WTF Canada

Why isn't this your flag? You are all traitors to the commonwealth!

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Flags that aren't horizontally symmetrical are degenerate.

So by that logic your current flag is also degenerate

A little bit, but we could at least have something less cartoony.

You have >A >FUCKING >LEAF on your flag! Flags without the union jack are degenerate

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modern canadians won't understand

Some do. I have family over there cousins. They get it, but they have told me not everyone does. When i think of the old commonwealth I am reminded of this poem.
"Why should we fight" he asked me,
"'Cause England is at war?
Why are they fighting now, Dad,
What are they fighting for?
What does it mean to you, Dad,
To babes, and mum, and me?
The Germans won't come here
From away across the sea.
So why should you go there, Dad,
And leave us here to cry?
Is it cause England owns us?
Is that the reason why?"
His eyes look widely at me,
I tightly held my son,
And this is how I answered,
His questions one by one.

"We fight when England calls us,
For in her sacred keep
The ashes of our fathers
Lie in her soil asleep.
And many times for England
They fought that she'd be free,
And they are part of England,
And so, my son, are we.
And some may pass her by, lad,
And some may scorn her hand,
But we must be forever
A part of that fair land.
For everything we have son,
That's good and fine and just
Was washed in British blood
And given to us on trust.

"And we must keep that trust, son,
Against the force of greed.
And fight beside old England
Whenever she's in need.
And once again she's calling
Across the Empire wide,
And all her Empire answers:
"You'll find us at your side"
Oh yes, we're owned by England,
But we own England, too,
As you are part of me son,
And I am part of you"

>A flag with five other flags on it

>implying we had a choice
I would prefer anything to the fucking LEAF we have right now.

>tfw fly this flag above the current flag outside my house
>tfw one day police come to my door telling me I need to take it down because it may "offend some of our new neighbours"
>tfw tell me someone on the street called it in
>tfw take down the new Canadian flag and only have the old one flying
>tfw they come back about 3 days later, clearly on the verge of laughing
>tfw one of them says "You know what we meant"
>tfw tell them I'm not talking it down, they reply saying they can't force me to and only came by because of the call

wut, how is it offensive?

I'd prefer any state over Onterrible being apart of Canada.

probably french

He probably lives in BC. They consider it to be a Nazi flag.

Quebecers cry whenever there's something remotely British

It's why we got stuck with O Canada as our anthem instead of the maple leaf forever

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>liberty
I vomited a bit in my mouth.
God save the Queen.

why are most canadians so detached from their history? just seems like america-lite to me. what happened?

Agreed.

That's correct.

Your flag looks like it was created by an autistic child who was issued a star-stamp by his mother.

>"Say honey, let's put some stars on this flag."
>"STARS!"
*STAMP*STAMP*
>"Okay honey, that's probably enough..."
>"STARS!!"
*STAMP*STAMP*STAMP*
>"Honey, don't you think that's enough stars?"
>"NO! MORE STARS!!"
*STAMP*STAMP*
*mother breaks down in tears*

Peru called, they say their suing you for stealing their flag.

It's cucked to have another country's flag on yours.

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Why the fuck do you have frogs in your country. Kick them out and let them have their own frogtopia

Peru doesn't have phones. They have as many phones as you have internets.