8 years confirmed

8 years confirmed.

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Looks like an Egg Swastika

wtf i love don now

Quadruple doubles.

Nice.

hi CNN how are you today?

The witch spell backfired hard.

praise... KEK!!!!

"Are eggs the new hate food of the alt-right?"

CNN

Nice trips

4 / 8
>We must secure a
>HEIL

>Looks like an Egg Swastika

Former Trump supporter here. Honesty funny watching this guy fry. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get his hands on the toast and butter.

Heil Hitler!

I wish

Kind of looks like a swastika.

DUB YOKERS CONFIRMED

kek

First milk, now eggs, clearly bacon is since it triggers muslims; we got the best breakfast folks.

When you ask KEK for something you receive double

holy kek

FUCKING QUADS

PRAISE KEK

no beans, no sausage, no hash browns, no grilled tomato wtf are you doing cunt?

I'm at a loss here.

I just want my saturday doubles

The yellow represents the Japanese: Honorary whites

Isn't this a good luck symbol in quite a few cultures?
the odds of this happening 4 times in a row are crazy small.

!

Sure....

THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE CHICKENS THAT ARE MAKING THE EGGS DOUBLES

Checked

!

9/10
should have used "crash and fry" for that last point.

HEIL YOLKLER!

!!

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eggs yolks are pure fat.

No it's baby chicken slushy

wtf why are american egg yolks yellow?

?

>pan
>nice and cold

!

Chances of one egg with 2 yolks: 3%
Chances of four eggs with 2 yolks: 0.0001%

SHADILAY

Kek truly is a generous god

Older eggs lose their orange hue. By the time we buy them at the market, they're probably about 5 days old.

!!!?

Wtf they cook their own food? What are they, peasants?

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kek

That's disgusting man.

t. living right next to a chicken and duck farm

I grew up on a farm and my dad always would throw out any double yokes and to this very day, I do the same thing. They're not good for you.

Good job!

Shiiiiiit

Wish: Granted

UH OHHHHH

Praise kek

>President Trump doubles world food supply and ends world hunger

THE WITCHES MAGIC WORKED PERFECTLY!

Oddly enough, i got a whole carton of double yolk eggs save for one. Kinda creeped me out.

make this the headline of your news network. i dare you.

No, that's 48

>Daniel (Radcliffe) Hitler

reference.com/food/mean-open-double-yolk-egg-c142c3db3c53f81c
>Seen as good fortune in Wicca
10/10 job last night ladies.

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Its the Sup Forums logo.

He's /ourguy/

loss.jpg

They taste alright, obviously fresher eggs taste better. I live on the edge of suburbia and a rural community, so I can drive a few minutes myself to get the good stuff.

>8 years

>beans for breakfast
Well, I'm #Triggered

EIN YOLK

You where blessed with the eggs of a double chicken

he's lying. eggs don't carry twins

the whole family is full of corrupt fucking liars

Thank you kek

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88

silly nigger. because of temperature and not being faggots

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>spoopy
witnessed...

Real life get

checked

>grilled tomato
completely pointless

>irl palis

THANKS MEME MAGIC

Proud of you

Wut?

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kek wills it

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This pic is fucking amazing

Trump confirmed nazi

hahahhahah

Or they are poisoned

That's 9, but send it to HuffPo anyway.

Johnny Cash song there.

I'm woke now

>tfw literal sign from God

1 in 1000
Chances of opening 4 double yolk eggs in a row are 1 in 1000000000000 (one trillion)

>nods respectfully towards you

"Hitler loved eggs"- Buzzfeed

CNN is here

>farm
Say no more.

American ((("""""eggs"""""")))