My Friend is a Communist

My Friend is a Communist...

What do?

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rent a helicopter

Shoot him in the head and leave him in a ditch. He should accept it, its what Stalin did.

You know what to do

>hey bro wanna go for a helicopter ride with me
>tip the pilot to turn a blind eye
>you know the rest

FPBP

"Hey bro, I know this sweet helicopter tour and the company shares the profits with its workers."

Teach him a lesson in snekonomics 101

This is the only answer

Helicopter ride.

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Become a communist too and take half his stuff. No backsies.

Offer him a helicopter ride!
>Bet I'm the first to make that joke!

your friend is a child who likes cool uniforms and patriotic songs of the red army, but will tell you communism has never been tried when you talk about villagers eating eachother to avoid starvation in the '20s.

Anyone got any interesting reading material that shits on communism? I'm in a similar situation like OP and I want to teach a commie friend.

Nothing? My friend is also a communist/socialist type

Gulag archipelago

not much. just history and all. you'll get the 'but nazi germany!' argument, but that's just nationalized socialism. really not that different, at all.

also this

Sorry about your friend's disability, OP

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