Brit/pol/ - Paul "Toddler Gobbler" Nuttall Edition

>'We're winning!' Nigel Farage sends US crowd wild as he hails Donald Trump's victory and Brexit as 'the beginning of a great global revolution'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4257642/We-winning-Nigel-Farage-sends-crowd-wild.html

>Tories in historic by-election Copeland win as Labour holds Stoke
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39064149

>UKIP's defiant leader Paul Nuttall clings on
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4255524/Ukip-leader-Paul-Nuttall-clings-despite-Stoke-defeat.html

>Jeremy Corbyn Must 'Think Long And Hard' About 'Devastating' Copeland Defeat
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/baroness-smith-jeremy-corbyn-think-long-and-hard-about-devastating-copeland-by-election-defeat-tony-blair-nuclear-power-trident_uk_58b04555e4b060480e07094f?ir=UK Politics&utm_hp_ref=uk-politics

>Unison Boss Condemns Jeremy Corbyn For 'Disasterous' Labour Copeland Loss
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/jeremy-corbyn-copeland-byelection-unison-union_uk_58b0342de4b0780bac285f42?ir=UK Politics&utm_hp_ref=uk-politics

> Nigel Farage 'frightened' to go outside as UKIP is 'demonised'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39078478

Hansard Committee Reports

>The process for exiting the European Union and the Government's negotiating objectives
publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm201617/cmselect/cmexeu/815/81502.htm

>Brexit: the options for trade
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/72/7202.htm

>Brexit: future UK–EU security and police cooperation
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/77/7702.htm

>Brexit: UK-Irish relations
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/76/7602.htm

>European Scrutiny Committee - Wednesday 1 February 2017
parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/0d6145fa-5329-426d-8300-8eda8f215184

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bbc.co.uk/religion/religions/islam/history/slavery_1.shtml
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Thanks for completely fucking over the country.

>Muh immigration

Did you realise that European migrants are net contributors to the UK? No.

Did you realise that we have an opt-out on taking in any refugees? No.

So now that we've completely bankrupted the completely baseless arguments against immigration, let's move on to the wonderful idea of getting our contributions back.

>Muh contributions

Speaking of which, do you realise that once we account for the expected GDP loss as a result of being outside the Single Market, we will lose a greater amount of wealth overall even accounting for receiving back our contributions? No. So no benefit there either.

>Muh sovereignty

Did you realise that the vast majority of our laws are written by unelected bureaucrats? Yes. Not in the EU, though. In the Civil Service. And you have no greater sway on that than in the EU.

>Muh Turkey

The UK has a veto on that, so if we don't want it, it doesn't have to happen.

>Muh EU Army.

The UK has a veto on that as well.

>Muh sinking Eurozone ship and bailouts.

Did you realise that the EU passed laws to fully insulate the UK from ever having to provide financial assistance to the Eurozone states?

No. Obviously not. Because if you did know these things, you would not have voted for what amounted to a pointless, expensive, destructive act of mass idiocy.

So what did Brexit actually achieve then?

>-20% on the value of the pound.

So, in essence, all you have achieved is to make Britain substantially poorer and to throw our entire future into a state of total uncertainty without anything, ANYTHING to show for it.

Thanks, Brexiteers.

Just what the fuck was his problem?

autism desu

twitter.com/jacekmiedlar

He lived in fear and awe of his far superior brother.

t. YKTD

>Last year, Miedlar was accused of calling Jews a “cancer” who had “swept Poland” during one address to a far-right rally in Białystok, north-eastern Poland, although prosecutors later absolved him of alleged hate-speech offences.

amp.theguardian.com/world/2017/feb/25/far-right-polish-priest-jacek-miedlar-detained-at-stansted-airport

He's our pole.

Lefties fucking hate the poles if they disagree politically with them. Laughable.

W-wish us luck with our game against France, Anglo-senpais.

>swept poland

Using a broom is literally a hate crime now? What the fuck. What if I like having dust free floors? Does that make me a vile Nazi?

Lefties here hate Poles if they do non-unionised labour.

Lost £100 on the horses today, lads.

Why are local election candidates promoting themselves based on national and not local issues?

Good luck Ivory Coast!

Nationalists get OUT.

Brit/pol/ is neoliberal now

I reckon it's time for you to go to bed mate

Potatoes>Croissants
Irish alcoholism>French alcoholism

You'll do fine, mate.

Thank you Georgia!

>neoliberalism
>stable monogamy

hmm

Shitposters never sleep.

On how many bets?

>Potatoes>Croissants

And I thought Aussie shitposting was just a meme

Wtf I like Aussies now.

5

Nigey

I hope you both lose

You aren't lucky user stop gambling. You could have a lot more fun with £100 than paying £20 to watch 5 races

Shitposting is enshrined in our constitution. It in no mere meme, sir.

Reverse is true in Ireland, TDs(MPs) spend way more time in their local constituencies, than the Dáil(Parliament).

British politics cares more about the greater good of the UK, at the expense of local areas. Irish politics cares more about potholes in Co. Clare than the well-being of Ireland nationally.

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You don't really mean that senpai??

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Why not bet on politics?
Much more fun.

>put £20 on Trump
>won £104 + deposit
>mfw paddypower paid all Hillary betters days after I placed my bet

Wales on suicide watch desu.

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Cheers Paddy.

Remember friends, behund every Aussie shitpost is a lonely Australian desperate to be liked, welcome, and above all, relevant.

Evil, dirty Canadians just want to hurt your feelings.

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>It's misleading to use phrases such as 'Islamic slavery' and 'Muslim slave trade', even though slavery existed in many Muslim cultures at various times, since the Atlantic slave trade is not called the Christian slave trade, even though most of those responsible for it were Christians.
>Islam treated slaves as human beings as well as property
>Unlike the Western slave trade, slavery in Islam was not wholly motivated by economics.


State of this...

bbc.co.uk/religion/religions/islam/history/slavery_1.shtml

>Annex the stars for the British Empire
The absolute madman

;_:

>Islam treated slaves as human beings as well as property

>These harems might be guarded by eunuchs, men who had been enslaved and castrated.

How do they manage to write this shit

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hold me lads

a (you) could save an aussies life

give generously

Why is the german national anthem so superior to ours?

>Goldman Sachs
Still laughing at the fact they suffered a 1-in-14-universes probability loss every day for about a week during the financial crisis.
The banking system is fucking insane. (Or, the model was shit and had no correlation whatsoever with reality.)

Don't understand "Freedom through inflation" though. The entire reason neoliberalism wormed it's way in when it did was on the basis of "muh fixing inflation", with a change in central-bank policy towards inflation targeting as the main aim.

Is the pepeposter here? Can I have your smug English pepe?

>Unlike the Western slave trade, slavery in Islam was not wholly motivated by economics.

It's almost as if there were an explicit religious assurance to it.

>muh brexit saved us
Why are the british so fucking stupid?

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How do Brits feel about Farage fucking off and trying to be a Fox News contributor? Do they feel cucked at all?

Not him but I have some Smug British Pepe's if you want me to post them

REEEE someone post it

Nah got all those lad

Does it mention that most of its abolishers were Christian?

Also,
>Slavery in Islam was not wholly motivated by economics

So it was just pure racist subjugation then?

>the city of islam

Bet 100 quid on trump, won 300.
Also bet on le pen and wilders to win.
bet on ukip winning stoke a day before the media shitstorm

UKIP was done the moment we won.

He was a cheeky bastard sewing a sad story of wanting to give his family peace from his politics, and then doing this. He's a flawed man but still a hero.

>muh money
Did you realise there are more important things than money? Like protecting the future of our nation, race and children: all things the EU wants to destroy.

>Unlike the Western slave trade, slavery in Islam was not wholly motivated by economics
>they also used them as sex slaves too
Fuck me, and we're meant to think positively of that?

>While Islamic law does allow slavery under certain conditions, it's almost inconceivable that those conditions could ever occur in today's world, and so slavery is effectively illegal in modern Islam. Muslim countries also use secular law to prohibit slavery
>the fact it's 'inconceivable' apparently explains away the real life slavery happening
>even though all the gulf states openly use slave labour imported Indians etc.

Why does the identity of the working class endure so strongly in those who aren't working class?

>Islam banned the mistreatment of slaves - indeed the tradition repeatedly stresses the importance of treating slaves with kindness and compassion
desu Oscar Wilde was right.
>the worst slave-owners were those who were kind to their slaves, and so prevented the horror of the system being realised by those who suffered from it, and understood by those who contemplated it

although if we could enslave Blairites in the coal mines that'd be great.

You won't get any response to this, pol is in flat out denial mode over Brexit.

>ywn explore the universe in HMS Rhodes

To quote liberals: Ugh.

I'm not sure shitposting Finn-level is going to help either.

brexshit eternally btfo...

Cancer

Lily eternally btfo...

Feels bad man

>114252369
> spoiling the vote exists.

wtf i hate brexit now

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Because people want to identify with a tight knit community they can be proud of, rather than modern middle-class globalist guilt.

Begone nonce
>Potatoes>Croissants
This

Maybe because wages haven't inflated alongside the economy, so everyone still feels like poorfags pissing into the wind

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FFS, why would you joke about someone's dead baby? Call me a moralfag but that's way out of order. This is why people hate us

United Kingdom European Union membership referendum, 2016
"Should the United Kingdom remain a member of the European Union or leave the European Union?"

Result:
48%: Remain
47%: Leave
5%: An Independence From Europe - UK Independence Now

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Gosh you're rather mean Shlomo-kun. ;_;

Fuck off Moralfag

Fuck off tony

Delete your anime folder

Don't be nasty to my new Irish friend, please and thank you.

mum insinuating she found my porn somehow desu, been very off with me ever since yesterday

dunno how she would have found any of it, but I am into some kinky shit desu so pretty worrying

She's Welsh anyway

Point being?

ANYCUNT UP ITT LIKE SLIPPING THE MRS THE RODGER ON A SATURDAY NIGHT?

Just start watching it in front of her

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>t. nonce

>A neither option in a two way referendum
Wat? How can you neither remain nor leave the EU (without getting into an ironic newspeak discussion)?

But I just posted Kosher meme. I will MICK a Jewish girl now because of your insults.

desu I think that would be less awkward than my milf/mummy collection

Stop spamming these maps please and thank you

There already is a neither option it's called abstaining, the silly cow.

Thank you Aussie-kun, good to know you have my back.

Watch it in front of her while thousand yard staring her in the eyes.

Never fails. She'll respect you after that.

What else would you call it?

Semantically, it would amount to a don't know.
Although that would really require the option to be "Don't know", and be referred to as a vote for "neither", instead of an option that says "Neither"
Language quickly devolves into newspeak.

The fuck else do you call it?

The Norway model?