/ptg/ President Trump General - The Bird That Killed The Democratic Party Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #5 2/25/17
youtu.be/42HH45leldI
>Pres trump meets Machu Picchu 2/24/17
youtu.be/uyQVZqzUYXU
>Pres Trump signs EO (antiregs) 2/24/17
youtu.be/afRnDUaydIM
>Pres Trump @ CPAC 2/24/17
youtu.be/dXWBcDz3Y68
>Farage @ CPAC 2/24/17
youtu.be/ayXYqH1LaBo
>VP Pence @ CPAC 2/23/17
youtu.be/olbyTQYcIYA
>KAC @ CPAC 2/23/17
youtu.be/lNIF_Jr8MrE
>Bannon/Priebus @ CPAC 2/23/17
youtu.be/BkUPWb_TKS0
>Sheriff Clarke & Betsy Devos @ CPAC 2/23/17
youtu.be/Zvds39FDjQM
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>Savage loves President Trump
youtu.be/PciSGv9qcKs
>Marty McFly lands on our timeline
youtu.be/g5xs4vMx-fM
>Alex Jones gets high with Joe Rogan, redpilling ensues
youtu.be/UZPCp8SPfOM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com/watch?v=kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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Fuck Poland.

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Trump has no chance of being re-elected now that there's a new DNC leader who will guide the Party in the right direction.

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seek help friend

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS???????????????

I like big titties.

They're turning on /ourroach/

Is this true, lads? Is it all over?

>autistic awoo faggot telling others to seek help
Kek
Corporate media is kill

fuck em

MAGA

It's worse than that.

> scientist make models based on assumptions
> coders program computers based on the best approximation of these models they can
> end result can be as close or as distant from reality as the errors baked in the model by either the scientists or the coders

Imagine you have a computer trying to model a marksman shot. You have bullet weight, ballistic equations but you don't have air speed or temperature.

You can model the shot as much as you can and even with a good approximation but there is no way you can model the exact trajectory of the bullet or if it will hit some target.

Now imagine the bullet has to travel 50 years before hitting its target.

That's why climate science is bullshit when they say they can predict 0.06 C increase in temperature for 2030 or such drivel. They can't, they just don't tell you the disclaimer

> assuming our models are correct
> assuming out simulation is correct
> assuming nothing changes

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stupid fucking white people kill yourselves dumb trumptards

He doesn't like circlejerks

He means he beat the media to the punch. Will probably hold rally instead.

we need to meme the fuck out of this for the next week
dems are too low energy to make the split happen

that would be awesome

When exactly is it scheduled?
And the whole thing is some stupid comedy routine anyways, and it would all be attempts to roast him

THAT HE WILL HAVE A RALLY SOMWHERE ON THAT NIGHT.

>Hell, Justice Democrats want to try to primary him out.

Good fucking christ, I can't wait for the hilarious shitshow that the Dem primaries will be.

If the party doesn't split now, it will at the Dem National Convention 2020 - Dixiecrats style. We'll have Booker running against both Trump AND a Pocahontas/Ellison ticket or something.

>this guy doesn't know bout awoos

This image is extremely anti semetic , please delete this immidiately

Popcorn.gif

Here is what would take place, all being prepared since before CNN wasn't invited to something not open to all press

> Spicer blackballs CNN in something irrelevant
> CNN declares they will boycott the correspondent dinner
> "Oh, wow, CNN so brave!"
> Other media joins CNN on the boycott
> Trump is left with an egg on his face and his detractors empowered

Now, Trump can think that many moves ahead

> Trump boycotts correspondent dinner, much like he did with Fox
> make a rally at the same day, proceeds go to vets
> media is autistically screeching alone
> Trump wins

People already hate tyt

Their own fans dislike all their videos

how could he possibly top previous white house dinners where obama said that trump will not be president or whatever

It would still be better if Ellison had won. Because then they would not recieve as much jew money as they do when corporate shills are leading the Dems

Do you care?

HERE IT COMES
THAT FUNNY FEELING AGAIN

(((Others)))

My bad.

How about in Madison Square Garden?

Like it'd matter. There's a million media outlets out there that would love to take CNN's seat.

guess he'll have to do a rally instead and everyone will be happy

Obama being a cunt at one of those may have really motivated him to run. I kinda wish he would burn Obama at one of these but whatever

Awoo~

He should hold a veterans fundraiser instead.

>really instead

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/835610917568200705

Top tier bantz

Oh I do, you fucking faggots spam them every thread and sperg out on anyone who is sick of it by calling them shills
Gas yourself

For all our 4D chess memes, Trump barely needs to dip into 3D strategy with the media. They fall for 1D candyland traps.

I will tell my college professor about this , watch out!

No breaks on the Trump train

Rem is simply adorable, Emilia fags are simply in denial

Would be a shame if something went amiss and the food at the dinner caused severe explosive diarrhea.

i have no idea wtf those tweets are talking about

It would be an organise boycott, all MSM would pull out and play the "wow, Trump has no MSM support" card

Now they can't, Trump preempted them

I normally try to be objective and watch cinema for itself, but that movie is just too much.

There was never a question about that

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The fire rises.

>[sperging out intensifies]
>t. shill

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4251046/Illegal-Clinton-fundraiser-tape-fearing-life.html
>DailyMail.com has obtained a video in which convicted illegal Clinton fundraisers Johnny Chung gave secret testimony while in fear of his life

LOL WUT

TO THE BLOKE POSTING THOSE DEGENERATE CARTOONS PREVIOUS THREAD

Yeah, the ones with anthropomorphisation of everyday things like flip flops and USB phone connectors:

> post moar!
> gibe sauce

(((THEY))) ARE AFRAID

>all fucking white males except Kelly

At what point does this show get good?

>"I hope you've been using systems instead of goals, user."

I've been waiting for an MSG Trump Rally forever now.

I guess attendance wouldn't be as good as in Middle America though, I'm guessing.

just a reminder to ignore the anti anime posts, it's literally a shareblue tactic now

Green tea neko

I dont care about the movie
But 100% on Rotten Tomatoes is absurd

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l-lads?

portushit will be portushit

>this isn't a chessboard, it's your grave

>tfw no MGS Trump Rally

Fuck off with your fascist ideas , fucking nazi

I'm sick of all these parties, meetings and celebrations. When is Trump going to go back to churning out EOs like crazy?

So have I. I still have this from early last year.

Pls bee real

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There's plenty of "mainstream" media and alternative media that would fill all those seats.

The fact is they weren't going to boycott it in the first place. Trump not attending is yet another slap in the face to the MSM since they're going to show up either way and now they won't even get to anything out of it.

>clickbait

It actually started with reddit groups who tried taking us out since 2016, or maybe even 2015

CTR used it as well

My dick is rock hard

Yep, that's what I would expect from people with severe autism.

the party is fracturing, you have people leaving over perez and the crazies promising to primary anyone who does anything with trump

good for her, she probably didnt even know shes contributing to MAKING AMERICA GREATS AGAIN

do not reply to anti anime/awoo fags they are ctr shills sent to derail threads

Well the Dems use that tactic almost exclusively

Tay has always been /ourgal/

espescially when her ai equivalent went full redpill

its an hour and a half key and peele sketch meant to conjure up feelings of persecution in every nigger that sees it

and a very simple one that struck me, a physics guy, when i heard it:

what does the "global average temperature" mean? when you consider the sheer practicality of obtaining readings within a sufficient margin of error, it's simply incredible that you could arrive at a granularity of 0.8C over 2 centuries. just bollox. there's no way.

It is. He says he's afraid they'll send their assassins after him and have him killed.

Burn it down.

and i cannot lie you other brothas can't deny

What will Trump do instead of the correspondents?

I wanna get inside taytay's "hidden dark place."

>Peelnigger literally goes on TV and says its about muh racism
Have people literally learned nothing about hollywood

Her new video is my jam

>Islam guys lol

>Tay songs will become this generation's Giovinezza

Can't complain desu

why should I care?


jeez here

When a girl walks in with an ittie bitte waist and big round titties in my face i get SPRUNG

No Ahmed.

?? where is that? has she said anything about it

>wanting your benis where Harry Stiles has been