>live in Colo
>rocking my Gary Johnson shirt
>stop at King Supers for lemons and toilet paper
>7/10 braless hippy girl behind me sez nice shirt
>her nips were swayin
>t...thanks
>put my groceries in the car and go to pot store next door
>trying to decide on grape crush or mongo megablast
>Nips McGee comes in behind me
>oh hey again...ha love that Johnson
>buy my quarter bag and go outside
>mfw she comes out with her sack
>throw her a goofy grin and stare at them glass cutters
>so…you wanna smoke?
>head to my car, pass the bowl
>she's flirty, starts feeling my hemp shorts
>look around, parking lot not too busy
>whip out all 4 inches and smell her dreadlocks
>she starts jerking me and giggling
>I can feel it coming up like magma
>shoot my load all over the steering wheel
>she leans in and whispers
>that's Aleppo.
Live in Colo
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i dont get it
A twist on that's amore? dunno..
What VPN are you using leaf?
>king SUPERS
Nebraskan detected.
most pointless story i've ever read in my entire life
That's a what?
>Supers
get out bitch
alright that's pretty funny
Whats allepo amirite?
is this the new "Walk the dinosaur"?
This
ur pretty gud
Weed is for niggers
Yo homes, to Bel Air
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A Lebo, you're flooded with them so you should know.
ay cuz we're full aussie, fuckin sick cunts mate
>live in Colo
Stopped reading there
he must be a transplant...no native would spell it like that
attracted to OC, the rare reveals the leaf's trechery
>>that's Aleppo.
lost my shit. Nice
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Not too bad! 8.2/10
>feeling my hemp shorts
this got me.
Yep, I lost.
I suppose they diddle their cousins enough to pass as Tasmanian.
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