it's my birthday today - did you all remember to get me some (You)s?
Brayden Phillips
>Tillerson can create hurricanes and melt ice at will - basically total control over global weather patterns >Pence creates high-voltage electricity with just his bare hands >Carson puts his opponents to sleep with hypnosis spells >Sessions can summon KKK wizards to do his bidding, which only go away when a right-wing person says "I disavow" >a freak circumcision accident left Mnuchin with all the powers of a jew, but none of the weaknesses >Mattis is Mattis >DeVos is immune to bear attacks and can brainwash children into doing what she says >Kellyanne can compel anyone to tell the absolute truth >Bannon has a magic lampshade containing the souls of six million jews, each of which will grant him one wish >Spicer is a gundam pilot >Rick Perry has such a low IQ that he induces confusion in those around him (10-meter radius, Trump is immune) >Miller is literally Joseph Goebbels, reanimated using Talmudic magic Am I missing anyone?
It appears I do not need to bake after all. Good night, /ptg/. May all your dreams come true. Unless that dream is for America to not be great again.
Luis Perez
OP has been disavowed
Kek demands new thread
Christopher Hernandez
When did Kanna disavow her horns?
Leo Flores
You know if I had to describe David Brock and his "CREW" in one word it would be... *sniffs disdainfully* "Pedestrian."
Adam Miller
Im Bread Cruz, and I approve this bread.
Austin Butler
I dropped this show first episode because it was boring me to death, i think i've made a mistake
Bentley Wood
>>DeVos is immune to bear attacks and can brainwash children into doing what she says is she past menopause? i've heard that bears can actually smell menustration
Sebastian Diaz
disavow awoo posting.
Jacob Wright
anyone else get some good shantymemes when the lights went out??
Nathaniel Ortiz
But what are the names of their stands?
Nathaniel Roberts
Im tired as fuc and did art. The pond looks like a meadow though. SHould add some wildflowers
Kayden Brown
You did this last year in the Nevada sticky. Stop it!
Daniel Baker
KEK
perfect song
Jeremiah Torres
pretty good, all trump has been doing so far is little chip change, I can't wait for when he BTFO china and pulls 5% growth.
Owen Watson
fucking hell did naruto op just sneak bake?
Henry Clark
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Joseph Fisher
You see this post? It digits end in 0, meaning that aqua is gonna blow up the dam this sunday. Now praise Aqua.
Juan Martinez
This will be the end of Trump's campaign.
Seriously though, does anyone else still feel the eternal smugness of the last campaign. I literally cannot turn it off. No matter how much liberal propaganda is throw at me, in the back of my mind, I know that we fucking won and there's nothing (((they))) can do about it.
Juan Evans
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Jackson Williams
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Robert Gray
You're mentally ill
stop masterbaiting to cartoon children
Austin Cruz
the awoo posting was p cool, didn't cap it tho
Luis James
Trump is still president so very good.
Carson Anderson
Fuck it. Fair enough.
Joseph Brown
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Anthony Thomas
Fucking Baka goddess
Daniel Fisher
but birthdays come every year...
Caleb Morales
It's been a while, huh?
Gabriel Carter
pretty thrilling night if you ask me
Tyler Gray
For the record, I disavow all Naruto faggotry.
Aaron Young
Czechd. Is Naruto OP the most BTFO'd user on this site?
Nathan Perry
>Mfw you'll get banned for two days for posting that now
Michael Rodriguez
Aqua a shit
Megumin is better
Dylan Phillips
ᵃʷᵒᵒ
Wyatt Hall
TOO MUCH WINNING MR PRESIDENT!
Leo Peterson
Firelord tripfag.
Cameron Butler
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Joseph Gonzalez
user if you thought my post was sexual at all then you're just gay
Chase Baker
I 'm off work and sorted all my cleaning supplies. Right now I'm shitposting & comfy, gonna work out later. So, pretty good.
Joseph Carter
Yeah but not too many. Don't over saturate it with too many wildflowers.
Parker Moore
They are both shit
Adam Jenkins
You're putting the thought out there, what kind of disgusting person faps to children.
Kayden Thomas
Is the any anime good? I dropped the manga b/c it was boring and too yuri for me. And where's her fucking tail?
Michael Cox
anyone know how high the reply count got? I took this pretty early on at ~1300 posts
Hudson Jackson
Anyone else love everything Trump is doing but have to tolerate normies in real life complaining about Trump destroying America? I want to explode sometimes.
Jaxon Ortiz
No one was baking and I felt like doing it for old times sake. Sorry, Lord Kek. I get it now. Naruto and Trump don't mix and never will.
I saw The Russian Revolution In Color i hate commies even more now, they ruined a nice ancap society/direct democracy of little communities organizing Gas anyone suspectedd of being a communist
Daniel Bailey
EST or PST?
Dylan Martinez
Awooo~
Jace Moore
i went to bed a little after hitting 3000
Jack Clark
You could've just stopped at dropkick murpheys, the rest of the tabs were implied.
Benjamin Wood
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Caleb Smith
Was that from /eternal ptg/???
I don't remembr that
Josiah Foster
Trump hasn't tweeted anything funny or controversial in days. What the hell is going on? Has someone been slipping mind control drugs into his drinks?
Cooper Long
Naruto did nothing wrong.
Isaac Parker
>why would I?
Post the ask Donald image and see for yourself
Christian Perez
(All times eastern standard time)
Grayson James
You missed Kushner's [REDEEMED JUDENPRESSE] powers. >>Kellyanne can compel anyone to tell the absolute truth She's also Momiji.
David Martin
3800
Cameron Kelly
>tabs
Eli Price
yeh a lot of shit went down in that thread, and I capped most of it
Carter Long
From Shekelbook:
>The bathroom issue can literally be life or death for trans people, and is very often a matter of safety. It's not just "noble" to ensure bathroom rights, it is a SAFETY issue as well as more generally an issue of equal protection under the law, one of the fundamental principles of the United States.
>That and other LGBT rights advances under Obama are not "for another time." Deferring to the states is to say that LGBT people are not entitled to the same access to government services and rights as straight people. That is unacceptable. It puts people's lives, livelihoods, families, at risk, among other things.
>There is a reason we had to pass the Civil Right Acts in the 1960s, and that's due to the fact that certain rights are fundamental to every American, and no regressive state government should be allowed to deny those rights. Some rights are too important and valuable to be left to simple majority rule. Equal protection under the law is one of those rights, and it applies to nearly every case I mentioned.
Jeremiah Young
Fucking Based....
I have work.... FUCK.
Can't wait to see it all when I get back home.
Gavin Brooks
I don't have that on my device right now
Julian Bailey
I know what you mean. I've had a stupid grin on my face for 4 months now. Every time the left publically shit themselves it gets wider. I know we asked for this, but I never realise how much I wanted it and how much I would love it.
Michael Parker
Suboptimal. I vowed I'd get shit done over reading week, but here we are at Thursday and I've barely started either paper.
Wyatt Long
>a freak circumcision accident left Mnuchin with all the powers of a jew, but none of the weaknesses
Sebastian Allen
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Jace Moore
kekekek
John Martinez
I've seen this before
Nathaniel Cooper
I still don't trust that kike
Liam Roberts
>he doesn't know about the EST master race
Bentley Hernandez
did you cap that random awoo pic that made it through
Ryder Sullivan
THATS
XCOM
B A B Y
Bentley Young
kek, fuck that was the most frustrating boss
no but I have that alien pic tho
Hudson Stewart
Trump is running a private server in his admin, lmao.
Trumpcucks btfo
Luke Morris
Probably just very busy with the ICE and immigration EO.
Jonathan Green
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Zachary Reyes
Should NarutoOP never make another Trump Gen again?
Samuel Allen
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Sebastian Torres
Fence and path too, plus a rasberry and blueberry bush
Juan Allen
>state law hurts obongo's feelings >issues executive order overturning it It may not be important compared to other issues, but that was the most unconstitutional thing King Nig ever did