Sup Forumsceans Thirteen

Here's the deal, fellas. I've gathered you all here for the greatest heist of all time.

We're gonna break into Mecca, and we're going to steal their faggy little moon rock.

Are you in?

I'm in

Lay out the plan, leaf

That cube lookin thing? What's it worth?

First, we're going to need a muzzie to get us on the inside. Anyone know where we can find a trustworthy one of those?

we will have to...BECOME THEM

its simple, make the pilgrimage to mecca....get closer to the centre bit by bit and throw some grenades at the kabba LOLOLOL

dont arrest me RCMP

You like the sound of the letter "B"?
Because we're talking a BILLION.
One. Billion. Muslims. All assblasted beyond ever recovering.

Shariacmp is on it's way. You're done fucking angry islamophobic white male. hhmm Grammarly suggested I change Shariacmp for Sharia camp. wtf.gif what's sharia camp?

This seems like a lot of work just so you can get back with your ex wife

not sure what I was expecting. Google first result.
So back to the heist plan, how large is the rock? any surveillance system?

Pfftsh yeah. That's gonna cost. How much? Height preference? Mute or no?

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Delivery will be immediate with aeroamphibian details

Let's roll.

>any surveillance system?

Every shitskin in the world stares directly at the damn thing. So yeah, you could say that.

Yeah this is a good point, I need to know about height preferences and also how big is the rock

No onry dey habe 100 musrim gards who carry pew pew guns

Dont wolly I will kungfu chop chop and we wirr be flee

>I need to know about height preferences

No manlets.

I keked audibly

;_;

i know that some french Swat (GIGN) where sent in during a terrorist attack in the 70s, they're still alive, you might try to ask them how the inside looks like, they probably have some useful informations for you.

isnt it giant? how would we steal something so large?

Tunnel under it, then drop the ground out and move it on rail cars.

>moon rock
you are messing with powers you cannot possibly even comprehend.
First, it's not from the moon. Nobody knows its true origins, but we do know it is not of this earth.
Second, this little "moon rock" started an entire religion devoted to worshiping it. There are various theories about what happened, but what's known is that the religion that formed when it was first found was bent on world domination, and could have even been successful it things had turned out differently. Many people suspect that the effect that the rock has on people has to do with their proximity to it. If you were to hold it with your bare hands you would only last a matter of seconds. It's that powerful.

>what's known is that the religion that formed when it was first found was bent on world domination, and could have even been successful it things had turned out differently

If it were actually a powerful totem they would have completed their task, no?

I'm fairly sure it's just a faggy little meme rock