Slovakia

I saw a fellow Slovak brother posting a thread about Slovakia few days ago, so now I do it. What does Sup Forums think of us? :)
OP will respond as fast as possible.

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Marek Hamsik

Also, sorry for a bit worse english, not my strongest point :)

Slovakia is rightful Czech clay

Good football player, aint he? :)

What the difference between you and the Czechs? Do you like them? Do you get frustrated when you're confused with Slovenia?

Kind of, but his hairstyle sucks

Czechs - more rich than us.
And yes, we hate it.

True lol

show me some pictures of average slovakians in 2017. not supermodels or soccer players. just average slovaks at a party or something.

R U GRILL, OP?

>with Slovenia
what are the differences?

nie

R U TRAP, OP?

not really 2017, but thats best youll get from me. Sorry.

Slovenia - sea
Slovakia - moutains and castles

trap? in Slovakia? srsly

Why did you separate with Czechs?

Exept the oppression of 500,000 white Hungarian people in Slovakia I don't have any problem with your country. I mean you are remove kebab country, pro-christian, pro-white.

Slavs look way better when they don't shave their head bald. Why do most slav men shave their heads?

I dont know. Kinda glad we did, but at the same time, we would do better united.

Are you guys generally more religious than the Czechs?

Convenience, I guess.

Yeah, say thanks to Czechoslovaks back in the day lol

Oh cmon, getting really desperate here.

Neonaci brainwashing desu senpai. Think of them like white trash, they dont have any cause whatsoever.

if OP’s busy i can help answer some of the questions

Yes, doesnt apply to everyone today.
Dont know lol

Hello fellow slovak brother, hows it goin´?

Dík brat, určite mi pomôž ak dačo dojebem :D

Is it Slovakia or Slovenia that has an open neo-nazi political party that does pretty well.

They talk about them on dailystormer often.

Eh, didnt get raped by kebabs, so great.

Slovakia. And they are not doing that great recently, but still. I would like em more in the government desu

Slovakia

>Slovakia. And they are not doing that great recently, but still. I would like em more in the government desu

what percentage of non-white immigrants do you have? Do you have fags and trannies and shit?

HAIL MARKO KOTLEBA

I like your capital Ljubljana quite a lot, very nice and tidy place.

look at that chick wanting his cock. He's not even good looking but she can feel the power.

Not too many. I barely see them, and I travel alot across the country. And yes, we have fags, but not trannies, atleast I think.

>I like your capital Ljubljana quite a lot, very nice and tidy place.
fuck off slovenia. this is a slovak thread.

now get out.

fuck you too

t r i g g e r e d

>CzechoSLOVAKS

So, the number of Hungarians in Slovakia decreases faster than in the Communist era because of your government oppresses us so much.
They don't allow the free language use even in the 90% Hungarian area, no autonomy for them. When you apply a job in Slovakia (in the Hungarian majority regions), you can't do it in Hugarian because it violates the law etc. etc. you can't explain that..

the sloven is the kangaroo
the slovakian is the dog
the aussie is the man trying to stop slovens from taking over the slovakian thread.

Well, i bought army jacket thats made for Slovaks.
Its very good! And cheap! Only 15e for a winter jacket (or is it a coat, i dont english).

varusteleka.fi/fi/product/slovakialainen-m98-talvitakki-ylijaama/26312

Dont really know anything else about slovak, except Hockey related.

Are you suprised? We were your slaves for 1000 years.
We want to excercise some freedom.
Atleast thats what I think thats what theyre trying.

Guess we got great teachers amerite?

sorry we can't speak chinese mate. This is an english board.

I don't have a strong opinion about your place either way. It's not really a country spoken much about. I bet you have your own issues to deal with (who doesn't) but I've heard nothing that would make me hate you. Quite some of your cuisine seems similar in themes to ours, too, so I am sure we could find some common ground.

I didnt even knew these existed lol. Thanks for that. :)

whats the name of that type of jackets?

I have nothing against Polaks :)
Sometimes they piss me off in video games, but thats another story lol

Well, is it a jacket or a coat?
And are you english criminal or australian citizen?

you see in there
>m98

You seem like a comfy white country who doesn't really fuck with anyone. I hear your demographics and IQ are good. Seems clean. Someone on pol said it's okay to be racist/anti-Jewish even in public, which is nice.
If I ever move to Europe like I plan to, I will hopefully visit, and be respectful of course. Anything I should know?

Slovakian M98 winter jacket

It was in english too, the page.
varusteleka.com/en/product/slovakian-m98-winter-jacket-surplus/26312

Do you lads have any trekking websites with detailed routes, ETA and the like? I really want to visit the eastern part and do some hiking.

Slaves?? Haha you had an own Bank system in the Hungarian Kingdom in 1885 c'mon

sk.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tatra_banka_(historická)

wikiwand.com/de/Tatra_Banka

>We want to excercise some freedom
...and oppresses my folks systematically nice

Only one thing. If you want a wife from here, you better be a fucking Arnie Schwarenegger, or rich as Donald Trump

>Slovakian M98 winter jacket

>tfw I've never owned or worn winter clothes in my life
>winter doesn't go below 22 degrees

Feels good man

yup.

cp.atlas.sk :)

All I know is that you think that you are good at ice hockey

damn can’t find pics of slovakia vs slovenia differences..

one ends with
>pivo, prosim

does anyone have those?

We were opressed too.
But still, nowdays, the relationship between us is getting better, atleast from what I see. :)

Best part of the winter is that there's no insects or sneks.

Arent there huge mountains in Ahstralya, where you would need winterclothing?

Yeah, I am proud of our Hockey team. Even tho they dont go far, but they fight as hard as they can :)

Thanks for this, will come in handy, but are there any with mountain hikes?

I used to have those on my old HDD, too bad I threw it out :(

yes but I live 3000 kms away from those mountains so it doesn't affect me.

>sweden

Hmm, never used those. But surely there are. :)

Nah northern women are prettier I think and simpler, plus I'd be able to relate to them more for cultural reasons, I don't honestly think I'm man enough to handle a Slovakian wife.
Thanks though.

>But still, nowdays, the relationship between us is getting better, atleast from what I see. :)

I agree with that because of the moslem hordes, and the growing number of gypsies.
To prevent an Islamic Europe, or a gipsy majority Slovakia or Hungary is the first priority nowadays.

Diaspora here. Slavs shave their head because of its importance when having a fighting opponent.

Ever notice how when girls fight, they pull their head and it causes immense pain? Slav men know this is a huge disadvantage, and so we shave our hair so as our opponent cannot abuse a cheeky weakspot. Plus, it's also better in the rain since your hair doesn't get wet or greasy, and it's also cheaper since you save on shampoo.

How you guys handling your Dracula problem. You shoot a lot of daraculas?

are slavs Jews?

Why do you always choke against us in sports?

Sochi 2014
Football 2016

A imate kaj črncov tam pri vas? Kaj pa ciganov?

A razumeš?

>draculas
wut

>How you guys handling your Dracula problem. You shoot a lot of daraculas?

That's Transylvania in Romania retard.

>gypsies
Get out iron stealers

>moutains and castles

we have those too. A lot of them in fact

Surely you are, you just need luck to find the right one.

I've learned that in online games any and every country is ready to show their worst retards so I understand your sentiment and can say the same about anyone as well.

i think he means strigoi

I think it's abos desu

Áno, rozumiem. :)
Nie, nemáme negrov, ale cigáňov hej
And sports, idk.

all poles are retards though. not just gamers

>Shooting Dracula
>Not letting Dracula deal with your invaders

I can see where your demographic problems come from, burger

>I think it's abos desu
this is true. They drink all the petrol to keep oil prices high.

I disagree.
Don't try to start any crap.

Do you guys ever get tired of pooping in buckets?

My Slovak mates used to say that Slovakia is/will be gone forever due to communists still retaining key positions in government/mafia. Any of this true?

kek

Ever tired of your schools getting shot up? :)

>Slovakia is/will be gone forever

Its bit far fetched but yea, they they are essentially right

True. But that hopefully soon is gonna be past.

it's just OZ banter, cuzzy bro. Just say that VB is shit, their bunnings snags are plastic, and that chinks are useful worthwhile immigrants to have and you'll have a guaranteed pissed off OZ.

>so we shave our hair so as our opponent cannot abuse a cheeky weakspot.


Don't believe this. They shave their heads so that they look like pricks with ears.

>sunday morning just wake up to shit on some poles
>Poles can't handle the bantz

WTF is this shit?

VB is shit though.
VB = Vomit Bombs
= Very Bad

holy shit, i bet youre a first generation immigrant to australia cunt. if i see you at the boozer ill shin kick you and your mates to the dome till your 6 feet under cunt.