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>Telmo Languiller resigns as Victoria's Speaker following expenses scandal
9news.com.au/national/2017/02/25/15/44/victorian-speaker-resigns-amid-expenses-scandal

>Pauline Hanson dumps One Nation WA candidates weeks out from election
9news.com.au/national/2017/02/25/13/41/hanson-dumps-one-nation-wa-candidates

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>Telmo Languiller
Sounds ethnic. They are all dodgy.

>Pauline Hanson dumps One Nation WA candidates
One Nation is still a shitshow. Just like last time.

All those weirdos and egocentric cranks are attracted to it unfortunately.

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That flag is retarded and you should kill yourself immediately.

How much do I need to lift and for how long in order to make these sort of gains?

5GOMAD

Is coalburning common where you guys live?

Here in Canberra I must say I don't notice any attractive white women with nonwhite men. However attractive white men with disgusting gooks and even Indian and African women is common.

Cunt

>coalburning
I don't like this word. It is only relevant in America anyway.

did anyone ever think Mark Latham would be the leading 'alt-right' character of Australia?

He even goes on TRS

Why does it trigger you and why is it only relevant in America my curved nosed friend?

>Why does it trigger you
It sounds vulgar.

>why is it only relevant in America
Because they have 500 years of history living alongside negroes.

>my curved nosed friend
How did you guess?

>hooking up with girl in back of my car
>starts rubbing my dick
>not even hard
>feels like im gonna cum
>say 'hmmmm maybe we shouldnt'
>cum in pants
>have to keep a straight face while im cumming and trying to explain to her that i just dont feel like it
>she doesnt realise what just happened
>mfw

just about ready to end it lads, i dont think ill ever talk to a girl again after this one

Right-wing extremism has always attracted the mentally ill and deranged, so it is no real surprise Mark Latham washed up there.

Coalburning is vulgar, my hook nosed compatriot.

I didn't even know you could cum if you weren't hard.

How can you be horny enough to cum in your pants but not have an erection?

>compatriot
Thank you for that compliment goy. Indeed we are all compatriots here, no matter our race or origin.

I've never seen a white woman with a non-white man. I've seen a lot of white men with asians, and only a quarter were old men with SEA monkeys.

Dunno, i just cant get stiffies with chicks, its fucked ay

i get them all the time when im by myself

also i dont watch porn and i only fap like twice a week

skynews.com.au/news/top-stories/2017/02/24/abbott-not-giving-up-on-leadership-return.html

TONE BTFO BY BASED BULL

That's fucking odd mate. I get a stiffy when I see a girl with pretty hair fully clothed, and you can't even get one while fucking a girl?

Maybe you are gay.

Im not gay

it started happening after i broke up with my last gf which was about 9 months ago

>I get a stiffy when I see a girl with pretty hair fully clothed
This is literally muslim tier animal instinct degeneracy. That is why they have to dress their women in the garbage bags. Because of men like you.

Its fucking hell lads

>I get a stiffy when I see a girl with pretty hair fully clothed
you get an erection just from looking at someone?

even though you don't use porn, if you went to one of the porn boards now and had a look would you get an erection from it?

I wish i got a stiffy from looking at a girl fully clothed, i cant get one at all around women

too nervous i think

what do ido

Hi guys I always wanted to be an aussie can i come in?

Probably, i get hard ons from looking at high test threads on fit.

>I always wanted to be an aussie
Your ancestors should have committed more crimes then.

Sure

what state you in?

I want to move to america

Seen a few in Canberra. 2 different couples when I went in for X-rays a while back.

But I am poo in loo my parents just chose the wrong country

>Dunno, i just cant get stiffies with chicks

I think you are a faggot, mate. Get that checked out.

This give you a raging hard on?

Where do you live that you go to Canberra for X-rays?

>I am poo in loo
You should have said something before you got a reply from me.

I feel dirty now.

you have to lift at least two buckets of KFC a day.

yeah its hot but not really

Im legitimately not a fagg

Not everyone can be a homo m8 or we'd all die out.

Anyone used viagra?

I'm from Florida which is basically the American Australia, but with less gasoline-huffing niggers. Can I stay, O great and wise Aussie shit-poster?

You do sound a bit gay, mate.

literally didn't even make me tingle

I don't like this post. Smells of reddit or some other type of immaturity.

This kid is pretty fucking based

K, I'll just go fuck myself then

It's probably anxiety m8. You'd be surprised the kind of things it can do to your benis, even if you feel fine. I had problems when I first got married, a ot of guys do. Nothing to do with test or anything, if your body is worried about something it's not gonna want to fuck. That might be why it's easier on your own because your relaxed. People say alcohol makes it worse but sometimes if it loosens you up it's better.

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Is he you m8?

Yeah it's definitely some sort of anxiety. Fuck man it does my head in, so fucking embarrassing when you can't get it up and a girl grabs your flaccid dick.

Think I might start using viagra just so when I smash the first few times I don't feel to nervous about it

florida is nothing like australia you seppo cunt

this

I'll have you know that i read a very well written buzzfeed article that says it is, so heck off faggot

True Australians pledge their allegiance to the British Empire.

Not a bad idea. Doesn't take too long to for the anxiety to go away. Problem is that it snowballs, anxiety->flaccid->more anxiety because embarrassment.

Maybe date a girl and get comfortable with her? Or find someone who you feel really relaxed around. Sometimes for me the best thing is to just not give a fuck about anyone but me. Sounds selfish but you only have to do it until there's a bit of muhmentum.

>pledging allegiance
what are you, one of those brainwashed americans forced to recite a cultish chant every day at school?

>Maybe date a girl and get comfortable with her?
If only it were that easy

Thanks for the advice though brah

What are you, some kind of Monarchy hating abo?

Go to a gp and get some drugs m8. All they do is suppress the hormone that make you soft, which is produced when you get anxious. Would highly recommend just for the fun of it. You stay fucking rock hard for ages. Definitely boosts your confidence with a lady. You get super fucking horny though.

What's the point of living on this worthless fucking island?
What's the point of living anymore?

There is no point but there never has been. You just keep on battling m8.

Everyone over 40 in NQ looks like that.

Checked and Kek'd

>Everyone over 40 in NQ looks like that.

What? Sexy?

Work to get enough money and skills to move elsewhere.

My Japanese is coming along ok.

George Christensen is based but he's made of jelly.

I was planning on doing that but I realised that I hate people in other countries as much as I hate Australians

riceburning
curryburning
padthaiburning

>tfw bout to go in for a 2000-0600 shift

How long before they try to take away me penalty rates, cunts?

they will just replace you with an immigrant.

Probably true, eventually, or they will replace me with Robocop :(

Source?

The Productivity Commission recommended increasing night shift penalty rates in the same report it recommended lowering Sunday rates, to compensate for the fact that it kills you.

It does kill me, I hate it so god dang much.

working the night shift is great though

Good ol' Pauline didn't give an inch to the Indonesian cunt on the muzzies though good on her for that.

Not what I do, lad, it's a punish. I guess if you worked in an environment where you were on the quiet night shift it'd be alright.

i'm guessing you're a security guard or a cop?

I prefer being kept busy at work.

Having nothing to do is the real boredom.

hey guys hows your evening going? hope you've all been well

When was the last happening that got a sticky? It has been too long and I need one.

I have been depressed and miserable all day.

Pondering on suicide again.

Never been to Cairns?

She does actually look a bit jewy in that first pic.

Then you have nothing to lose and can do anything you want to do. Fear profits man nothing and you have no fear. Like Harry Potter said in star wars, live long and prosper.

2nd one, and not even in a quiet area, in fugging nightclub district because FYC and no say on where I go, 3rd preference kek.

Are you single?

kill yourself

No I am a studio album with 12 tracks.

Coles carpark 5 minutes. We'll see who wants to live the most.

Nobody likes a smartarse. You can literally do whatever the fuck you want.

>FYC
>nightclub
QLD police, fortitude valley?

'The agenda is to create a country within your country': Islamic leader warns radicals have a shocking secret plan to create a Muslim state inside Australia... funded by taxpayers

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4258692/The-shocking-secret-plan-Muslim-state-Australia.html

breddy gud

whats getting you down user? I myself have been kinda down lately. I go from having not much to do which makes me feel low, to being out 7 days in a row which becomes extremely draining which also makes me feel low. I can't find a balance

Good guess but GC, Surfers Paradise.

>country within your country
So just like every western country who has invited these invaders with open arms.
Everyone should know they create "no go zones" and stick together. Womens circumcision has increased so much in Britain because of the muzzies. This isn't really news.