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Mandatory NZG docos
>Revolution
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>Somebody elses Country
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>The Hollowmen
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>In a Land of Plenty
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>Muldoon
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>NZ Wars Part 1
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>Based Winnie reks Kim Hill
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Avondale reporting in
Can you cunts stop fagposting gun control shit.
First for based winnie
Franklin here, how's it over there?
(((gun control)))
>NZ around for over 100 years
>Winnie has still not yet been PM
Explain
Australia Reporting in. How do we get based Peters in to the PM spot ?
nz is gay lol
We need to meme so hard that we destroy the Labour Party and hit the National Party hard too, then if he can capitalise on those votes, he will win. How do we get the based fish and chip shop owner Hanson into office?
I'll do my part by voting from /comfy/ Australia.
I am an expat btw.
Great, we need all the help we can get. I hate to say it, but Labour is looking like a unified force, I was hoping they'd implode over Willie Jackson but it appears not. We need all the meme energy.
Currently watching this live stream
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Dudes a SJW and from Wellington. What a surprise
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Why are IDs even back?
go back to Sup Forums
Why Sup Forums?
Because that's where the line comes from
It started on Sup Forums, newfriendo
Is there an original ayy pic or is it some elaborate trolling raid???
Latest Colmar Brunton poll puts Winston in 2nd place for preferred leader at 8% compared to Andy little on 7%. Reminder that NZ First coalition with Labour will be our next government with Winston as PM.
Morning, lads.
How are things over in New Zealand today?
My mistake. Wherever it started.
Someone give me a quick rundown on the ayy pic
>Angry Andy less popular than Winston
Topkek. How can a leader be so low energy and uninspiring? We're reaching levels of low energy that aren't even possible.
Good evening!
They are good, the Labour Party is irrelevant with a crap leader, and it looks like Winnie will be in government. Also the weather is nice, which is always a plus. How are things in the mother country?
fucking newfags....that meme's been on Sup Forums nz threads longer than you have
bullshit. It came from elsewhere and it needs to go back.
If this is the timeline where Winston becomes PM, it will truly be the best timeline. I do wonder how the media would treat him because they never seem aggressive as him at the moment.
Not bad m8
Fairly well as things stand. Brexit looks to go through quite nicely. Two by-elections happened last night, one of which went well for those on the right.
Weather's a bit gloomy, but I'm going walking in the woods with grill later, so mustn't grumble.
Are there any decent nz based news sites? Stuff is beyond garbage
>Brexit looks to go through quite nicely
Great to hear. I hope the rest of the EU collapses as well, it'll be a truly glorious day.
>Two by-elections happened last night
Heard about those, just out of curiosity, what's your view on Paul Nuttall? He just doesn't do it for me. Also Labour there seems dead in the water with Corbyn leading it. The Tories won the other one I heard- could always be worse!
>Weather's a bit gloomy, but I'm going walking in the woods with grill later, so mustn't grumble.
Weather was shit last week here, I know the feeling. Walking in the woods with a girl- sounds interesting! Are you by any chance the one with a Kiwi gf who sometimes comes on here?
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Don't get me started on Jack Tame...
na they are all garbage.
Hopefully Geert will bring down the EU. The Dutch are lovely.
Nah, Nuttall isn't for me. He doesn't have the same charisma as Farage, nor is he particularly skilled in any one field. Not a good debater, not strong on policy, lots of black marks on his previous record. Thankfully, Labour are too dead to do anything, yes.
I am indeed Kiwi GF poster.
Unfortunately not really. The only NZ news I regularly read is the ODT but even that has some poz. Not where near Stuff or Herald levels but it's still there
BASED WINston will kick out all the chinks
Why are ID's even back?
If were being honest, he probably won't. But he will stop them coming in droves and hopefully stop them from buying property on mass
>The Dutch are lovely.
Won't disagree, I know a nice girl from there. I hope Geert does well, if the other parties form a (((grand coalition))) their support will probably collapse. Also if the Italians or the French leave then that will be the end of the EU, unlikely but we live in hope.
>Nah, Nuttall isn't for me. He doesn't have the same charisma as Farage, nor is he particularly skilled in any one field. Not a good debater, not strong on policy, lots of black marks on his previous record. Thankfully, Labour are too dead to do anything, yes.
That was my impression. Seems like a typical career politician, UKIP isn't the threat to the mainstream it once was. Sad, really. The global establishment needs a shake up.
>I am indeed Kiwi GF poster.
It's funny how we all find NZPols whenever they start, most people here are the same people and we all know each other.
I only visit stuff now to get mad at their bullshit the nonsense they call news
Their Facebook is interesting though often the most liked comments are people calling out the media on their crap
If Trump goes to war with China, we can stoke anti chink sentiment and boot them out.
>unlikely but we live in hope
Yes, but I'd have said the same about Brexit and Trump, as cliche as that is. I don't hold much hope for Le Pen, though.
>UKIP isn't the threat to the mainstream it once was. Sad, really. The global establishment needs a shake up
I think that the main hope for the right here is try to pull the Tories to the right internally - there are certainly right wing elements there, just need to be seized upon. Is NZFirst looking like they will do well?
> It's funny how we all find NZPols whenever they start, most people here are the same people and we all know each other.
Yeah, I suppose that it is. :) I am in the discord now, so I should be able to get my fix of Kiwi chat much more frequently. I do tend to check on Saturday and Sunday mornings for a NZ thread.
no u
>Yes, but I'd have said the same about Brexit and Trump, as cliche as that is. I don't hold much hope for Le Pen, though.
It could happen in Italy, definitely. As for Le Pen, I tend to agree with you. She could pull something out, but we might have to back Fillon. I just don't want some liberal who fucks his high school teacher. Fillon, however, did say if he lost the runoff his voters would go to Le Pen.
>I think that the main hope for the right here is try to pull the Tories to the right internally - there are certainly right wing elements there, just need to be seized upon. Is NZFirst looking like they will do well?
I thought UKIP could do that, but they're not doing very well anymore so it's going to have to be an inside job, like National here (NZF's voter base is mainly old Labour voters). It can be done though, I see some based people in the Conservative party. NZF is definitely going to get 15% at this rate, 20% is hard but not impossible. It will be part of the government for sure. How do you think the next election will play out there?
>Yeah, I suppose that it is. :) I am in the discord now, so I should be able to get my fix of Kiwi chat much more frequently. I do tend to check on Saturday and Sunday mornings for a NZ thread.
Great! The discord is kinda dead but I (Based Massey) am trying to bring it to life. I usually start them in the weekends and the week, but this week has been busy. Real nice talking to people we know!
Wait
The country was in a terrible state,
Parliament sat for the Budget debate.
It was quite a few moments till Bill Birch spoke
Then he said : "Sex will be taxed, 10 bucks a poke,
Whether you're short, long, skinny or thick
The tax will be paid on the use of your prick."
Then John Banks said: "Bill, look you here,
Will the tax apply to the boys who are queer?"
David Lange rose and looked rather glum,
"Will I be exempt because I like a bum?"
Birchy replied, sounding quite airy,
"You'll pay double you horrible fairy!"
Up stood Win Peters to tremendous applause,
He grabbed Helen Clark and ripped off her drawers.
He straddled across her and stuffed her at will,
Then shouted to Birchy "Put that on the Bill!"
Jim Bolger then shouted "I think I'll resign.
I haven't had sex for too long a time.
I dream every night of a big juicy crutch
but at 10 bucks a go, that's too bloody much!"
The debate carried on, oh what a sight!
Graheme Lee was wanking the whole of the night,
MP's were coming, the Speaker came last,
And in the excitement the bloody Bill passed.
So now in the bedrooms of New Zealand at night,
there's many a fanny closed good and tight.
They're taxing our grog, and taxing our smokes,
And now the mean bastards are taxing our pokes.
If ten bucks a grind is what we must pay,
It's not with our wimmin with whom we should play.
To quench our frustration, we must have a wank,
And for the state of the country, we've the Nats to thank!
> It could happen in Italy, definitely.
I see this as very likely. Most off the parties who are polling well - M5S, Lega Nord - want some degree of disengagement with the EU. Honestly, and at this point, I see a Macron victory in France as almost inevitable.
> How do you think the next election will play out there?
The Conservatives will win with a majority of about 50 seats, frankly, if not more. May ought to call a general election early, simply to put Labour to bed as an opposition. Good to hear about NZF doing well. They seem to have their heads screwed on right, What do they think in regards to the Maori? How big are the Maori as a political issue in NZ?
> The discord is kinda dead
I'll see what I can do in helping to remedy that!
Friendly reminder to never buy Cadbury and support Whittakers.
friendly reminder that whittackers pay the FIANZ bribe for halal certification. buy Lindt instead
>I see this as very likely. Most off the parties who are polling well - M5S, Lega Nord - want some degree of disengagement with the EU. Honestly, and at this point, I see a Macron victory in France as almost inevitable.
I have heard this, M5S doesn't seem ideal but the enemy of my enemy of my friend. You would probably know more than me- what are they like?
I really don't want Macron, that guy's a serious piece of work. I heard his poll numbers went down after he said that thing about Algeria though.
>The Conservatives will win with a majority of about 50 seats, frankly, if not more. May ought to call a general election early, simply to put Labour to bed as an opposition. Good to hear about NZF doing well. They seem to have their heads screwed on right, What do they think in regards to the Maori? How big are the Maori as a political issue in NZ?
Good to hear. The conservatives aren't ideal but Corbyn's Labour will be a disaster. As for the Maori, they are against separatism and want to abolish Maori seats, which is good. It's a big issue but much like immigration there, the left tries to shut down any debate on the subject. People are sick of it- even a lot of Maori. I hope good people do well in both of our countries.
>I'll see what I can do in helping to remedy that!
Good to hear it! It seems that's the two of us
>supporting the mountain jew over your own countries company
>t. 1990s memes
There are lots of small NZ chocolate companies. Support them.
So progressive.
>supporting muslims
>ever
Switzerland is the best country on earth and you know it. Lindt is also the best chocolate on earth and you ought to know it. Frankly Cadbury was destroyed by the greedy Unionized workers so i dont feel bad for them. I think the factory closure is a good thing for Dunedin because it opens up some prime city centre real estate for better use. As far as the migrant workers at Whittackers Porirua factory i couldnt give a shit about them either.
> what are they like?
They're what one might call 'generic populist' as opposed to 'right wing populist'. They do what is popular, but are at least solid on the EU and some facets of immigration.
> I heard his poll numbers went down after he said that thing about Algeria though.
Not to a significant degree. Unfortunate, but it is an issue with France's electoral system.
> Corbyn's Labour will be a disaster.
Hope he stays on, though, and continues to kill Labour.
> Maori seats
Do a certain amount of seats have to be filled by Maori, or is there a separate electoral roll? Better than Aborigines in Australia, anyway.
>Do a certain amount of seats have to be filled by Maori, or is there a separate electoral roll? Better than Aborigines in Australia, anyway.
maoris have 7 seats in parliament reserve for them although maoris can choose whether they want to be on the maori roll or the general electoral role. but the whole thing was done in the land war days to stop more tribes from rebelling
even though maoris always had the right to vote on the general since they first parliament they need to be bribe with a seat the would be maori only
Very special snowflake-y.
How popular is it in the modern day?
Anyone know or care which sjw bitch won the Mr Albert by election?
I tried to watch Breakfast this week. Just to see what it was like. Now I dunno about Tame but he seems faggy. He crossed to the token Islander news anchor who was definitely a faggot. He then crossed to the weather presenter who fucking minced all over the stage. Then they did a segment on pride week.
All this fag shit had me raging hard.
So if that's what breakfast television is like now Paul Henry has retired I've missed nothing.
Correct. Fuck cadburys. They should pay the $2 million dollar tax break they got back to the government.
This. NZ companies first. Keep that capital in our hands.
bascily can't be touched politically now although in the 05 campagin the nats under don brash came out and did a speech at orewa saying they would abolish the seats and basically everything maori so we had a colour blind state and then they went from low 20s in the polls to the high 40s within the next poll after the speech and overtook labour but then slowly dropped in the following months
Cadburys isn't even real chocolate, because the cocoa content is so low. It's actually chocolate flavoured buttermilk. True story.
Plebs in UK think Cadburys is the best. They know nothing.
>Anyone know or care which sjw bitch won the Mr Albert by election?
I hope the communists actually got 2nd place
never mind that adern won in a landslide
I keep seeing that faggot "socialist tax the rich, people not profit" signs around.
What a cunt that fella is
not that i care but Jacinda Ardern of Labour won with 77%. Greens second with 11%.
This post gave me cancer.
Cadburys, owned by mondelez will be studied the world over in how to run a successful brand into the ground in the pursuit of profit.
> Dunedin prime real estate.
You've obviously never been to Dunedin. A third of the cbd is empty run down buildings. This factory, only blocks from the Octagon will sit empty for decades.
>They're what one might call 'generic populist' as opposed to 'right wing populist'. They do what is popular, but are at least solid on the EU and some facets of immigration.
Good, better than nothing. Hell, I'd even back communists if they were the only anti EU party in that country. SYRIZA in Greece, however, folded like a house of cards.
>Not to a significant degree. Unfortunate, but it is an issue with France's electoral system.
Really unfortunate. If Macron wins, that's the end of France. Sad indeed.
>Hope he stays on, though, and continues to kill Labour.
Do you think he will? Probably lefty milennials will keep voting him in if people try to challenge him. Good riddance!
>Do a certain amount of seats have to be filled by Maori, or is there a separate electoral roll? Better than Aborigines in Australia, anyway.
Basically separate Maori electorates. Stupid system.
As expected. Its been gross watching the labour and green candidates appearing together and practically eating each other out the last few weeks.
classic cadbury also shutting down pommy factories
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Agreed. Hating unions is stupid and Dunedin has been hit hard.
Tame said Columbus ruined America, to start with. Fucking media.
I actually think that communists - as retarded as this may sound - are very easy to convince of a proper socially conservative society in some ways, especially since both rely on some sense of a community.
As you say, a Macron victory ruins France forever.
I think that Corbyn will stay on, yes. Most rational (there are a few) Labour voters want him out, but the Labour membership has been hijacked by radical socialists.
What are the Maori like as people? A step up from Abos, surely?
the other bloke is not entirely wrong though factory staff were getting 70k a year
>A step up from Abos, surely?
actually they are a step up from negroes
>A step up from Abos, surely?
They could hardly fucking be a step down
They are pretty thick. Vote for their meme Maori party that floods the country with more immigrants that they complain about.
I agree, actually. I know how silly we both sound, but right now communism is hijacked by hippies. Socially conservative communism with controlled borders? I could back that if there were no better options.
He will be worse than Hollande, no idea how that's possible but he just will be.
Good. Probably the sensible Labour voters will leave. Hopefully they don't come to the conservatives and make it center left.
Oh, much better than Abos, I doubt anything could be worse. A lot of Maoris actually vote NZF, believe it or not
guezz, (((I wonder who wrote this)))
Fuck Cadbury I dont care about them, i stopped buying their products years ago. If you support Whittakers you are by extension supporting the Islamization of New Zealand. I last went to Dunedin about 5 years ago and it was going off, and they have thousands of jobs listed on seek.
yeah, they are piss poor quality candidates. if i lived in Mt Albert i wouldnt have bothered to vote.
>t. Martyn Bradbury
Unions are corrupt and brought it on themselves. see-meanwhile what have they actually done for kiwi workers in the last few decades? where were the unions when all the jobs went overseas or were filled by migrants? they were handing themselves bonuses with the workers money and too busy sipping champagne in Wellington with their progressive Labour party friends to care.
>As far as the migrant workers at Whittackers Porirua factory
what are you takling about all the boongas in porirua are now local
my opinion on them brown bastards is that we should bring back dawn raids
wages cost 20 million while profit was only 9 million meaing they should have cut wages by half roughly and down to 40k which is normal market rate for unskilled labour then they could have stayed with more profit and the factory would remain open
>it was going off, and they have thousands of jobs listed on seek.
Too right mate. National has abandoned regional NZ, the hard working people there. They simply don't fucking care. They left everywhere outside Auckland and Wellington for dead.
>they were handing themselves bonuses with the workers money and too busy sipping champagne in Wellington with their progressive Labour party friends to care.
Literally this.
A thousand times this, Kirk and Muldoon had it right on the money
That, and I think that communists are probably more well intentioned than neoliberals, just incredibly deluded.
The fact that Hollande is at about 15% approval says a lot.
The sensible Labour voters are mostly patriotic and socially conservative, but just economically left.
Maoris also seem to have a culture beyond drinking petrol.
>Maoris also seem to have a culture beyond drinking petrol.
except they have now demanded we all become maoris and follow their culture
>Unions are corrupt and brought it on themselves.
Because skilled work demands higher pay? someone failed economy 101
in case you missed it, cadburys is shit because they're paying fucktards less who don't know what they're doing.
>Because skilled work demands higher pay? someone failed economy 101
it was not skilled work though
I can't stand neoliberals myself. A key tenet of neoliberalism is mass immigration. There wasn't much of that behind the Iron Curtain.
That high? I thought it was at 9% myself.
The Labour Party here was like that until the 70s, if I lived before then I would have been a Labour supporter for sure. NZF these days is like that- hence a lot of their support comes from the pre neoliberal Labour vote. How do we fix the Labour Party?
That is true. If they didn't shove it down our throats, however, that would be nice
any fellow Christchurch friends?
I'm from there originally
>The Labour Party here was like that until the 70s
white working class is extremly small in nz since we have less whites as a percentage of pop. take auckland for example more whites would be earning over 100k there compared to the amount who are earning under 35k
I am pretty friendly with a few socialists because they differ from me economically but not on all that many social issues. They're rare, mind you, but many see the need for actual immigration control if their economic doctrine is to work.
I mean, at least France's options aren't as bad as Germany's.
The way to fix the Labour Party here is to kill both it and the Conservative Party, and to split into two new parties - a proper left wing one, and a proper right wing one, maybe with a neoliberal one so the other two don't get infected by the cancer. That way, we don't have political corpses propping one another up.
I don't understand that mentality from Maoris. Surely they should be happy to coexist since whites built the society in which they live?
It's essentially been replaced with boongas. Although it's funny to see Labour is getting fucked in the ass with immigrant demographics (gooks) even though they started mass immigration in the first place
they forgot that gooks here want to go full ancap
>I don't understand that mentality from Maoris. Surely they should be happy to coexist since whites built the society in which they live?
no cause wez stole der land. even though tribes like tainui have $13,000 of assets per member
The fact is, most of the land you 'stole' was likely unused.
no it was being used and productive but we had to confiscate it for them rebelling against the crown otherwise the other punishment would be hanging 100,000 maoris
Most of my NZF friends are like this, economically left wing (very left wing in some cases) however we share a common hatred of political correctness and liberalism. If the left was like that, they would never have been a problem.
Haha, good point. The AfD has hit a ceiling, but Le Pen could win if something big happens. Something big happened in Germany (truck attack) and the Germans still refuse to awaken. Sad really, I'm of partially German ancestry and it's a shame to see what it has become.
I couldn't agree more. However, this must have First Past the Post else the neoliberals will get into coalition with one of those two parties and enforce their agenda that way, they're a crafty bunch, I will give them that.
Funny you say that, most would probably favour that but a vocal minority are retarded. It was supposed to be us and them, not us, them and every fucker under the sun
Also a lot of them escaped from communism and don't want a relapse of it
There's a big disparity between what people say and think, and what they vote, sadly. I talk regularly to people immigration and about 60-70% of people over 25 have pretty strong views on it, but they still vote for the same shit every election.
Germany can choose between Angela Merkel and someone who is somehow even more pro-EU.
We've got FPTP on a constituency system, but New Zealand's system still occasionally confuses me. It could work here, though my expertise doesn't go quite so far when it comes to NZ.
It could even be like an England/Scotland thing where the average man on the ground enjoys the banter between the two groups, sees the former rivalry and continues that on in stuff like sports, but nothing for. It wouldn't be quite the same since race then becomes an 'issue' for some, but 'WE WUZ OPPRESSED' shit will always prevail here.
>We've got FPTP on a constituency system,
we had FPTP until 93 and i want it back because all our governments used excuses that they don't have a majority so they don't have to do anything
Can you explain your current system a bit better for me?
about 71 electorates out 120 are normal electorates like FPP which you vote for the MP to represent you then you also have a party vote to vote for which party you want this means that the greens might not win any electorates but get 10% of the party vote meaning the extra MPs known as list mps will be given to the greens so the become 10% of the parliament