You guys are fucked

Run.

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their magic is ineffective against meme magic. also their magic was meant for dolphins and jesus kept them out of greece for centuries when they found out about what they did to the moon

First sentence best sentence. Trump was chosen by Kek and is protected by meme magic. Our low-level wizards easily outmatch whatever feminist hippie rituals they have.

>feminists
>unironically witches
What kind of fucking Twilight Zone timeline are we in

PRAISE KEK
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miss me yet?

you can't counter meme magic

My digits will enable Kek to create a forcefield around Trump to stop the witches spells.

Witchcraft mixed with the fact that the average liberal is bigger than the avg conservative is leading to a slaughter

>no source
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I meant the guy above me

>Believing in the supernatural

I don't know if I believe in that or not but I'll suck down some extra cummies to help the spell just in case :3

KEK will purge them. Cunts.

Trump is a fucking warlock and his magik is much stronger than these weak willed females.

We should start calling Trump the sorcerer supreme.

isn't a binding spell to capture or keep something in one place?

why binding?

Lets re-direct their "magic" at the liberals. Whatever energy the manage to bring up we can use against them.

Meme Magicians assemble.
Lets use this opportunity to test out a new spell.

But Kek is a female(male)!

not on my watch kiddo

>this shit is sliding, we already established the shit-tierness of that "spell"

sage
shills BTFO

Meme magic stronk

>at the stroke of midnight

Nothing to worry about. Ladies always seem to have major issues with time zones. The chances of them being able to synchronize this are less than the chances of Trump creating a new cabinet position "Secretary of Beer-guzzling Gun-nut Weirdos with Big Hair" just for me.

So, they left has The Devil on their side?

If it wasn't obvious enough already

Uhm, pretty sure the stroke of midnight on Feb 24th was this morning,...

What's the counterspell meme magic ritual, boys?

Their pitiful "magic" is nothing compared to the awesome might of KEK.

>"""""witches""""" competing with millions of the most powerful meme magicians to ever exist

>fighting meme magic with witchery

We live in interesting times.

Don't counter spell. redirect it at Soros. Easier to move energy around then to kill it.

Magic is not real.

To ignore it.

Lunar magic is feminine and weak. It cannot compare to the solar/meme magic of Trump and his priests.

This desu senpaitachi

>mexican warlocks

If digits, their spell backfires and summons kek to this plane

Heh, Amateurs.

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Meme magic is

praise kek

give me the original of that pic. i need it for reasons.

They know their power is not working right.
How everything works has shifted.
Our will now stands unflinching.
Those who cling to the past fade with it.
Hope only comes if the relearn all.

Keys are useless.
Everything's now open.
Know this and thrive.

The Catholic Church knows how to deal with witches

>inb4 protestantcucks who claim witches have rights too

Goddamnit, tumblr. You totally got your knowledge of magic from the fucking craft. What are you binding him from doing? Can you please just admit you want someone you think is your enemy to die of a heart attack like normal people?

I know one witch and all she does daily is feeding her 15 cats. Seriously 15 fucking cats in two room flat.

Protestant here, burning them alive way is too kind.

Hopefully Donald has a high enough faith stat to cover this, either way, the magic will be pretty weak.

>around the world
>at midnight

Time to get #SpiritCooking rolling, again.

BEGONE FOUL WITCH

Guys

I happen to personally know a few witches.

I told them to go easy on us.

Everything will be fine.

Praise Him.

What time are they doing it so we can counter with meme magic?

Let's bury their houses under a.thick crust of bird shit.

wizards>witches

Satan is gonna get his ass reamed by a Jesus/Kek/Thoth Triple Threat.

Not even Moloch is gonna be able to save him.

Keku will protect us from the bulldykes

Let's all jerk off to trap porn and ejaculate together at midnight. It will counter this feminist spell!

memetic magick > witchcraft

digits confirm
Trump is protected from evil by the magicks of Kek tonight

PRIASE KEK!

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WITCHES NO WITCHING. WITCHES NO WITCHING. IN DITCHES THEY'RE BURNING. IN DITCHES THEY'RE BURNING.

Gonna tap two islands and cast a counterspell at midnight. Witchie-poos btfo sweetie.

this thread suffers from a noticeable lack of repeating numbers

>hexing someone usually means having it come back on yourself many times over
>if it fails its even worse because now you fucked up hexing them and you still get the bad juju

A bunch of retard little girls think they know about dark arts

Checked. 420 praise it.

Shadilay!

Martin Luther cast a binding spell on all witches around the 15 hundreds. Thats why witches haven't done anything significant in over 500 years.

PRAISE KEK

MEME MAGIC WILL DESTROY THE INFERIOR FORCES OF FEMINIST MAGIC

THEIR CATS SHALL PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE

We praise

We already discussed it.
Meme magic and other stuff aside, most of those people, assuming magic is real and going at it from the standpoint of occultism, doen't strike me as devoted practitioners achieving any sort of mental and spiritual maturity or competence that would make their spell working effective, as shown by the very fact that instead of researching things, they decided to "bind" (which may mean anything from forcefully restrict to contol) a president rather than bless him with foresight, moral spine and wisdom to make things better. That suggests an action stemming from the need to punish rather than improve things.

Since they're "witches", and thus likely wiccans, they have another problem coming their way in form of three-fold law which is integral part of most wiccan doctrine. Even if they consider themselves fighting for a just cause, they mean some sort of harm and by their own belief, they'll be fucked thrice as much for it if they really follow their own faith.

Lastly, a single ritual done by shitloads of people may be of some effect but only if those people know what they do and can properly direct their will or go at it for a long time. If it's just people pissing around for in a single gathering, I suspect any effort put into the whole thing will be like a frag grenade going off in every direction rather than just really hitting the intended target at full force.

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Praise Kek

Adding my digits to the anti witch basic gestalt

Kek the mighty! Kek the unerring! Kek the unassailable! To you we give praise!

We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!

But you were once tadpole! Aye! And as tadpole, you said, "Let me show you the power of Meme magic, born of the South, where my breath is arid desert. I breathe now, in numbers, and reshape this timeline which is mine. I do this for you, Green Legions, for I love you.

Aye, love. Love! Even as tadpole, great Kek cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of America! The future of the worldl!

Doubles
Doubles
Triples and quadruples
Tumblr witches hexes
Will cause no trouble
Let Kek protect our God Emperor forever
And witches and traitors burn hotter than ever

Our sorcery cannot be matched.
With these digits, I banish the witches and their foul, impersonating cult!

This.
This will produce the most amusing chaos.
Let's make it so.

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Checked.

Lefty heretic faggot vermin BTFO.

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I've had a demonic spirit in my house for nearly two years, and I don't give a single fuck. These """witches""" are all LARPing cunts and faggots.

Maybe if Lefties weren't so shit at memeing I'd be worried.

But, no worries.

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There's nothing left that could embarrass us
We conquered the jungle, built a kingdom and destroyed your whole establishment
Just the idea the unseen is insane
The whole world seen through one dream from one king
The pace walked from a gun duel with a ten chant
The art of war, not a Sun tzu
Rembrandt
There isn't many who pursue what we do
We bear fruit from the tree of life and feed it though the root of evil
For thousands of years power polluted people
Now our trusted brand stands amidst the madness bringing you the sequel

Masters of the dark arts, the masters of puppets
We on another planet, not even nasa can touch us
Masters of the darkest reaches of reality
Enter the gallery and witness organized anarchy
Master of the dark arts, masters of universal law
Pray for peace but indisputable at war
Masters of the darkest hours of our time
Masters of our destiny, we the masters of our lives

What is the countdown to this spell? Midnight USA time?

It is a new moon at the moment. The sun and moon are passing close together overhead.

Direct your energy at the time the witches are casting the spell, and again the next 18 hours when it is exactly mid-day in your own timezone.

Our energy is stronger and we can redirect it back on them several fold. Praise Jesus thank Kek

the secret is, there is no secret, or,... maybe,....

the fact is, our magic is stronger

posting rare pepes for kek's blessing

These "witches" are breaking rules they do not even know about, let alone understand.

This WILL rebound.

>Binding Spell
So... they want to turn Trump into a Trapper Keeper? He's too powerful.

>needing hundreds if not thousands of people for a simple spell

Weak shit

Heretics will burn in a lake of fire

Gonna reflect it onto George Soros.

Someome post the screencap on how you retards are fucking wasting your magic by basing it on a dice roll.

Let sure call upon the power of the digits, and show them what real magic looks like!

What is a liberal's favorite spell?
Fetus deletus

What is an Indian's favorite spell?
Removus me poopus

okay it's time you came clean with us, user: do you have a grade riding on this bird becoming a thing here? is this a thesis, maybe? what gives?

He's probably eating a child at midnight, hope he chokes.

>all around the world
>midnight
GMT?

>stroke of midnight
which timezone?

they'll just end up binding themselves.

Meme magic > Witchcraft

Old roasties will be BTFO
Kek will reverse their witchcraft onto them

Birb is to Thoth what Pepe is to Kek.

TRIPS

Lemme try. Witches, witches, mouthy-ass bitches. I banish you to the kitchen, you ain't done with the dishes.

if this post number is then kek gathers harmful witch energy and unleashes it onto trumps enemies