Don't smoke

>don't smoke
>don't drink alcohol
>don't do drugs
>don't take medicine unless necessary

>don't eat food with added sugar
>don't drink soda
>don't drink coffee
>don't drink fruit juice
>don't eat processed foods
>don't eat candy
>don't drink sparkling water

>don't watch porn
>don't masturbate
>don't sleep around
>don't put pussy on a pedestal

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I don't get it can someone explain this guy?

Don't live in your car

Why not masturbate & drinking coffee ? I don't see how those 2 would be degenerate

It's Varg Vikernes, look it up

>don't drink alcohol
Next you'll say don't eat pork, and fuck goats

Varg literally killed a guy, why is he the "moral high ground" meme?

What's wrong with coffee and sparkling water?

>don't smoke
>don't drink coffee
Both proven methods to raise test levels. Confirmed numale shill

Killing people isn't always bad. For instance, if someone is about to kill you, killing them is not actually bad. So why is what he did bad? Can you prove it?

Forgot to list "don't get banned on Sup Forums"

_ NOT _ _ POLITICS _

Wow I don't do all of these I guess Catholics really are the master race checkmate Varg.

>dont drink coffee
>dont masturbate
no go fuck yourself

BORING

>don't remember how to play very simplistic music you wrote, because you spent so much time in prison

>>don't drink coffee
>>don't masturbate
There is nothing wrong with drinking coffee and masturbating

Autistic arsonist murderer that fled from his homeland and now larps as medieval french citizen.

He's unemployed and on a bunch of terror watchlists since he tries to bomb shit from time to time. He also has a vlog where he thinks people would care about his nu-paganism if christianity magically disappeared. He also writes Death metal songs which lyrics consists of ~30 different words.

this is all correct but that guy is fucking retarded

>don't drink coffee
>don't drink fruit juice
Will probably never kick coffee.

>don't watch porn
>don't masturbate
The struggle.

Choose life.

Checked

Also fuck off jew

...

What's wrong with coffee?

He has a wife

Stop caring about how others think you should live.

How do I get this? Not asking for a friend but for me.

>"hurr I am not Christian"
>Continues to act like a Christian

I'm not saying he's a bad dude, but it's just a bit odd.

fuck u op, I like fruit juice.

> kill children if they are a burdern
> kill eldery if they are a burdern
> dont respect anyone in the slightest, if they are not your close blood relatives

>dont drink coffee

unlike varg i have a job

What's wrong with sparkling water?

>don't do anything that makes life worth living
>just give over your mental and physical capabilities to some whore who doesn't appreciate you and will leave you a broken shell of a man

I will eat sugar cane.

caffeine is a drug that alters your senses.

You're not actually this retarded are you, Sven?

KEK

He is neopagan, a larping jew, that undermines christian white culture.

im literally unironically going to do all of that starting now

>don't drink alcohol

Try and fucking stop me. Your ancestors would spit on you for saying such blasphemy.

Are you asking for a...quick rundown?

Cuck.thegame.

Lurk less
Get out

Coffee is degenerate because you're being socialized into drinking it, especially in the workplace, while it doesn't really have a positive effect on your performance.
How many people do you know who drink their coffee black? Not many probably. People add sugar, sweetener, milk or other stuff to it to make it drinkable for them.
Tea is superior in every way.

Sparkling water is only not degenerate if you carbonate it yourself without using soda stream.
It's also bad for your teeth.

I am doing all of this except I sometimes take 200mg caffeine pills, and sometimes a cup of coffee. Outside of sports it is kinda degenerate though so yea. But caffeine is a good stimulant just as creatine is.

Below 200mg doesnt provoke a cortisol response either.

Should we also ban tea then ?

Only thing I can't do here is not drinking coffee, that stuff is the nectar of gods.

can I still pick my nose and eat my boogers?

How to be healthy 101. Completely agree

I got all of it except coffee and pussy on a pedestal.

What's wrong with coffee?

>don't drink alcohol

most good but im not gonna agree with this

>missing the point
Varg is an off-grid activist, a survivalist, unless you follow through with his lifestyle he won't accept you

You forgot
>don't kill people

I don't do none of those things except eating food that is processed and has sugar, and masturbating w porn once in a while. Am i at an acceptable hermit level for our dear Vikangz larper?

to add to that, here is the article

examine.com/supplements/caffeine

>300 mg or less wont evoke a cortisol response

so caffeine is small dosages is not degenerate.

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Fuck you limey their banter was great and the whole series is why I even got into science as a career.

>How many people do you know who drink their coffee black?
A lot of (male) people. Tea is good for relaxation, coffee in moderation is good for performance.

I want to like Varg but he's wrong about a lot of shit, and he acted pretty negrotic in his youth. In his latest video he makes the case that the only people reproducing are alpha males, which is nonsense. Fertility is inversely correlated with IQ statistically and we all know the people having the most kids are welfare leeches, third worlders and white trash. Nature doesn't make the distinction between effective, "good", moral or "alpha", only who survives, which is not only vastly different from those things but often totally opposite.

If you can't have fun without the use of substances you got a problem

Oh no. The jobless nobody convict doesn't accept me. Whatever shall I do.

This list has been added onto, the original commandments from 2016 AD were don't' watch anime and don't fap or drink.

This isn't original vargism, this is a corrupted form of vargism from 2017 AD.

NOT THE REAL THING

You're a fucking Scandinavian, everybody here is boring as fuck while sober.

Substanenses substain me!!!!!! I am normie

that's not my point.
why the fuck does this white nigger even care? who the fuck is this mongoloid cavemonkey that he thinks he GETS to tell me jackshit?

it's retarded self-proclaimed "idealists" like this why nobody takes you faggots serious.

t. High test lung cancer patient

You are a weeb English teacher*

>don't eat carbohydrates
>don't eat simple carbs
>don't drink dairy
>don't eat pork
>don't eat red meat
>don't play video games
>don't comment under videos
>don't promote capitalism
>don't represent religion
>don't acknowledge the state of israel


That's about all, peace out.

HIIT, lifting weights, losing weight, eliminating sugar from your diet and eating healthy fats will all raise test levels and yet you choose slowly killing yourself over all this.

Weak willed faggot detected.

>don't masturbate

Enjoy your prostate cancer.

I don't condone his murder at all and it's the main thing that holds me back from giving up my reservations and being a faggy YouTube fanboy of his, but to be completely fair, Euronymous was a commie antifa cliche faggot cunt and he would go around making death threats to people himself. It was all hot air of course, but he wasn't a saint himself.

I don't believe for a second that Varg's killing of him was in self defence but clearly was some stupid BLACK METAL one-upmanship. That whole Norwegian black metal scene was fucking AIDS and an embarrassment to white people, frankly.

Also, he claims to hate Christians and the like for supplanting the pagan European religions with their own and building their own monuments and temples of worship over ancient pagan worship sites, but then the fucker goes and burns a nearly thousand year old church to the ground. I'm not a Christian but if you can't at least have reverence for a piece of historic architecture whilst bitching about the above then you're just a cunt.

German cuck

Have fun with your cardiovascular destruction

I agree with everything, except :

>Don't drink alcohol
Getting drunk is degenerate but there's nothing wrong with enjoying a nice trappist beer or a glass of wine once in a while, but I guess that's not something a barbarian would understand

>Don't drink coffee
There's literally nothing wrong with coffee

>Don't masturbate
Only applies if you have a wife/gf.

>don't eat pork
>don't acknowledge the state of israel
SALEEL AL SAWARIM

Find new friends then..

Checked. But what is wrong with pushing people to be healthy? Are you mongoloid because you push people to be as healthy as you can be? I don't get it

why is it bad your the teeth?

>Coffee is degenerate because you're being socialized into drinking it,
>social pressure is a bad thing
Marxist detected, muh soshul constructs
>How many people do you know who drink their coffee black? Not many probably. People add sugar, sweetener, milk or other stuff to it to make it drinkable for them.
Nothing to do with coffee and there's literally nothing wrong with adding milk or half&half to your coffee

>Tea is superior in every way.
One lump or two?

>Dude the oil will run out lmao

Why would I listen to some guy who lives in a car and doesn't have a job?

Either way he did his time and hasn't run about murdering anyone since.

No, tea is good. Just make sure it isn't loaded with pesticides.

You're drear people even when intoxicated.

Varg makes some good points.

What's wrong with sparkling water? I like the bubble

nah fuck off weirdo cunt

Carbonic acid eats aways your teeth's enamel.

>when the permaculture so good the ZOG raid your vegetable patch

>>don't drink fruit juice
why?

it's plain-as-day retarded to assume that your ideals sit above someone else's ideals.
varg is so deep in the closet that he thinks eating fruits might make him look gay, even though he always crawls back to his russian boyfriend.

i don't get this mindset. since when does sexual orientation define masculinity? what could possibly manlier than not hanging out with bitches, but rather with bros?
he's a lost cause, a psychopath, a murderer, etc. take a pick.

in short, varg is a white nigger.

>mfw i agree with you
killing somebody who planned to kill you is wrong

I do all of those and my health is fucked up.
Fuck off.

> Christianity white culture
> Turn another cheek and be a beta cuck

Sounds right hahahaha

Yes goy. Pay (((rent))) It's what all the millennials are doing.

>christian white culture deriving from a book written by jews
Varg told me to stop hating slavs so i'm just not going to go there but... fuck you.

Hello Satan. Nice trips.
>have long list of things you can't do
>match it up against islam
>fucking no difference except pork
Yeah, nah. I drink my coffee black and I think I'll keep doing that.

Why no juice

When are the fucking mods going to start handing out bans for these stupid fucking threads? It's worse than the alien thread...

can we maybe get a list of things we CAN do, acorrding to Varg "murderer" Vikernes?
That would be a short and concise list.

>don't drink dairy

>christcucks feeling superior to one of the most influential musicians in the last 100 years because they are wagecucks

there are at least hundreds of thousands of musicians out there who's favourite music is Burzum

Mods are massive fags. They also deleted the gaming journalism scandals because "muh raids" but they don't delete yoube downvote threads. And they didn't delete other ayylien and RP threads until that very moment.

If they deleted that pic you can bet your ass there was something legit about it.

Watch his """"hunting"""" video. He goes for a hike one day and knows nothing about hunting. Everything he does is LARPing. He can't even garden worth a shit.