Live in Australia

>live in Australia
>cleaning out your cuck shed
>get bit by spider
>barely escape death

wew lad why does anyone unironically live in Australia?

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/24/boy-10-bitten-worlds-deadliest-spider-australia-makes-incredible/

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3439042/Birds-prey-starting-fires-DELIBERATELY-Brown-falcon-dropped-smouldering-twigs-Australian-bush-smoke-mice-insects-say-researchers.html
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thank god they saved that qt boi pucci

>get bit by spider
Wait till they get the bill for the 12 vials of antivenom. I guarantee that it is not cheap. Hopefully this kid does something with his life to make up for that incredible amount spent to save him.

MILO GET OUT

he shouldnt of been playing with spiders

Stop your shilling your degeneracy on here and go back to your shithole

>12 vials

How much venom did this little shit pump into him?

>Summoning the FBI

saying the most deadly spider in Australia is like saying the most evil person in Hell

>the bill for healthcare

It will still be cheaper than it is to get a flu shot at a family practice in the US

Nice try, fake-Kek. Almost had us.

wow what a cute boy would luv to rub dicks w/ him ^0^

>Tfw i have to waste 20 seconds of my life everyday shaking my boots
>I've wasted 666minutes of my life far doing this
Fuck this shithole

How is Australia even habitable?

haha i woke up to a black spider on the curtain near my bed, about 2 foot from my head

looks like the one in ops pic

he looks dangerous and he's still there now

probably stilll cheaper than getting an aspirin from some burger hospital

Fuck off Milo

'straya cunt!

>antivenom
it's cheap but the hospital service bill isn't

Try touching it.

>Wait till they get the bill for the 12 vials of antivenom. I guarantee that it is not cheap.

>America comparing the Australian healthcare system to his own

wew lad

A FUCKING WHITE MALE!
WHY HE SURVIVED!
LITERALLY SHAKING NOW!

Why doesn't the Australian government just wipe out venomous animals and replace them with non-venomous animals?

Make it a pet oss. It loves you.

Naah I heard it was his pet spider called Noel.

Australia is a good place to live in a bunker and even then it has to be armored.

Fuck these creepy monsters.

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Consider suicide

Thought redback was deadlier than funnel web

What a soft cunt next time he should just walk it off

>12 vials
Shit.

Won't be more than 1 grand, we have healthcare dumbass.
>inb4 tax payers be paying 200k like us
Nope, because our healthcare isn't completely focused on profit above everything things like anti venom are cheaper.

take a photo of it and post ITT. we have many black spiders

Fucking deadly spiders why didnt they weaponize them against the emus... and their police state.

>wew lad why does anyone unironically live in Australia?
I would much rather live in Australia then the hellhole im in right now, would you not choose Australia over Brazil as well?

Besides, there is nothing wrong with spiders.

TOP KEK burger it's going to cost the family nothing

>world's deadliest spider
>can't kill a 10 year old
when did spiders become so shit

first post worst post

nah redback bites make you pretty sick but they wont kill you unless you are already very unwell, elderly or a baby

Think I fingered that spider in a club once

>$15

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Not posting the original

Some rural areas in Mexico have this same problem with the local critters, so they started adding concrete floor around their houses and apparently it does help.

How come its so hard to keep this things out of ausies homes? What are they usually made off?

I'm starting to think Australians enjoy having the occasional tarantula around their house.

Oz cannot invent boot screens?

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what kind of jew trick is that though? it's obviously not very effective if you need 12 of them. whatever jew scientist who created this snake oil has 12" horns.

>On the curtain
Not a funnel web, they mainly stick to the ground and don't climb

What an absolute waste of three panels.

lol @ Pedro talking shit about health care.

M8. Did you see what happened when they tried that with a oversized placid chicken? Now imagine actual deadly shit.

Apparently this is the toxin. For you chemistry types
Delta atracotoxin
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delta_atracotoxin

>shouldnt of

>12 vials
>50-100k per vial

He's going to be in debt for the rest of his life all because niggers prevent us from making paradise.

strewth cob, got me donger bit off by a dingo last week had to have the cunt reattatched by the RFD - didn't have to spend a single pineapple thanks to medicare, cunt only cost me arvo in hospo, even got out for a few tinnies with the boys by sundown ay, pass the cheeseburger cunt nah just pullin ya whiskers, hooroo m8

Ok, between spiders, snakes, and that jellyfish, which is the deadliest?

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Estrogen in the water supply.

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Just looked up some deadly spiders and found this thing.

It can give you the most raging boner you'll ever have in your entire life.

That's probably w/o insurance.

Even at the retail clinics we have at literally every name brand grocery a flu shot isn't more than 45$ and in some places they give them for free.

inb4 flu shots to control the population with autism

Pic not related

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It's funny how unaware burgers are of the ridiculous amount of middle class americans that come to Mexico exclusively for the affordable healthcare.

Also we don't have affirmative action / niggers here so the medical errors aren't as common (something else most americans are compeltely unaware off).

>America comparing the Australian healthcare system to his own
I am not talking about communist health care. I am talking about the cost of creating the antivenom.

Read more, think more, lurk more, comment less.

Tell me how much a vial of this spider's venom is....Irrelevant of insurance etc.

I couldn't find a cost, but I did find out that it is very much in low supply.

dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/funnelweb-spiders-wanted-for-milking-for-antivenom/news-story/4c386ee454ecc8b6575b1732e35dd83f

Just because of commie government healthcare does not mean that the antivenom is cheap to make also.

why does a vial of anti venom cost 50 grand?

I don't know, but I've been thinking about how filthy fucking rich some one would be on making it for a living.

The ingredients are in extremely low supply and its a very niche product.

>wew lad why does anyone unironically live in Australia?
ex convicts

I would never have a shed if I lived in Australia. You're asking to die.

Getting the shit to make it isn't exactly easy.

is flamethrower a common domestic utensil in cuntland?

what about bankruptcy?

GODDAMMIT I FUCKING HATE SPIDERS SO GODAMN MUCH

South Australia wasn't settled by convicts.

That's why it's called Radelaide.

This is how you create IRL Spider Man.

if they need fire they can always just get it from the local tornado

Yeah and then it explodes as you become paralyzed and die because you're so frozen you cant even breathe right?

What's the least venomous animal in Oz?

why is antivenom so expensive?

Uguu

Because they're usually expensive af to make and aren't stockpiled like most medications are.

I worked for a company that made one, they had to have the spider's bite horses to make the anti-venom, which is why they only made it when there was demand for it.

Did he get any powers?

That is a pretty spider.

>not keeping a 2 foot area around your home completely clean and clear
>not applying a thick spray of pesticides around your windows, doors, and the base of your home
>not bug bombing quarterly

Don't know how you third world peasants deal with all these bugs.

These little buggers.

be thankful you dont have schizophrenia and see them everywhere

Australia is like catachan form WH40K lol

>It can give you the most raging boner you'll ever have in your entire life.

It's not that attractive desu, we have better ones here.

>>live in Australia
>>cleaning out your cuck shed
>>get bit by spider
>>barely escape death
At least they are not full of niggers and Achmed's.

Those birds are just plain evil

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3439042/Birds-prey-starting-fires-DELIBERATELY-Brown-falcon-dropped-smouldering-twigs-Australian-bush-smoke-mice-insects-say-researchers.html

>Wait till they get the bill
They are not Americans

fuck you spiders are cute desu CUTE

>be Australian
>get bit

Is that anthropomorphic plague?

Fun fact:

Australians buy new vacuum cleaners based on how well they suck up or kill spiders.

They don't care about dust. They want effective vacuum cleaners that will suck up spiders no matter the size.

>live in Sweden
>cleaning out your cuckshed
>get beheaded by a wild Abdul
>die

Yeah Australia is better.

hey the new spiderman movies look pretty good

w8, you have sky spiders?

We also have these little guys. They're a flying possum.

youtube.com/watch?v=dZOUxEORIMA