CHAOS MAGES I CALL YOU

What do?

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Thanks JK Rowling, this is what you've turned liberals into

Those mexican cunts failed so those satanist cucks will fail too

i'm safe in my masturbatorium

he is already protected by a wizard, no reason to worry at all
we already beat the mexican warlock

>he is already protected by a wizard
Who? I missed that.

What do you mean people are missing their car covers all over town?

Curse them back, praise kek.

Fear not for Kek will protect us

Meme magic destroys that pussy ass wiccan shit.

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Smite the heretics! Kek vult!

Laugh on them

Not just A wizard
thousands of them

We stand armed and dangerous before the bloody fields of history;
Devoid of dogma – but ready to carve, to defy the transient:
Ready to stab forth with our penetrative will,
Strain every leash, run yelling down the mountainside of Man:
Ready and willing to immolate world upon world
With our stunning blaze.
And let them all sing that WE were here, as Masters
Among the failing speciens called Man.
Our being took form in defiance
To stand before your killing gaze.
And now we travel from flame to flame
And tower from the will to the glory!
AGIOS O BAPHOMET! AGIOS O BAPHOMET!BAPHOMET!

Seminal magic

They're no match for our fully charged crystals.

praise KEK

Brilliant!!

SUFFER NOT THE WITCH TO LIVE

>witchcraft vs kek idolaters
>mystery of inequity vs mystery inequity
Both sides working for the enemy, really makes you think.

ITT: a bunch of idiots who didn't spec into Chaos Inoculation

>Dialectic
I smell COMMUNISM!!!

I, magus

EJEM, The chaos mages. Those are US.

TAKE DOUGHNUTS OFF FOODSTAMPS.

pray that big nigga will protect us

Nothing. Binding spells merely prevent harm or prevent the target from causing harm.

Know your magics people.

burn them at the stake

this made me lol more than it shouldve

>CHAOS MAGES I CALL YOU

Look at my digits
back at me
look at my digits
now back at me

das magic, senpai

>A curse tablet or binding spell is a type of curse found throughout the Greco-Roman world, in which someone would ask the gods, place spirits, or the deceased to perform an action on a person or object, or otherwise compel the subject of the curse
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My digits will protect me.

Just kidding, fucking reality will. Goddamn weird ass magic believing in wastes of ejaculate.

oh no, they're bringing out the big guns!

Duh.

I will erect a nidstong to these faggots. Also am pretty sure Odin and kek supports Trump.

I remember we did some massive autistic spell during the primaries too

There is only one kind of magic in this world.

kekus christ.
look at these people. moon painting middle aged losers. sad

do... do they realize the whole world is laughing at liberals now?

>Thinking basic bitch wiccans could affect the guy who btfo'd the Pope in

Should we do execration texts (Egyptian magic).
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Execration_texts

Burn them again

Trips shield activate.

>they believe Trump supporters don't use magik too

Digits confirm.

foxnews.com/politics/2017/02/24/fox-news-investigation-dod-funded-school-at-center-federal-probes-over-suspected-chinese-military-ties.html

You wreck China's shit, that's what you do.

>Curious about this 'mexican warlock'
>Google it
>It's real
yahoo.com/news/mexicos-grand-warlock-predicts-trump-defeat-231856336.html

Why don't they cast a spell to get rid of terrorism?

we pray to kek retard. take your edgy copypasta back to /x/

What are you? A Nazi?

All I see is two women worshiping a dragon dildo on the table.

>m.youtube.com/watch?v=fBGWtVOKTkM

Dated someone who was a Wiccan.
Said this sorta stuff dark, vengeful magic shite comes back on you.
Trump will remain untouched while this Wicca shite and meme magic will smite these heretics.

I remember it was one autistic wizard spamming spells. Anyone has the pics?

Wizards Trump Witches Bitches!

No need to worry. Magic does not exist. Now meme magic, that is what is real.

They'll reap the whirlwind and kek will smite them down

Checked

It will backfire so hard, our will is bigger than they what believe, our hive mind shall prevail.

I don't get my wizard powers for 2 years, fuck.

>tfw you've been doing this for months and didn't even know it

>two women
Three

'women'

BY THE POWER AND WILL OF KEK
ORDINARIES BEGONE

So underrated it hurts

>What do?
Say this prayer:

Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle, be our protection against the malice and snares of the devil. May God rebuke him we humbly pray; and do thou, O Prince of the Heavenly host, by the power of God, thrust into hell Satan and all evil spirits who wander through the world for the ruin of souls. Amen.

And then ask God and Jesus to protect President Trump, his family, and all of his supporters.

Send in the Sororitas.

Could help too. Digits confirm.

>Witches Unite To Cast "Binding Spell" On Trunp And Followers

>What do?

...........We have a Styx

After all they are protecting the god emperor...

Milk and doughnuts

I wonder if Dunkin is open.

I once asked Michael for digits
He gave me this

Mike is a pretty cool guy

CHANNEL POWER FOR THE KEKMEHAMEHA

W I T N E S S E D

Coughing fit
Pants of shit
JK Rowling is a twit

Big fat witches
Giant britches
Dump them all in shallow ditches

Build the wall
Do not stall
Hillary will take a fall

W I T N E S S E D

Praise the Kek.

Witches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

protect me kek

Magical power struggle time b o i z

Kek vs witch magic... leggo

chaos warriors too!

because physical chaos matters too

PEE PEE POO POO
THESE WORDS WERE TRUE
Hill's trousers were soiled
Smelled like clams that were spoiled
NOW THEY WILL ALL SHIT THEMSELVES TOO

RRRRREEEEEE

I cast magic missle

Praise Kek for he has blessed us with digits!

Shadilay my brothers and sisters.
I have to say something, we got Christ protection, specially after those silly Pope Francis coments about non belivers being more christian than catholics, he literaly droped the throne and the mantle so Jesus is with us, the old pagan Gods also celebrate with us even the Orisás, for example Trump is ruling as Shango archtype bringing justice for his nation and the world, we and others were aspects of Esú, spreading the words, bringing chaos and the change.
Let those libtards, fat goth charlatains and stupid celebrities turn their lives into a living nightmare. They read a couple of new age esoteric crap, suck some cocks inside an obscure lodge and think they know everything.
The idiots who formulated that "ritual" don't know anything. They're in fact putting a lot of lives in danger, because there is something called shock of egregores. People without preparation, will and proper initianion will end losing their sanity, putting the life of those who surround them in danger and in the worst cases they will end six feet under.
Systems have dogmas and they're breaking some of them, if they're wiccan or sorta like they're fucked, if they're christian and are jumping on this karmic spiritual scam they're fucked, even if they're true left hand praticioners they're fucked. The backfire is real.
I'd say let them weaken themselves even more and fill us with energy, the energy they will empower even more Trump and us (also take advantage of this situation and put your life in order if you're not doing it already, that's the perfect scenario).
The only solution to them after a shock of egregores will be turn like us, Trump suporters, suporters of true liberty for the world, suporters of real men and women of true love and will.
Also they lost the both material and spiritual war already. Maybe that ritual is just one of us trying to hammer the last nails on their coffins.
Praise Kek.

I activate my trap card "Amphibious warriors" and end my turn.

>witch thinks she has power over keks chosen warlocks

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PRAISE

God, these niggers are dumb.

SHADILAY

I ACTIVATE MY TRAP CARD

Praise Kek

If they cast a Binding spell on us it will end really badly for them because they didn't unbind us first.

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Take care of these nasty women Kek

Its sad that they are so far disconnected from reality that they turn to "magic". The best part is how a few of them will OD tonight.