Brit/pol/ - (((BBC))) edition

>'We're winning!' Nigel Farage, with no sense of irony, sends US crowd wild as he hails Donald Trump's victory and Brexit as 'the beginning of a great global revolution', ignoring the result of the Stoke-on-Trent Central by-election
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4257642/We-winning-Nigel-Farage-sends-crowd-wild.html

>Tories in historic by-election Copeland win as Labour holds Stoke
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39064149

>UKIP's defiant leader Paul Nuttall clings on
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4255524/Ukip-leader-Paul-Nuttall-clings-despite-Stoke-defeat.html

>Jeremy Corbyn Must 'Think Long And Hard' About 'Devastating' Copeland Defeat
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/baroness-smith-jeremy-corbyn-think-long-and-hard-about-devastating-copeland-by-election-defeat-tony-blair-nuclear-power-trident_uk_58b04555e4b060480e07094f?ir=UK Politics&utm_hp_ref=uk-politics

>Unison Boss Condemns Jeremy Corbyn For 'Disasterous' Labour Copeland Loss
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/jeremy-corbyn-copeland-byelection-unison-union_uk_58b0342de4b0780bac285f42?ir=UK Politics&utm_hp_ref=uk-politics

> Nigel Farage 'frightened' to go outside as UKIP is 'demonised'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39078478

Hansard Committee Reports

>The process for exiting the European Union and the Government's negotiating objectives
publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm201617/cmselect/cmexeu/815/81502.htm

>Brexit: the options for trade
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/72/7202.htm

>Brexit: future UK–EU security and police cooperation
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/77/7702.htm

>Brexit: UK-Irish relations
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/76/7602.htm

>European Scrutiny Committee - Wednesday 1 February 2017
parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/0d6145fa-5329-426d-8300-8eda8f215184

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What's Brit/pol/'s general consensus on varg?

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First for slipping the missus the rodger on a Saturday night.

>all night long

>raised in iraq
>burns churches

Says it all.

Meme Merchant, if he posts the girl then you have to post your face on here with a timestamp

He's a good man with a lot of willpower, but his endgame and goals are shit.

fap id kek

ok deal. But only if its her.

Tryhard irrelevant faggot.

Probably starts 90% of the threads on here about himself like that Molyneux idiot does.

slips his misssus the rodger ever saturday.

>all night long.

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Always tell your mommy when your going someplace.

>No give your Mum a call option
I am disappoint

He's living the dream.

Oops, forgot one

I fucking hate stephen fry. I would love to punch that absolute cunt in the face

Who else punches themselves so hard in the ribs that they get bruises?

Why don't more British men come to America?
You do realize American women have been conditioned from years of Harry Potter and Doctor Who to love British men?
Even the most awkward Brit is suddenly charming when they come to the States

i wouldn't doubt that boy was a former sex slave

I love this country

>Why don't more British men come to America?
Sorry I don't like black chicks

I went to Canada last year and didn't notice girls being particularly keen on me

>Why don't more British men come to America?
I would love to go to America for a crumpet trip

>Sorry I don't like black chicks
Then just stay away from the South and inner cities
well that's Canada

You a sperg or something?

>t. fat sherlock doctor who tumblr girl who wants a posh shag
I know your game, tubs

Reminder that Stephen Fry wrote this:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latin!_or_Tobacco_and_Boys

I don't know.

kek

cus u aint charmin like a real britbong. u prob got a shitty yorkshir accent. u fucking cunt.

Probably because you're not the charming variation of a Brit. You probably have a shit accent; Yorkshire, Liverpool, Manchester or Birmingham. You blithering twat.

>tfw you discover Tommy Robinson was actually just a C I V I C

What's the reason for my aussie buddies slaying in the states just as well?

Kek

>Why don't more British men come to America?

Because it's a fucking nightmare trying to get a visa?

You basically need a job offer from an American company to even stand a chance of getting in.

Stop doing everything

I feel like Tommy is a civic and a zionist because he realises Islam is the biggest threat we face rn

Crocodile Hunter and Hugh Jackman
even if you're just visiting?

Got a Scottish accent, the posh Edinburgh kind

that fucking filename

You need a regional accent. And the more regional and unintelligible the better.

America/Canada are like bizarro world compared to here when it comes to accents.

Start talking loudly in a Glaswegian accent on The Tube here and people move seat because they think you're a violent drunk. Do it in a bar in New York and women will come over and talk to you about it.

Maybe ur ugly, I went canada last year too and girls were treating me much better, i've got semi posh boy semi yorkshire accent

mate i was there last year.

>slipping other blokes missuses the roger left, right, and centre.

i feel sad today

what will be left of europe in a few years?
can anything be saved?

If I come I expect nothing less than this

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We'll be old when war breaks out, it fucks me up, we'll have to be intelligence corps or some shit

I want a traditional Conservative Texan waifu, how do I get one?

>even if you're just visiting?

No, visiting is fine but if you want to stay, you pretty much need a job offer before even getting on the plane. Unlike Mexicans, for example.

well you go to Texas... (or Oklahoma)

Goy your son doesn't like football? He must be a girl cut off his dick it's the right thing to do

>anime posting

Ah yes

Easy.
1.Become Branch Davidian.
2.Avoid Clinton.
3.??????
4.LET FREEDOM RING WITH THE SHOTGUN BLAST

How interesting - previously she just wanted sovereignty to be restored to the Commons, but now she wants a particular outcome.

Its almost as if she's garnering publicity to make a name for herself as a solicitor

that stinks but you can still visit for a month

When are the lords deciding about brexit again?

>Wants to make the lords push for concessions on Brexit

I fucking knew it

All the smug cunts I've argued with claiming her actions just being neutrally about sovereignty.

>mfw

Visa free travel for 90 days

3 months is more than enough time to get a gf

Dunno. It hangs in the balance. It's exciting that way.

Do the one where Heath asked who runs the country.

Had an election
Lost

Miners said
>Not you mate.

And then Thatcher - the dirty bitch - got our economy all undressed and ripe for a financial fucking.

She always wanted a particular outcome, I bet she's a member of British influence. One of Mandelson's troops. Blair and Mandelson same shit different century.

If I jizz inside a burger lass and she spawns a sprog what happens?

youtube.com/watch?v=zP3QpCdyIw4
>"noo imuh bihge sister uhuhu"
>this is the girl brit/pol/ worships

you get deported to Mexico

>Expecting non-engrish from chink toons

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What did Are Nige mean by this?

Can't wait till Brexit starts and she gets deported for treachery.

Is that Prussia hugging Hungary? The actual series is shit, but the fanart can be so fucking based.

I'm the friendly Hetalia poster
anime is all I post

hopefully things will happen soon, with the younger generation being redpilled and all.

I just want to fight what's happening.
I wonder how long we'll be waiting for.

And on that excellent note:


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UNOFFICIAL BRIT/POL THEME

You know it makes sense. Especially with Rimmer.

SMEG
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>tfw economic leftism is associated with progressivism
>tfw if I say I'm a nationalist people assume I'm a libertarian

Brexit cancelled

>tfw saw all this coming
>tfw shit's all fucked up because spent youth trying to figure out why the world was mad, and then acted as a male cassandra trying to warn people of things they were totally blind to and disinterested in
>tfw will be too old to do anything about it when the shitstorm/race war comes
And to top it all off, youngfags will mock me and claim themselves so much wiser than myself, when they've basically just absorbed wholesale the culture that myself and people like me had to forge out of the darkest nihilism of postmodernity

Really pickles my onions
I should just fuck off to Asia desu

Surprised this is even getting news coverage

bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/features/magazine-39077231/39077231

This really grinds my gears desu senpai

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE TERRORIST INCIDENT

It is!
And the series is a bit shit, yeah, but there's some bits that can never fail to make me laugh. I was rewatching the first season on YouTube yesterday.

The fanart and some fanfiction are really good however. I'm currently helping my writer friend edit a story where the axis powers win and it's quite interesting so far.

Well, do you expect most people to see more nuance to nationalism than C I V I C and LITERALLY HITLER?

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>It's cold outside.

Aw. He's having fun. I'm glad. He can walk around here in the states without having to worry about someone attacking him

>which one?

Incidents are like school shootings in America, cunts are just numb now and its business as usual.

>He can walk around here in the states without having to worry about someone attacking him
Yeah, I'm not surprised he's spending so much time over there when shit like this happens to him here

>Unofficial Brit/pol/ Theme
>A bunch of NEETs who do nothing but try to make it through the day only to suffer the next

Quite appropriate I suppose.

Happening fatigue. Textbook.

bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39091858

The only bad thing about Brexit is many fit East Europeans will have to go back. And they charge a decent rate.

>You fucking Leaver monsters didn't think about the Pussy.

Give it to me straight

How bad is the BBC?

is it worse than CNN?

Looks like he's getting tugged off.

>the attacker, described by police as a 35-year-old German "without a migration background"
So he's 2nd gen Turkish Gastarbeiter?

And completely devoid of female contact.

>which would you rather eat, cow shit or sheep shit

Ukros are hotter and cheaper

>he didn't take the Wizzair pill

bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39090334

Exactly. The dystopian future-tech vibe. How Brit/Pol won't be known to many.

Plus the Autistic people with a job. Never forget us.

>Sometimes /Pol is all we have in human contact.

Someone give me something to watch that isn't (((propaganda)))

ah i though you where talking about kabab fires again in refugee housing in Germanistan, not the car driving shootybang in germanistan.

Nor the antifa anarchist riots in Frogistan.

Throw a dart at a map of Europistan and your likely to land on a happening.
When is it can be Deus Vult time please?

Fucking broad question mate. What sort of genre?