Sup Forumsburgers, redpill me about mormons. I heard they are mostly white and they're breeding like the rabbits...

Sup Forumsburgers, redpill me about mormons. I heard they are mostly white and they're breeding like the rabbits. They're ok or they're next dangerous cult?

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They're already a cancerous cult, following the """""elders""""" in Utah. They're also heavily involved in the CIA deep state.
Now that I said this, the mormons of Sup Forumswill probably find this thread, some of the most delusional fuckers here along with flat-earthers

Mormons incredibly closely tied with the Jews... But yes their breeding habits are admirable... but lots of inbreeding as well... they aren't /ourguys/ so i wouldn't trust any one of them.

so far we have Jews and CIA deepstate. lets see what other bs we can get.

>bs
found the MIDF

Nutnfancy is Mormon

Mormonism is utterly retarded but it's good for the white birth rate I suppose.

ill kill you and then baptize for you bitch

Mixed bag, like most groups of people.

The bad ones are extremely arrogant and judgemental, do everything they preach against and worse when they think nobody's looking, and it's OK because Jesus has saved them. 2/10

The average ones are polite and helpful, but are kind of stupid, extremely gullible, and unquestioningly obedient, which is why the CIA is full of them. They love extremely sentimental and cheesy books/music/plays/musicals/art, and have the blandest cuisine out of any group of people I've met. 6/10

The good ones are by far the kindest and most generous people I've ever met. Extremely friendly, generous, and always willing to listen and cheer you up when you're having a hard time. I had a horrific skin condition that caused my skin to slough off my body, and I was a social outcast as a result. During this time, Mormons befriended me, invited me to social gatherings, helped me move, and were kind to me in a way nobody else ever was. 10/10

>I heard they are mostly white and they're breeding like the rabbits.

They are mostly very attractive, with blond hair, blue eyes, and fair features. If they are breeding like rabbits, I am glad.

I once had to go to an event held by Mormons, and they were all beautiful. It felt like visiting the elves. If I ever do get married, I should find a Mormon wife.

Surface level they have good life advice on maintaining health and having a clear mind.
Deep level it is an esoteric cult

my double d_bs confirmed mormons as heathens, sorry bro
I'll jerk it with Smith's snake oil just for you tonight

They are like the Flanders from The Simpsons.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strengthening_Church_Members_Committee

Their "temples" are bullshit

Live and grew up in Utah. They have some qualities, but not any differently from other Christian religions. They are very pro fun and want to keep the feds at arm's length (even with to war with the Fed's in the 19th century). But they're also pretty stuck up and elitist. If you even have a single drink of alcohol you're considered a sinner (not saying drunk, but one beer), which is hypocritical since Brigham Young was known for loving his wine, as well as other Mormons from back in the day. For some reason they can't drink coffee or tea, but drink lots of hot chocolate and Coke. They believe the lost tribe of Isreal came to North America, had a huge war the killed millions and fought with elephants, and it occurred around New York. Last thing I'll say is that they will banish family members for stupid things (such as having a beer, pre-marital sex, trying weed, viewing porn even once (also making porn here is illegal, even though we watch more of it than anyone else in the U.S.)) and leave them to the cold. And because they mary so young and they're arrogant the guys are a lot of times shitty to their wives.

Basically they're crazy, and their boring, and they're elitist to non- Mormons. Basically, don't do it. If you want to have the good qualities of Mormons, there's plenty of non-cultist religions out there. Personally I'd say find a laid back Catholic parish but I might be biased.

Fuck drumpf and fuck Mormons!!1!

They have a loony toon religious sect and are dug into Washington as bad as the you know whos. But they have a strong ethical base, even though it's based in insanity

Why do you say that? I took a tour of one before they closed it off to the public and it resembled a clean hotel. No where near the Catholic church level beauty though

Nice enough people, but I can do without the religious hocus pocus.

> If I ever do get married, I should find a Mormon wife.

Don't

Nothing they do in them even resembles any form of worship. They are not temples in any sense. Have you read what they do in there? They listen to weird occultlike stories that tell them the "truth"

And they learn weirdass handsakes and codewords they have to learn "in order to get to heaven"

Mormon here /AMA/

Sup Forums knows jack shit about mormons

Why do you have "temples" in the first place if they're only beneficial to the Mormon and there's no worship of God?

Some of the most naive and delusional people you will meet. They are good deep state workers because they will comply with whatever bullshit you tell them and they are pretty wholesome. The only people who stay with Mormonism are true believers, they don't really allow people to half-ass the religion, so if someone identifies with it then run.

youtu.be/RD7vKmglHMc

dumb dumb dumb dumb.

Weird allies at the worst. Religious white people who love America and produce a ton of offspring.

Do you guys have Mormons?

They actually are a doomsday cult, Joseph Smith was the Mohammed of the West.

One of their central religious beliefs is that the USA is going to fall, and then they are going to seize control of what is left and go declare war on every nation on earth that does not convert to Smithism.

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according to their scripture the white house will be in mormon control before the apocalypse, mormons lost their shit when señor romney lost

I like them. Most of them have plenty of food saved up. They try to not be degenerates, rich and powerful. (don't they own pepsi?) and don't they own Vegas? Morman Man Takin' NO LOsses!

Kek.
>Be me
>Grew up mormon
>Know you're retarded

He was supposed to be their kang that conquers the world in the name of Smith.

I knew a Mormon who flipped the fuck out with Obama being elected.

He literally was going to flee to Nauvoo or wherever the fuck in Missouri they think Jesus is coming to during the Second Coming.

Weird af

They have a long history of "prophecies" that never came true.

They are all over the place here, unfortunately.

Really? That fucking son-of-a-bitch.

I watched some of his shit but not interested in his Amazon links.

are you a true-believing mormon?

>enabling insane cults because they cater to your Aryan baby factory LARPing

kys

Cult members do something called "love bombing."

Yes. They are indeed good people. Very caring and open minded.

I thought it was Pepsi they could drink because church had investment in it. Lived in carbon county for 5 years was only 1/2 Mormon, large Greek Orthodox pop. Very clickish look down their nose at you if not Mormon.

That being said the ones that lived in my neighborhood were the best. Always brought veggies, fruit home canned items etc. Anytime my husbands truck wasn't there, I'd wake up to my driveway and sidewalks shoveled. Their religion is cultist but reg Mormons are good people.

One time I was in a store and saw a Mormon, he had blonde hair and blue eyes. When I spoke to him, he was very genuine and kind. (like the Dali Lama)

>Hear knock on door.
>Mormons.
>Show up to door in my usual garb, holding my book of Masonry riding in my tiny car.
>Adjust my fez and stare them down.
>I can see the confusion on the face of one of them, the fear in the other.
>One takes a half step back and the other starts his speech.
>I remove my fez and a parakeet chases them from my property.
>It returns to me later and I close my door and drive away.