/ptg/ President Trump General - Tabloid Trash Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>VP Pence @ CPAC 2/23/17
youtu.be/olbyTQYcIYA
>Pres Trumps NKorea/China w/Reuters 2/23/17
youtu.be/O7lv46Go2G8
>KAC @ CPAC 2/23/17
youtu.be/lNIF_Jr8MrE
>Bannon/Priebus @ CPAC 2/23/17
youtu.be/BkUPWb_TKS0
>Sheriff Clarke & Betsy Devos @ CPAC 2/23/17
youtu.be/Zvds39FDjQM
>Secs Tillerson/Kelly @Mexico 2/23/17
youtu.be/IdyykBCLkqo
>Pres Trump meets w/sex traffickers 2/23/17
youtu.be/v55uBk5zx5o
>Pres Trump w/Manufacturing CEOs 2/23/17
youtu.be/o7scEoAv7vI
>VP Pence buries some jews 2/22/17
youtu.be/w8YoEeKNhuc
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>Savage loves President Trump
youtu.be/PciSGv9qcKs
>Marty McFly lands on our timeline
youtu.be/g5xs4vMx-fM
>Alex Jones gets high with Joe Rogan, redpilling ensues
youtu.be/UZPCp8SPfOM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com/watch?v=kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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I am a survivor of the 6,000,000,000 who were killed and purged in the Holocaust.

Antisemitism is NOT welcome in America or anywhere else, and it will NOT be tolerated here either.

You disgusting DrumpfNazis better accept that ASAP.

This. We can't let the guy keep the nuclear codes.

We're going to send you back to work just like Hitler did.

Wtf drumpfkins

but I have to go to school first

Great start everyone

READ A BOOK, GOD.

IT'S NOT MY JOB TO EDUCATE YOU GUYS ABOUT SOCIALISM.

THANK YOU GOD FOR TRUMP!!!

Fill me in, /ptg/, what happened today? I was at an interview.

CNN get banned or something?

You can be the sheriff of one of the concentration camps. I'll give you that much.

THREAD THEME
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THREAD THEME
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FACT: Hitler hated the jews because they were NEETs
get a job today or you WILL be targeted

kek

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underage?..

Dude

Free

Shit!

Or to go to school.
You have to be in education, employment or training.

Fucking based. Why no Infowars?

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Gorka about to get hit

beautiful

>White evangelicals would turn the country dark red for Republicans if it was just them
>CNN and Buzzfeed crying over them not getting their "freedom" to Bully the other mediums and try and monopolize the industry
>7 planets like Earth discovered and proof of aliens grows string as ever after Trump is inaugurated

so many "really made me think" moments in the last 24 hours

Coworkers are saying Trump is weak because he can't handle criticism from NYT, CNN and BuzzFeed. I'm to hid my power level but it's getting hard. Guess I'll be a NEET soon

CNN and a few other libshits had to sit at the kiddie table and now they are throwing a tantrum.

Reminder that the press exclusion stuff is fake news, as per this guy, a former White House Press Secretary

Bibi seems to be a big fan of Trump. Should we disavow him too?

This reminds me of that time my sister wanted to have practice sex to prepare for her date. She came home after school one day all flustered and said that her crush would only date her if they had sex after dinner. Mind you she was 16 and this dude was 19 (got held back a few years), while I myself was 11.

I didn't have a suit so I put on my dad's which was hilariously oversized, even if I was pretty big for my age and did as she asked. I love my sister so I didn't question much but when she wanted to practice kissing after eating I got a little nervous so I backed out a little. We ended up doing that thing the dogs did in Lady & the Tramp which made it a little less awkward.

My sister had never had sex before, and obviously neither had I. She had no real formal sex education (bible belt) but had seen a porno flick after sneaking into the theater last year. I'm guessing that's where her knowledge came from because she had some pretty detailed requests, asking me to take off her bra and rub her breast, and in turn she would take off my pants and poke my weiner. We went to her bedroom and she gently tied me to the frame with her bra and took off her underwear. I didn't know what was going on and I didn't have any real sexual attraction to my sister but I got a slight chubby and she got on top of me and slid it in her vagina. She told me that she'd do all the work because I didn't know how and kinda started jumping up and down on my semi. This scared my penis flaccid so we gave up.

Anyways, we cannot let him have the nuclear codes.

>That second sticky.

Everyone that leaks should go straight to prison.

youtube.com/watch?v=PDBOwPORHGU

Oh, dear. What did Gorka lie about?

come and enjoy specifically wall-related talk

Fpbp

I wish more 4channers were aware of this

Infowars is there.

shut the fuck up kike

go spin a draidel in your nana's ashes butch

If I post pic related to them How much they will be trigerred ?

>tfw to intelligent to obey the law

Who here /NatSoc/?

Trying to avoid the NEET holocaust?
You don't have much time.

CNN in damage control mode after prominent anchor shamed little girls for being afraid of big penises

Source on the last one there?

Trump is turning into the legit God Emperor at this rate.

THE BONES OF OUR ENEMIES

This shit is fake, right?

What the fuck is wrong with that nigger's scalp?

It's going to be related to the Order of Vitéz, which will be literally nothing.

>underage?..
what did it mean by this?

HOLY SHIT
NRA
IS
BASED
AS
FUCK

youtube.com/watch?v=qCo6ae4UwL0

Drumpfy is going to get shot

Tough luck, racists

Checked.

Everyone naturally
If you're not NatSoc, you should be permabanned

>teen
Chirst Almighty, how much inbreeding is there with niggers?

So guys what would the reaction be if for a full week we replied to every single anti-Trump post with 'WTF I hate Trump now'?

I mean grand scale. Could something like this be memed so hard that it would nullify and discourage anti-trump sentiments on twatter?

Think about the reaction the typical liberal would have when bombarded by this.

Yes, it is a parody account.

>The 6 million

I still think about it every day of my life, the 6 million. So sad. We can never forget. Especially the young.

Former nuclear codes supporter here, its been hilarious to watch them not be used to crash and burn the world, but seriously we have to make Trump use them

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do you dare doubt the words of Dear Leader?

Is that supposed to be funny?

The result of subsaharan genetics mixing with actual humans.

This nigger looks like Abdullah The Butcher

So how do you peasant poors feel electing a second rate putin?

>tfw to intelligent for not being caught

Not really a NEET tho

just a civil engie trying to squeeze into gubment work

Everyone is everyone elses cousin

i swallowed a bit of tobacco and almost puked watching that shit

>When memes just keep blending with reality

Sheep seems rattled by all the discussion of Trump today. He perked back up talking about Bill Cosby rapes and that gas line explosion, but he's been stuttering even more than usual. I wonder what he's worried about?

Good one.

I'm surprised he made it through the primaries DESU. Figured they'd Huey Long him.

STOP POSTING GORE

Awoo~

the term school is usually for K12

Uhhh

Wtf happened to his head?

So guys what would the reaction be if for a full week we didn't reply to every single anti-Trump post?

I mean grand scale. Could something like this be memed so hard that it would nullify and discourage anti-trump sentiments on twatter?

Think about the reaction the typical liberal would have when bombarded by this.

You should have to kill someone to get into the State Department to prove you're for real, like a street gang. That would weed out the liberal pussies pronto.

CNN and NY Times don't bother mentioning in their titles that BuzzFeed was banned, too.

this is what you faggots sound like

youtube.com/watch?v=0o49aM47qlw

Protip: the cliche that the south is full of inbred hicks actually stems from the nigger population fucking each other so much it makes the whole state statistically look bad.

>NY times
NOICE

I won't be there in time I don't start school until next year

We did this in the primaries and it worked wonders. Only way to deal with Shillcon 1.

>I wonder what he's worried about?

Shep is gay. Maybe he's afraid of The Electric Pence.

When is the press briefing?? I don't wanna miss it

>twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/833724790385025024
Seems legit

Stop using drugs.

The power of melanin.

Buzzfeed should never have been allowed at all period. Id rather let the Onion in

ATTENTION
ATTENTION
ATTENTION

Fox poll on Trump's performance in office is being brigaded by leftcucks. Pic related. Get in there!

"How would you rate President Trump’s first month in office?"

nation.foxnews.com/poll/2017/02/21/how-would-rate-president-trumps-first-month-in-office/

depends on your region, I still call college school

I get you Vlad, but what I'm talking is overwhelming scale to the point where they just give up

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Oy vey it's like another Shoah! Never forget the six gorillion lampshades.

Did we win today?

I don't think letting men go in womens' bathrooms because they said they identify as a woman and letting fag 8 year olds twerk in fag parades is a "revolution"

Agree completely.
youtu.be/FaCHBmGWcBc
This video never fails to convert people on the fence.

Shep is a full fledged member of the Lemon Party.

>6 billion instead of million
>israeli flag
>drumpfnazi
>"antisemitism is not welcome in america or anywhere else and not here" redundancy
7/10, needs more digits/jew ID

I have my hammer and sickle ready to make america grate again Mr Putin

No matter how terrible the shills try to make this board, we will always have ptg! Awooo