Brit/pol/ - Papers edition

>Theresa May celebrates 'astounding' Copeland poll win
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39076844

>Jeremy Corbyn: 'I will not step down' over poll loss
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39075061

>Dithering while Labour burns
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4255142/Labour-HOLDS-Stoke-seat-UKIP-beaten.html

>UKIP's defiant leader Paul Nuttall clings on
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4255524/Ukip-leader-Paul-Nuttall-clings-despite-Stoke-defeat.html

>Humiliation for Jeremy Corbyn
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/24/humiliation-jeremy-corbyn-tories-take-copeland-labour-historic/

>Cryptic crossword No 27,129
theguardian.com/crosswords/cryptic/27129

>Nigel Farage's Piers Morgan Interview On Sex Life, Near-Death Experiences, Trump And Brexit
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/nigel-farages-piers-morgan-interview-on-sex-life-near-death-experiences-trump-and-brexit_uk_58aff274e4b060480e06a9ba?ir=UK Politics&utm_hp_ref=uk-politics

Hansard Committee Reports

>The process for exiting the European Union and the Government's negotiating objectives
publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm201617/cmselect/cmexeu/815/81502.htm

>Brexit: the options for trade
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/72/7202.htm

>Brexit: future UK–EU security and police cooperation
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/77/7702.htm

>Brexit: UK-Irish relations
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/76/7602.htm

>European Scrutiny Committee - Wednesday 1 February 2017
parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/0d6145fa-5329-426d-8300-8eda8f215184

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theguardian.com/society/2017/feb/24/serial-squatters-face-eviction-from-14m-london-mansion
youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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Reminder that Meme Merchant has admitted to have been posting here since he was underage, and is almost certainly still.

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He pretty much just exposed himself. Mods need to drop the hammer.

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>tfw no more comfy winter

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first for slipping the rodger the missus on a monday

t.total bullshit

>There's no need to despair because everything will fail

hmmm really tickles the neurons

Hang the traitors

Why is the Copeland election a big deal? I only seem to find coverage of the Stoke stuff.

Oh and should I try lucozade?

Why don't we just annex Scotland?

>they lost 2,700 voters from GE
>5k tory votes
>libdem surge

i mean its not even as if there was some obvious postal fraud or a major gang up against ukip like the thanet south that nigel contested

property

Off to nod now lads got work tomorrow. Night all.

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Its a northern seat which has voted Labour for over 80 years, since the 1930s or so.... But it overwhelmingly supported leave and most traditional labour supporters are not SWJ loonies and hate comrade corybnov (similar to old man sanders) in this by-election was won by the Conservatives. Tory landslide in 2020!

>m-muh finger slipped
What a shit excuse.

plutocracy

Do you really get paid £11 p/h at Tesco??

>Why is the Copeland election a big deal?

Because the sitting government took a seat off of Labour which they had held (in some form) since the 1930s. Bear in mind that the government is generally meant to either lose vote share, and often seats in by-elections.

Helicopter rides

Oh yeah and this is probably a bad example, but imagine the Democrats winning Texas, or the Republicans New York... Yeah try Lucozade, I personaly dislike the stuff but worth a go.

Le patriot woman wins again

Reminder that she's married to a nonce/nonce protector and her former business partner was exposed as a nonce

legit worried about people like this because they've invested so much of themselves into being anti-brexit that if it turns out to be really good they might end up suicidal

like imagine you build your entire self-esteem out of not being a low intellect little england daily mail reader then those people turn around and make a smarter call than you, it could fucking devastate them

nationalise suicide hotlines to help these people desu

hullow yes

I have now gotten to the point where I am repelled modern architecture, post-modern architecture so much that it pains me to walk through most towns and cities. It's painful knowing that we developed a highly sophisticated style that is uniquely British yet our towns and cities are filled with buildings which have no inherent character and spirit.

ok thank you

Was the global financial crisis /ourguy/?

v. nice mayball. Is that from YKTD?

Here comes the sea patrol

It should have been, but governments intervened and propped up the neoliberal orthodoxy.

Hopefully the next one will be too big for that stunt.

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u betta be votin labour or ur gettin shanked innit blud

>what is relevancy and inflation

Remember when the BBC reported news?

This is blatant.

bbc.co.uk/news/health-39077293

Breitbart killed by Putin?

tfw despite all this some people think the tories are their friends

>what is adjusted for RPI inflation

Ah, right. The Shkerli videos are good, the first one ill give you an nice intro to the basics, he gets a bit autisti kicking people from the chat if they make noise/speak hich cracked me up. Reason I recomend buying now(ish) if you want Pearson is that they just recorded a reccord loss and share price fell, so if you want them better to buy when share price is low. As I said, I use TD, but things change so you may find a better broker, think TD is lik £12 a transaction or so, but for first months, atleast then I signed up transaction fees are just £5. Good that you're looking to diversify your portfolio but remember that if you buy smaller ammounts of diffrent shares you will get killed by transaction fees, e.g. IMMIDIATLEY after buying shares you will make a loss of £12 or whatever it is... say you buy 4 stocks, thats £48 loss 1 second in.. then you have to pay to see aswell. Also dont buy soley on dividends, but high paying dividend shares are always good.

Need to make a collection of Labour politicians looking awkward in sikh temples desu.

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Stoped watching/reading ALL BBC ages ago, just made me mad.... emrm so yeah. Shame they still steal my money though, wish they would just privatise the darn thing.

There's one of Miliband at Kebab awards

Kek. Didn't know this existed.

Trips of truth. Then we won't have to deal with SNP. Maybe later we could annex the rest of ireland

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Looking back at the master-slave history of the so called "special relationship" over the past century it's quite interesting we didn't formally join them in Vietnam. Wilson had balls to do that.

Then again I came across this:

>As well as providing regional intelligence, Britain supplied military hardware through back channels and offered paid training in jungle warfare to US special forces. British soldiers also signed up in their hundreds to fight. It is estimated that as many as 2,000 Britons were on the ground in Vietnam; individuals simply resigned from the army and re-enlisted in Australian or New Zealand fighting units. Other documents reveal that SAS soldiers were recommended to be given civilian status in US units ‘so that their British military identity is lost’. Witnesses also state that late in the war US night-bombing raids over Laos were flown out of a specially-built British air base in Thailand and British ships supported US commando river missions into Cambodia as well as stemming supply lines to the Communist North Vietnamese. A number of British personnel were involved, then, but as the famous anti-war poster asks: Why?

there is an unwritten social contract where we take press freedom seriously as long as the press take their role seriously, they don't have to be good at what they do but they have to at least pretend they're aware that it's important and can have a serious impact

if one side (the press in this case) violates this social contract then why shouldn't the other? i would be comfortable with press censorship at this point because it's not like there's anything important left to censor

fuck them, they've done this to themselves

I miss him so much. Is he ever coming back to the forefront?

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>tfw decided to learn the piano and getting autistic levels of enjoyment out of it

I haven't been on here for nearly a week, feelsgoodman. Anything happened apart from Nutall getting gangfucked?

We dont want the rest of the island of Ireland. What we need is mass deportations of republican catholics, encorage protestants to breed (i.e pull a utah mormon, isareli settler etc). Gov should secratley 'sure up the numbers' as so to speak in Northern Ireland, housing crisis? London to expensive? lack of space? Oh we have the solution build cheap houses fast in Northern Ireland, get Englishmen/women to move there ... though no doubt they would vote Alliance/SDLP - KEKS!

>then you have to pay to see aswell
What do you mean?

If you are on tomorrow i'll ask you about a few companies I've looked at for a while not because of anything particular its just I found them or the industry interesting.

>£12 a transaction
shit that's quite a bit will only buy shares from a few companies then.

Do you do spread betting at all?

How do we kill the crippled economically?
They need to starve. Social service abolition? Complete benefit cut? I'm all for euthanising those below the poverty line.

How can I cure my interracial porn addiction?

I know it's wrong but I can't stop.

Did anyone watch 'Has PC gone mad?' on Ch4 last night?

No more benefit, no more state pensions

It's always a bit weird to remember New Zealand and Australia got involved. I've always admired NZ's later nuclear-free zone for winding up the yanks.

Sorry, wanted to say 'sell'. As when you buy or sell via the broker you pay a transaction fee (for that stock), e.g. £12 for £500 worth of shares in X and then £12 for £200 worth of shares in Y. Though with TD (Im sure you can find a better broker) it was for me half price for first 3 months or so, so £5 or so for a transaction. Yeah i'll probably be on tomorrow night. No, I dont do spread betting.

I think it's already back to pre-crash levels

Keep quiet and let the government get on with it.

Alternatively, if you hate Kafkaesque fake choices like me: Legalize voluntary euthanasia and make it explicit we as a society want them dead. No more implicit, quiet, stupid gamey pointless DWP tests for private contractors.

And if we can push a few DWP testing staff into the grinder too, well, I won't tell anyone...

Whites need to produce more children. Stop almost all immigration, mass deportations, huge spending cuts, huge tax cuts...

Very interesting! For some reason my election coverage has been Nutall and ukip memeing.

>Conservative supermajority when?

Stop ALL porn. fapping is ok, but no porn. Block the sites or somthing or just get some self controll. Read the bible.

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>enter brit/pol/ for the first time since august
>filled with tripfags
what went so wrong

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Whats wrong with using a trip code...

"Hurr hurr trip fags out TRIP FAG, autist, reeeeeeeee!" - Thats you.

I'm posting the same as I did as an user... no diffrence other than 'SMITH' as opposed to 'Anonymous'.... kys

Real help plz. I cant stop with porn but i need to kick the interracial shit.

Sorry, dont really kill yourself lad. Sorry.

Cool ill talk to you about it tomorrow, will try watch the Martin Shkreli video tomorrow morning. Will have to narrow down the companies I was going to buy shares in if transaction fees are £12

If you're gonna be a degenerate, just degenerate onto furfaggotry. Then more people will awkwardly have to defend you because they want to rally against muh degeneracy while being degenerate themselves.

That was real help. Honestly, just STOP IT. Like Donald Trump says, STOP IT. You rly do have to stop porn, but if you want to do it step by step (not recomended, just quit porn) you can just get self controll and dont watch/click it... honestly just try this, be a big man. I was serious about reading a bible. I have a simple childrens bible stories book (new testement) I have had since a kid and keep it at my desk at all times to read whn I need advice, after reading it I woud feel guilty if I watched porn. Seriously, self controll. Try to stop, jus stop it... fap without porn, exersise... kill 2birds in 1 stone. STOP IT.

>Did anyone watch 'Has PC gone mad?' on Ch4 last night?

Yes Nige made a good point about inside M25 vs outside and how different peoples outlook is just 50 miles from central London. Trevor Philips struggled not to piss himself when Germaine Greer was branded a "bigot". Good programmme, his race one was better though.

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Was John Major, dare I say it, /aboringcuntwhoseonlyinterestingactwastohaveanaffairwithEdwinaCurrie/?

What do you think of squatters lads? I was doing a stroll round London the other day and inadvertently walked past this group - as you'd expect, they were a bunch of filthy antifa-type lefties and I thought it was best off ignoring them. But then I read up about them a bit, and most of the houses they occupy are owned by super-rich foreigners who leave the properties empty most (if not all) of the time, while there's thousands of people homeless (although most of them deserve it, from what I've seen here). So is there any case for what squatters are doing?

theguardian.com/society/2017/feb/24/serial-squatters-face-eviction-from-14m-london-mansion

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Looks like he's getting beaned with a jerrycan for wearing that stupid fucking hat.

>British """"men"""""

Fucking hate John Major... Traitor to the Conservative Party and to the country.

how true is the idea that john major did most of the groundwork for good friday?

is it really you

'good' friday agreement was appeasment to the IRA terrorist scum. Fuck John Major, fuck Tony Bliar

First for Sikh music

youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8