HALT!

>"HALT! Ihre papieren bitte."
This man asks you for your ID.
>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
0-2 Sent to the Western Front
3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
7-9 Sent to North Africa
Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
Triples = You lead the invasion of the country flag above your post
Quads= Axis wins
IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
0-2 shot on site
3-6 sent to Auschwitz
7-9 tortured for information
Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army
Triples = your capture brings the country flag above your post into the war to rescue you
Quads = Allies win

NIGGER

rollin

Out of my way, I am on an important mission.

Get out of my way before I reprimand you.

wew lad

Okay, nip

Er ist ein berliner

Gay cunt

rollin

Jesus is King.

I WANNA PUT MY BRATWURST IN YOUR SAUERKRAUT!

how dare you

Rollll

Heil

Wtf color is this

Sieg heil

come with me faggots, we stopping at the gas station

Can't you see the uniforn, Soldat?

Rolling

Ich bin Hitler

Fick dich kotze

Hallo, das ist mein papieren..
Ich bin gut!

roll

*shows ID*

Wehrmacht
Off to defend

来吧

O-of course, here they are.

rolling

Hallo Gestapo kun, was ist loss mein herr? Alles gut für mich

Well, thats me knackered

rolll

SEIG HEIL

baboopy

Rolling

Why not

Ooga Booga

lets go schlomo

Foreign SS soldier pls let me pass

Ey, scuzimi, ima maki the pasta for a Africa!

>close my eyes
>wonder how I got here
>think of my homestead in Kansas with my family and wheat fields that dance in the wind

roll

Take the tape off your eyelids, Jamal. I can see right through you

Green

Heil

Oh boy kek bless me.

Hello fellow nip brother. I'm half nip