Name 1 thing you're jealous about of the country above

Name 1 thing you're jealous about of the country above.

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Too much freedomzzz

niggers

its patriotism

Graveyards full of dead Gaynadians

strip clubs

Fat people

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Good ratio of white women to black men

Holy shit that's word for word what I was gonna write.

you're building a wall

guns

Guns and freedom of speech and cheap booze

probably took that wrong, I am jealous of strip clubs in the country above us... Canada...

Their white male leader

I wish I could be held to such a low standard of oral hygiene.

flag looks like a christmas present

gun laws

Money

Wish we had cocaine that good.

Actual history older than 250 years.

PC hardware costing less.

All the new shows

Crispy Creme

Only slightly cucked silencer regulations.

Lena dunham doesn't live there

The beautiful wildlife and untouched national parks.

Pierogies

i'm not living there yet

Québécois bitches be hot

Would rather have asians than sand people I guess, other than that not sure.

Milo

I would trade our niggers for your gyppos.

Snow on their mountains. We only get hail and sleet

salaries

Basement building skill

Extra-hearty plus-plus-sized bigly-boned """people"""

the cold weather

Clean, cavity-free teeth and minty morning breath

Guns.

Your country tolerates an idiot for a President on a daily basis.

Arranged marriages

Still works

Got a free blowjob in Amsterdam once

Nukes.

Pre-raped bibis

Your amazing president

Everything but the muslims and feminists. GOD DAMNIT SVEN WTF. You have a fucking awesome society that functions beautifully and it seems like a fucking dream and you are just giving it away to savage hordes.

(heavy breathing)

minute chance of being related to uncle Adolf

top fucking kek bro.

the gun laws

4 wives

I wish I could just shit on the street.

Kek holy shit
Nothing

I wish I could rape bitches whenever I want.

Don't have to spend money on a stupid toilet, can just shit outside on the shit streets.

shit schools and paid health care

Loose banking and financial reporting laws

Oh god, i kekd

absolutely nothing.

>that rash on his chest in the pic
How does someone let a rash of that severity just sit there?

Anyway I'm jealous of not being able to hate Muslims publicly like the Indians are able to do.

I wish our Press could be banned and their rights could be revoked. I am tired the press being so critical of our leader. I envy the American govt. A little dictatorship goes far in improving the country's health.

Nothing. You have raced way past us even in the no. of terror attacks and general strife

Your climate

state of economy and general well-being

Snowy Scandinavian paradise

Not being Sweden is a bonus

Guns 8)

Crabfishing

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holy fuck, pajeet, calm down. and say something about Bulglaria at least, i'm baffled

They didn't elect Trudeau

They can still burn a bit more of the fuel left by the previous generations that made their first world life so comfortably complacent

Knowimg what the sun looks like

Cultural history.

Leaving this shitty union.

Your widespread patriotism.

Stroopwaffel

Unfertilized streets

money and civilized people

You can shit on and not afraid of anything

constant fresh breath

Your spaghetti

Your cultural heritage and conservative attitude.

really comfy towns

Healthy food.

But so can you

But you only have two fists paddy

FUCKING GUNS

kangaroos

Everything

kangaroos

chocolate

quads

Trump

French people who aren't really french

Me

removing muslims

Apartheid.

Space

it's not run by merkel

At least you tried.

Making my dad's gorgeous S-Class