By random chance, you've acquired a Death Note

By random chance, you've acquired a Death Note.

What would this mean for politics? Would you shape the world in your vision?

I'd use it to kill Perfect Cell.

I'd use it to kill OP

But you couldn't you have to know the name and the face of a person to kill

day of reckoning where every up their own ass celebrity, leftist, anchor, and politician and as many deep state/ jewshill operatives as I can dame all go up simultaneously via human combustion at the same time on the same day.

Jews, muslims, ghetto blacks, "progressive" liberals.

>Schlomo Goldstein
>David Goldberg
>Daniel Steinberg

You could cause mass chaos by just having the entire cast of Dear White People die in separate car wrecks. People would suspect foul play and I"m sure some would be found.

What a pathetic murder fantasy.

"I want to kill those who disagree with me!" Is literally commie tier reasoning. No one deserves death just for expressing their thoughts and opinions.

Nah, going for "silent act of god" angle.

george soros...

>"I want to kill those who disagree with me!"
said every human that ever existed

I work for the NSA

I think you misunderstand what I meant: They, or maybe even (((They))), would find someone to blame.

>everybody
>asteroid
>90 seconds from now
fuck off back to Sup Forums

Someone getting the death note would just be a win for the spies/deep state because nobody knows who they are.

can't do that, chap

What are you, Muslim? No wonder your part of the world is absolute shit. Can't even go through basic disagreements without the impulsive need to kill.

kek knows

I'm not your chap you bargain-bin Pole

All Marxists would drop dead like flies and see the Second Renaissance happen with no Marxism or islam

That would only work if you wrote in "Mr. Perfect Cell"

I'd be a petty bitch and kill my friends bf every time she gets one and make her think she's cursed.

Yea I'd fuck off all the mudslimes for a start

Anyone read Buzzati?
In "La Lezione del 1980", each new year's eve, the most powerful man on earth suddenly dies.
I would do like so and witness many keks being had.

Make eye deal.
Acquire transportation to Detroit and Chicago.
Bring a lot of pens

Congrats you stopped one of his hearts.

If someone can cook up and shill some crazy theory as to why people all over the world suddenly burst into flames at the exact same time and then blame it on Trump, I'd honestly be interested to see that shit.

I would use it to get monetary and sexual favors. Fuck the world.

Probably just open a phone book and start writing all the names a to z. I don't watch Asian cartoons, but you write someone's name and they die right? Yeah I'd just write everyone's name. Go on facebook and just start writing names of friends and friends of friends until there's virtually no one left. There will be some people left sure and I will take them out myself if I cross paths in the new empty ghostworld.

Where is the jewish and Muslim registry when you need one

the sex offender registry would get empty with allot of fun deaths. Chester the molester would be dying while shooting up a mosque.

It'd be useless. If you know their name, they're a puppet. The actual people in charge purposefully avoid the public eye.

>t. "DEMS R REAL RACISTS" cuckservative

You also have to know their face

You need a picture too, so a phonebook won't help. If you misspell a name 3 times you die instead, so Facebook won't help.

You're lying to yourself if you never had even the faintest thought of killing someone.

>FACEbook
Phone book was a bad idea anyway as most people don't even have landlines

I would spend the next 4 years carefully researching the names of all globalists with more than a million dollars.
I would write in their deaths to all occur simultaneously on election day 2020.
After that I don't care if anyone figures out it was me.

4 times not three

WOW LOOK AT THIS ANIME PRO SO FUCKING COOL FUCK YOU

No one in the mosque would die as a result of the shooting though. Unless you have their names and faces too.

If killing crosses your mind over a non-threatening situation, you honestly need psychiatric help and need to spend less time browsing Sup Forums and Reddit

Trump and Pence

Thought about killing myself while reading this just to escape your nagging

No, everyone has those kinds of thoughts.

Having those thoughts and acting on them are two separate things.

>psychiatric help
And give Dr. Noseberg more shekels for co-pay worthless drugs addictive drugs. I think not.

Your subconscious mind is not driven my morality as one of my favorite Jewish psychologists once noticed.
Id, superego, and ego. Look up these terms if you are not already familiar with them.

Be my guest.
Troubled Children that have faced trauma maybe. I highly doubt most people legitimately about think that killing on an impulsive level like they would sex or consuming

Random question, what's your job?

Ao in one breath you dismiss psychology as a Jewish conspiracy science that shouldn't be taken seriously, but in the next you're telling me to look up psychiatric terms from the same science.

Why should I believe you if you can't even be consistent with the advice you're giving me?

"God, sometimes I just want to kill him." People commonly say that or a variant of that but rarely do people act on it.

What's yours? Assuming youre not a data mining agent.

Killing Jews only works when you spell their name in Hebrew

you don't see to understand the difference between psychologists and psychiatrists

hmmm.


anyway, i'd keep it just in case SHTF, but wouldn't use it normally.

The people who legitimately think like that are the dumbasses who think it's a good idea to start getting mad and swinging fists at difficult high stress situations.

>the human whose name is written in this note shall die
>write in Schlomo Goldstein
>nothing happens
>mfw

I'd write in the names of every single world leader on Earth and every single multibillionare - the method of death would be "Call emergency press conference, confess all your crimes to the world, shoot self in the head"

I make models in 3ds max

So tell me, which professionals are not part of the "conspiracy"?

Manager level Accountant

did you just use a magical notebook given to you by a death god to give him a heart attack?

what is a "death note"?

t. anarchist commie

I would kill humanity ..

Shaping world in my vision just through such kind of tool would be hard as my vision is slightly more ambitious than "kill everyone who disagrees with me". I possibly would go somewhat vigilante though in a way that I'd choose the most destructive and self-serving people. I am not talking politicians whom I'd deem retarded and greedy but leaders of terrorist organisations, dictators proven to be selfish and self-serving, people intentionally targetting others and ruining their lives for personal gain, be it through violence, politics, smear campaigns.

Parker's "with power comes responsibility", as dorky as it may be - is right. Forcing any particular narrative through violence isn't making the world better, it's locking it up in a particular way till you die and it goes to shit on its own.

I figure Kim Jong un falls under this. Imagine all the chaos and death that would befall North Korea of you wrote his name

I don't know what's it in Lithuanian, but I figure it's a nice job

spbp

can the death note parse regular expressions?

by multibillionare I mean (((bankers))), (((investors))), and other assorted financial parasites

those who made their wealth by actually producing something other than debt and """'derivatives"""" would remain untouched

>killing people over politics
I am an user of peace.

If your job gives you satisfaction, it's a nice job in my book no matter what the pay.

Whelp, time for me to learn to write arabic.

Deus vult!

>implying that i would give up eternal life to murder some people
have you even seen this weeb trash cartoon?

you have to upgrade to edeathnote
or maybe it's already in emacs

mine doesn't, but it's not like I can complain, I make more money than 99% people here in Lithuania considering the average wage is 380 euros per month

kill Martin Schulz

sacrifices have to be made for our beliefs

actually, it wasn't really made clear what happens to human users after they die, other than they won't go to heaven or hell.

not gonna happen

Except they don't express their thoughts and opinions, they use violence, debt and genocide to exterminate us. If they would express themselves, we'd be able to have a conversation and then we'd find out they don't care and want to kill us.

> Writes Cell
> Cell isn't human
> Nothing happens

>Responding to the repeal of the 14th, 16th, and 19th Amendments, Barrack Obama shouts Fuck Trump and Fuck white people before self-immolating in public

oh, that's right

M-x death-note

in regards to your pic
the word you're looking for would be infidel
a heretic would be someone who believes in the proper god, but does it wrong - aka protestant traitor scum or orthodox splitters

It's made very clear that there is no afterlife, you aren't giving up anything.

>during a live broadcast Don Lemon cryptically states, "We must learn to bend the knee." before stabbing himself to death in the neck with his pen.
>all CNN personalities (sans those who are vocal Trump supporters) die in a variety of ways
>Arianna Huffington stabbed to death by a radical Islamist
>Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg shot in broad daylight in public by a rabbi
>Richard Spencer shot in broad daylight in public by a rabbi
>Jeb Bush chokes to death on tortilla chip
>George Soros wires all his money to Sam Hyde and commits suicide
>see CNN but replace with The Huffington Post
>see CNN but replace with Buzzfeed
>see CNN but replace with Jezebel
>see CNN but replace with The New York Times
>Keith Olbermann jumps to his death while screaming, "Resistance is useless!"

No Heaven lad ?

I'd kill my ex-girlfriend for destroying me emotionally. I was in love, but it turned to contempt. Now I have become a seagull of solitude, I scour the seas alone, with regret as my wings.

I made my heart a cottage and invited this woman in. Slowly but surely, the hateful hag tore down the walls and burned the life of love that I had hoped for down to the ground. She left me as a smouldering husk of a person, a creature who trusts neither man nor beast. The fruit of life is eternally bitter for me, would that I could unleash a torrent of suffering on this planet to rival the pain from her barbs through my heart and the savage destruction of her wily word weapons

>world literally turning to shit thanks to the liberal agenda
>basic disagreements
I wish I was super mature like u

"Angela Merkel and Hillary Clinton are killed at the same time by Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin in a fistfight"

I'd just open Wikipedia, select "Category:Living people" and keep writing down in the note every single one of them, with some very uncommon and funny way to die, like "choked on his own sperm".

They'd either go batshit insane and star accusing people of assassination and sabotage (well, the former would be technically correct, just not in the way they think), set up a body double and then have him "retire" or just have someone else take over.

>Ruth Bader Ginsburg is hacked to death by a legal Mexican immigrant screaming 'Death To America

Does anyone know about the syntax for the Death Note?

Can I define a function for the cause of death and call it with a keyword in later entries?

Ask a shinigami

...

>Kim Jong Un launches nukes at x country and then shoots himself

The Rothschilds are real and they aren't puppets. You could end their line.

He's talking about the anime

I wonder if that thing accepts asterisks..

In that case:

*stein
*witz
*berg

etc.. You get the idea.

I would start killing members of the 1% until they agreed to divide up their money and institute full socialism.