/ptg/ - FUCKING JOE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>VP Pence @ CPAC 2/23/17
youtu.be/olbyTQYcIYA
>Pres Trumps NKorea/China w/Reuters 2/23/17
youtu.be/O7lv46Go2G8
>KAC @ CPAC 2/23/17
youtu.be/lNIF_Jr8MrE
>Bannon/Priebus @ CPAC 2/23/17
youtu.be/BkUPWb_TKS0
>Sheriff Clarke & Betsy Devos @ CPAC 2/23/17
youtu.be/Zvds39FDjQM
>Secs Tillerson/Kelly @Mexico 2/23/17
youtu.be/IdyykBCLkqo
>Pres Trump meets w/sex traffickers 2/23/17
youtu.be/v55uBk5zx5o
>Pres Trump w/Manufacturing CEOs 2/23/17
youtu.be/o7scEoAv7vI
>VP Pence buries some jews 2/22/17
youtu.be/w8YoEeKNhuc
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>Savage loves President Trump
youtu.be/PciSGv9qcKs
>Marty McFly lands on our timeline
youtu.be/g5xs4vMx-fM
>Alex Jones gets high with Joe Rogan, redpilling ensues
youtu.be/UZPCp8SPfOM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com/watch?v=kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R

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youtube.com/watch?v=pqILiRxBr4g
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AWOO~

scalia was died when he was kill.

WE CYKA BLYAT NOW

previous thread

>"It's a Steve Bannon is the mastermind episode"

Get in here boys, let's watch the first primary debate together and max kek

get comfy lads




3 burgers to Trump CPAC?

Until next time /ptg/, one day the thread of president trump will die and i'll be there to joepost

Bush was a fun guy

youtube.com/watch?v=MxbT11QlCe8

first time baking newfag

Yes yes...

> clicking external links on Sup Forums

lol

3 burgers, 30 fries

This is a lame ass thread, is it so hard to copy and paste?

JOE IS SAYING KAC IS LEAKING! DISAVOW

One day Spencer's ties to the Bush family will be revealed and we'll be free of his minstrel show.

Awoo~

What'd I fuck up?

is this how the party of /ptg/ dies

You should trust Joe and his undisclosed (((sources)))

Does Joe have any proof Kellyanne is leaking shit?

It's fun, it's watch2gether you tard

Get in here lads, let's watch the first primary debate together




>not /ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL, then the edition name

YOU SEE SERGEI

MEXICAN THINK WE BUILD WALL BUT WE WILL BE OF HAVINGS TWO WALL SO IF THEY ARE COMES OVER WALL THEY WILL BE SEE ANOTHER WALL AND BE TOO OF TIREDNESS TO CLIMB AGAIN

Joe should keep his mouth shut

he's trying so hard to get her fired, next it will be Miller

>haha the court put an injunction on trump's muslim ban TRUMP BTFO IF HE KEEPS BANNING MUSLIMS WE'LL IMPEACH HIM
>wtf who cares if the court put an injunction on obama's tranny bathroom order TRUMP SHOULD JUST GO AGAINST THE COURT AND ILLEGALLY ENFORCE IT ANYWAYS

Is cognitive dissonance a mental disorder?

Removing federal regulations, reorganizing agencies doesn't count for reduction in spending? How did Joe get that logic? From what it sounds like he's asking for entitlements to be cut, he's not saying that right?

> cmon bruh just click this link to a website you have never heard of instead of youtube because LOLLLLL

If you are lurking right now, never fall for this shit

derrrrr

I also didn't link the previous thread in my haste.

THIS IS OF GENIOUS!

Quit spamming your shit

Watch2gether is for comfy watching dindus get arrested on cops with anons.

Dude you're seriously mistaken, watch2gether is a site where you can watch things together and there is a chat

We have used it many many times in watch Cops together threads.

she's kind of a cuck desu

youtube.com/watch?v=pqILiRxBr4g

Reminder that Donny almost got the intern treatment

what do you expect? she worked for obama

Last week there was a report from an anonymous GOP consultant (try and guess who) that said Kellyanne was behind the 'Trump is unhappy with Spicer' leak/story, because she's trying to get him fired (for some reason)

How can they even be of competing

> trust me bruh just go to this website where I can track you
> just like discord, its ananymous
> lol it's not

Hard pass. Your shitty thread has about 4 replies, shareblue.

Why are these threads so slow for the pas two days all of a sudden?

You're sleeping when the fun happens. Time zones man

We kicked out all the Morning Jew shills

>watch2gether is discord
Not really cant post images and honey pot people.

Not much going on besides CPAC. And anons are still sleeping probably. It'll pick up later today when God Emperor speaks.

wait until Trump speaks, things will get a bit more lively

That's not 'joyfully disagree', Joe

Mass culling. I bet a lot were banned doing rollings for waifus and classes. I know I'm just getting off a ban myself.

>2 russians on /pTg/

really makes one go hmmmmmm

Aren't the nuke facilities and bombs themselves grossly mistreated and in terrible disarray?

Can someone link the CPAC schedule again?

Still waiting for the Trump and Nigel speeches.

TRUMP BTFO

Nah, I usually see a lot of happenings, but yesterday was pretty slow. I guess it's because everyone is focused on CPAC and nothing else happens.

Okay then.

We're slowly taking over. Soon we will be baking threads with weird editions and post russian memes.

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Yes they are. The russians also used hillary to sell 20% of americas uranium for $150 million to the clinton foundation and modernised they're arsenals with that.

Say "Sup Forums is now Russian clay" in Russian

>Trump administration cracking down on recreational marijuana
Wasn't trump pro-states rights on the issue? Don't have the link handy but he did an interview with a Denver news station where he was asked his stance and trump said he'd leave it to the states

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Honestly I'd let the cyka blyat take over Sup Forums before the normies can.

It's damage control after a break. Most likely a higher up yelled at the cuck.

In other news, there has been a massive campaign against Miller.

Can someone tell the left and nuRight to fuck off?

RUSSIANS ARE INTERFERING WITH OUR MEMES

REEEEEEEEEE

вaтник GENERAL

IIRC it's not really up to him, but Congress

As long as it's law, he has to enforce it, it's his job.

thanks lads

WHEN IS SCOTUS GONNA BLOTUS THE FUCKUS OUT OF THE 9TH JOKUS

Sup Forums тeпepь Poccийcкaя тeppитopия.

can't believe I fapped to this, new low for me

Daily Reminder

Monday

Normies bought the site. I bet not one mood has a piss jug.

It came form spicer during the press briefing, he said medical states right, but recreational might be prosecuted again. Upto Sessions really.

So why is Joe and Mika having an issue of updating the state of the arsenal to modern day activities? I heard some stories of atomic bombs rusting out in the open.

YESSS

Jeff "Toker Choker" Sessions

MIGHT BE

Trump, I think, or one of his right hands clarified that there are list of issues and drugs that come before your precious weed.

>lying on the internet

Yeah, but how hard he goes at it is still up in air.

Because the group they work for wants america crippled and unable to act.

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>threw "White Power" sign

He just did the A-ok sign, didn't he

Yes, might be like I said. Opioids are going to be seriously cracked down on I imagine, campaign promise and all.

>There's a federal law in place classifying marijuana on the same level as heroin. It's on the books, he's simply enforcing it.

THEY ARE SHILLING AN OIL-LESS FRYER ON F&F

THIS IS BOTH IMPOSSIBLE AND BLASPHEMOUS

Someone red pill me on pussy.

What does it taste like?
What does it feel like?
What does it smell like?

Is it worth it or should I just stick to my fleshlight and anime cartoons?

That's like oil-less anal, almost impossible

This. How can trump be pro-10th amendment with mentally deranged transgender people using bathrooms but is a good goy when it comes to recreational marijuana....I'm not much of a user but it annoys me to no end of the inconsistency, something republicans paradoxically always seem to do

I didn't even fucking know this. Outdated systems and everything... Hell yes update our systems. There should be no outrage over wanting the protection of your country to be top fucking notch.

boipucci tastes, feels and especially smells better if you are looking to replace your fleshlight and animes

truly wonderous time to be alive

Like piss.
Slimy.
Disgusting.
No.

Just saved you a lot of trouble, user.

Sand.

Ever tried licking batteries?

Neck yourself faggot

trinidad & tobogganigger is a divison shill, ban the cunt already

Because it's the law

He can't change that

Write to your Congressman if you want it legalized

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Bag of sand.

Salty milk and coins

How much are we gonna hear today about the creeps who want to declare themselves women to peep on women in the shower?
Take note of images like this. Meant to distract us.