Your daughter tells you she wants to become a lizard

What do you do, Sup Forums?

That's fine dear but if you bring home a nigger I'm kicking you out of the house.

Send her off to the best Hindu school I can afford.
Give her 5 years to get the correct amount of Karma.
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She somehow reincarnates as a lizard.

as long as she's not a cis lizard

Redpill her on the jews

Tell her to go into politics.

I encourage her to become a frog instead.

tell her lizards suck their father's dick

Depends on the lizard. No child of mine is a skink

Tell her she's been a lizard all along.

Fuck you bearded faggot gecko nigger

Skinks are shit
They're like snakes without dedication

Begin her on transitioning immediately. Get her a heat lamp, sunning rock, shallow pool of water for swimming, fresh sand and a handful of crickets. Basically show her support, and respect, unlike most of the bigots on this board. I imagine I would have to completely shave her hairless, including the vulva area, because lizards don't have hair. Check her nesting area for hatchlings in case another lizard got in there. I'm not sure what kind of lizard we would aim for as her final form maybe a bearded dragon.

Underrated.

Only if the technology is there.

A lizard you say?

I throw her out in the desert and give her a rock to sleep under.

I say, she will walk on all four and eat insects for the rest of her short abominable life, then I will make shoes out of her disgusting, leathery skin

>not going all out and wanting your daughter to become a saltwater crocodile

Would that make you a proud father?

I'll love you either way darling, but please keep you cloaca shut.

But of course, darling.
>Only if technology is advanced enough.

Give her my blessing, then become the 45th president of the united states.

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Cut her penis off cause it's 2017

Introduce her to David Icke

Tell her that she's a stupid child who doesn't know anything about biology and that Disney movies aren't real so she can't become a lizard. Also, Santa, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are fake and your mom and I are divorced because we're both horrible people. Now go finish your homework because even wanna be lizards have school tomorrow.

-Jewish CK

>let her do it
>fatten her up
>badass custom boots

"No"

Beat the mom for tricking me into alien sex.

Don't we all

>fpbp

I would too, user.

lizard girl