to victory in Stoke Central by-election… and topple Labour?
rt.com/uk/378418-stoke-election-storm-doris/

>MP in tears as he urges justice for cousin murdered by the IRA and end to 'witchhunt' of troops
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/23/mp-tears-urges-justice-cousin-murdered-ira-andend-witchhunt/

Hansard Committee Reports
>The process for exiting the European Union and the Government's negotiating objectives
publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm201617/cmselect/cmexeu/815/81502.htm

>Brexit: the options for trade
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/72/7202.htm

>Brexit: future UK–EU security and police cooperation
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/77/7702.htm

>Brexit: UK-Irish relations
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/76/7602.htm

>European Scrutiny Committee - Wednesday 1 February 2017
parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/0d6145fa-5329-426d-8300-8eda8f215184

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Imperial Leather

UKIP WILL WIN

LABOUR WINS STOKE

Why does UKIP always fuck it up lads?

I KNOW

I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN

SAUCE FAGGOT

Is this the beginning of the end for Paul Drumpfall?

Where's fucking Jeremy Vine?

(((Aaron Banks)))

>Only three out of ten Stoke residents would vote Labour again
>38% turnout

Labour victory confirmed!

It's over lads.

cos they're made up of low grade British working class who have no such experience

Girlfriend at work m8?

Con/Lab confirmed.

Night, lads.

The Nut was a fucking disaster

this

I'VE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSEEELF

I THOUGHT THAT I COULD LIVE FOR NO ONE EEEELSE

>muh ukip want to spread division and hatred
this line pisses me off

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LIES.

>be YKTD
>try to sort your life out
>can't

NIGEL HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLPPPP

nigella best waifu

Fuck me sideways I can't watch

>safe labour seat
>will probably edge UKIP
>claiming UKIP is dead

Is your lass there, mate?

DO NOT BELIEVE LABOUR POSTERS

UKIP WILL WIN STOKE

I STILL PROMISE A PINT TO EVERY POSTER (WHO ISN'T YKTD) IF I'M WRONG

Where's your missus mate?

But that would mean that Labour get twice as many votes as ukip, and that clearly isn't going to happen so this picture is clearly not representative.

I reckon it was the Hillsborough stuff that fucked him in the finish

Brexit is cancelled chaps

glad to see stoke rejecting the politics of fear and division

I HURT
MYSELF

TODAY

lmao i cant believe paul nuttall was so fucking stupid

i mean half the shit he said was easily verifiable as untrue

>probably

wew

he's gonna win

>If Labour win it's the electorate rejecting UKIP

>UKIP will increase vote share
>Labour will lose vote share
>38% turnout

REJECTED

Labour cucks infuriate me

How's your girlfriend? Has she started existing?

>tfw Nigel would have won Stoke easily

Fuck sake that should not of made me laugh

Is Carswell still the only UKIP MP?

ukip btfooooooooooo

...

I'VE BEEN GONE FOR 10 MINUTES HAVE I MISSED ANYTHING?

Was QT/TW this week worth watching? Was out on the lash

Face it bigot, the politics of love have beaten the politics of hate.

WANT MILKIES FROM MUMMY

this cunt gets BTFO with his victory speech by UKIP winning

fuck sake, want to sleep but want to see results.

Yes

...

i miss Pat.

As if Jezza even gets out of bed for a by-election.

>Implying he won't be fourth

>one basket

Post a pic of your flabby gf's arse, lad.

Who the fuck thinks Snell remotely cares about them? Did nobody see his tweets or hear him speak or what?

Not being from Stoke hurt the most I reckon, people from Stoke are strangely very patriotic towards their shithole

Not going to make it lads I need to sleep, I'm sending the last of my energy to Are Paul. Nighty night

BUT DA YOOKIP ARE RAYCIST

Would anybody else kiss her feet?

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This is just going to be labourwinslol in both, right? Fug dis

How the fuck can Nuttall lose to that?

this

Anyone else hearing reports that there's been a late Lib Dem surge in Stoke? There's a run on the milk at the nearby 24 hour Tescos.

of course the peasant masses and muslim imams didn't see

Its almost like they're being specifically organised to rock the boat, but not actually sink it, or something...

QT was just a tranny and a guy with no eyes being lectured by an old chap who said we should give terrorists £1,000,000 each

This Week was mediocre

>We've never needed NATO more

Kill yourself.

They want Greece to collapse. Greece needs to contract permanently (and die) to help prop up German manufacturing.

B R I C K

God damn, I want to milk her fat tits so bad.

The people deserve the candidate they vote for.

Cons and Lab will win

>He has a well-earned rest and then he comes back and leads our party, I suspect.

>The whole narrative of Paul’s leadership depends on winning in Stoke is a nonsense.

>The membership are behind Paul, they want him to be leader of the party, he wants to be leader of the party and whatever the result here is, that’s not going to change.

They have lost Copeland

>tfw you will never be a sailor in the Grand Fleet

he didn't die did he?!?!?!

If its not a win, expect his resignation by the end of the day and Farage stepping back in AGAIN.

>UKIP

You missed UKIP victory

I lived in stoke for 3 years

ama

foy, you leave are nigella alone

wtf why is britpol so lively today?

I can quite believe he 'eats, breathes and sleeps Stoke'.

I would indeed, I would make soup out of her socks, lad

First hour was great until Portillo fucked off back to his trains

1 issue party with a load of misfits who loosely agree on certain things. Mischaracterised as anti-nhs, racist and a protest vote. On top of that every other party is against them, they're the boogie men.

Nuttalls not a bad bloke but his past on the NHS makes it hard to make UKIP seem credible despite their consistent party stance on the NHS (free at point of service, more invested than labour, end health tourism).

Stoke wasn't exactly top of their list, they may have jumped the gun and banked on on a post-brexit swing from labour.

I wouldn't trust him to be a substitute teacher never mind an MP

Eat shit mummy may posters

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To whom?

I need this back in my life

The hillsborough thing mate total fuck up

...

Is Nuttall done as leader? Can't see him rowing his way back from this one. The guy barged in, fucked everything up and now people are gonna be asking if UKIP is still relevant. I don't think I can face life with the Tories as our only '''right-wing''' party.

>Pat even shills for May on Twitter

>if I ignore it it will go away
Glad to see you're embracing the autism.