How poor are you Sup Forums?

>Shop at ALDIs
>Drive a 2001 Honda Civic that I got in Highschool 5 years ago
>Still live with parents
>Don't even have a smartphone

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>22
>52k a year
>free dental/medical
>30 days paid leave a year plus federal holidays
>retiring at 38 with a pension/healthcare for the rest of my life

Take the .milPill my dude

what job my man?

What the fuck is that ?
I work as a school teacher, 40k a year

Data-mining is forbidden. Read the new second sticky.

he said military, how the fuck are one of you a school teacher if you couldn't infer from what he wrote? This is why the school system is in such decay.

My turn

>24
>$68k a year before OT
>benefits (health&dental - I pay a fee however, not a lot, insured via Cigna)
>tons of sick leave and vacation time
>4 nights on 4 nights off
>fringe benefit of surprise combat
>retiring at 50 with, perhaps, a million dollar pension system devised by the State of Florida known as the DROP (Deferred Retirement Options Plan)
>still get to work on my 457 retirement pension on top of the DROP

I'm a Deputy Sheriff in FL

Well I'm in my final semester of university, but my post-graduation situation looks like this:

>Took job at Big 4 accounting firm, $50k starting as tax accountant
>5 weeks paid vacation per year, which is nice
>No car yet, borrowing parents '96 Subaru Legacy
>$70k in debt because I went to an expensive school and parents couldn't help out (I don't hold that against them btw, just mentioning it)
>Need to save a bit up to propose to thicc, aryan gf of two years
>Also need to find a place to rent outside of the city I'll be working in

It's not going to be too easy, but I think I'll make it bros. Best of luck to all of you out there too.

>28
>Drive 2001 Saturn that I've owned for 10 years (when I'm in the states)
>Between 20k to 30k a year
>Living abroad because I work from home and it's cheaper and having a great time
>Save about half of what I make
>57k in the bank
>No debt
>Live like a fucking poorfag even though I don't necessarily have to

Could be worse

im funcationally retarded.

gg faggot

30k a year before taxes

I would be fucked if i wasnt living with my mom, only reason i am able to have a somewhat comfortable lifestyle

>retiring at 38

do you know how inflation or taxes work LOL

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I imagined as such.

I misread milpill

das okay mane, thx 4 lewd

>23
>Drive 1989 F150 because fuck global warming fags
>Have decent job with benefits and a nice apartment

doing pretty well for just starting out

OP has basically no expenses and still can't save money. Gas yourself.

most people retire to get the pension and get another job on top of that

>pension
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

>Brother just got attacked across an aldi
>smartphone stolen, shoulder dislocated
>hospital first
>we order the police to the hospital to get everything into order
>on the way home he remembers that his bicycle lamp should still be on the ground
>go there to pick it up
>the retards are still there
>call the police again
>they run into the house and we see a light in a room
>police are now probably right this moment searching their rooms

Still a little shook up.

im feeling generous, heres for qt chinks

>Pension
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

>75k in debt from college
>live with parents at age 26

194$ in food stamps

I'm worried that I won't turn like that.

>Need to save a bit up to propose to thicc, aryan gf of two years

Don't do it. Don't, do, it. Too many uncertainties in your life, and any problem could fuck you over.

>Lose your old and busted car, you're fucked
>GF gets hooked on BBC, you're fucked
>Job terminates you cause you have no work experience, you're fucked
>High debt = low credit score, you're fucked

Take care of two of those problems before stepping into the mine field known as marriage.

Uhh is not having a smartphone synonymous with poor now? I mean I do alright, but I shun smartphones like the plague they are.

I just wait until the workday is over to post on chans and look up porn.

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There are Aldi's in germany?

thank you for your service. Truly.

>Shopping at Aldi.
>Not getting free foot at @ldi

Job security, hombre, law enforcement pensions will always remain untouched. That's why people become cops. NYPD cops make in their first year over $130k and when they're done after 20 years they walk with over a million. This was 20 years ago.

>tfw I planned just right and will be a part of the Judge Dredd judicial forces when Distopia happens

>72k a year
>works 2 weeks straight and 1 week off
>lowest income for my field
>sausage fest workplace
>mining exploration field assistant
>recently grad
>lives in accommodation villages in mining town
>still lives in parents house when off work

They were invented in Germany.

mil pension is real deal, my dad had one, after he died my mom got to keep some of it, she gets a check every week for like 30% of what he was getting.

aldi is german you dumkopf

>~$40K USD a year
>no debt
>no car
>national healthcare ~$100 USD a month
>apt ~$200 USD a month

>shop at safeway
>1994 nisson sentra
>about 14k a year
>40 hours a week

Luckily i dont really live an epensive lifestyle, gym membership and the occassional vidya work fine with my normal rent and bills

Aldi is german.

Yeah, I checked the wiki soon as I made my post and now I want to delete it out of embarrassment.

Broward or Miami-Dade?

I thought being an english teacher would pay more

Of course, I did it for free for a year before getting hired. Lots of good comes from this job, I do a lot of good. I hate the bad part but it's what has to be done.

People like you are what makes this job bearable.

Yes because when the baby boomers retire there will be all that money left for us millennials... I guess you truly aren't awake yet... Keep dreaming about that pension

R A R E

Eh, rather not say. It's in FL. Broward has a sweet deal, too. Big tax base.

Do you have obamphone? You can buy a cheap smartphone with basic functionality and use the obamaphone plan on it and they give you some data too.

This whole site is a data mine retard, people post their opinion day in day out.
Also yes this is political in nature because we're talking about finances which affect our political decisions every four years
Being a HS teacher ain't that bad desu
Hope everything turns for the better brother
Thank God I got my biology degree in some shit community college lmao, accumulated 17k in 4 years lol
Hello fellow teacher

>26
>96k a year
>Steel mill blast furnace operator
>Full benefits
>Company matches up to 15% 401k investments.
>2 family members held same position in past.
>Both dead of lung cancer
>I'm going to die of lung cancer.

>Don't even have a smartphone
Good. Keep it that way man.

Not going to last... Baby boomers will suck everything dry I promise you that... Social Security, medicaid, medicare, pensions, stocks, real estate.. You name it they will suck it dry... Good luck with that pension tho I'm sure it will be there in 20+ years

Nobody cares about your bellyaching. The liberals have been trying to eviscerate the pension system for law enforcement for years. It'll never happen so you better keep paying your taxes goy if you want to keep sipping those lattes, sissy boy.

I was down to barely making rent at the end of the month until recently a lady rear ended and totaled my car. I pocketed most of the settlement money. Like the old guy in the movie "the office" you too can be this lucky one day.

>own a 4 yr old car outright. and a late 70's muscle car that is loud and makes sjw's cry and tree huggers panic.
>50K in saving
>rent a house in the city
>no credit cards or debt
>no gold digging wife or gf at the moment
>left a 6 yr relationship without loosing a cent.
>only buy quality food made by white people
>don't care for phones, but have a htc

>kicked out of home
>moved to the big city (Sydney)
>tricked some senile old German lady into letting me be her 'carer' (despite have no experience in aged care)
>full access to her bank account, live her spare room, pay no rent
>cook her meals, take her for walks and watch tv or shitpost while she sleeps 12 hours a day

Hope she doesn't have any family, I'm going to try claim her shit when she dies.

>30
>75k/yr
>full benefits
>fresh Mercedes every 8000 miles

dude wait to get married, you're not on solid ground yet. Its not safe to try and tend to a girl when you're not even stable.

no way. Not unless you're doing university. I'm on the higher end of the pay scale. The eikaiwa fuckboys are busting their asses for half of what I make.

Cost of living is cheap outside of Tokyo though. There's no reason to live in Tokyo in the first place unless you can't speak Japanese.

I can't wait till you are in your 70s and 80s pushing carts at walmart because muh pensions fucking filth... I am actually applying to the police force but i know I aint seeing shit for pensions... because I'm not a fucking meathead like you

I need a source for that

Stop shitting on Aldi, its good food, pretty much the same as any other store. They save money by not having faggots walking around the store asking you if you need help or having fancy displays for the food or buildings in expensive locations.

Aldi is smart shopping not compromising because you're poor.

source: make 100k/yr+ in s/e US and shop at Aldi

Oh am laffin

do you have to bath her and wipe her arse?

>23 year old university student
>Shop at ALDI
>Drive a 2010 Mercedes, spend $10k/year on holidays
>Live in a share house
>S7 smartphone
Parents are useless junkies, literally everything I own is thanks to Australia's social welfare net and my own hard work.
Thanks Aus gov.

>Dropped out middle school
>Dollar store flip phone
>going 50/50 with the bills while living with mom.
>Work 20 hours a week at a shitty dead end retail job.
>Talk about joining the miliary so I can make something with my life and my mom flat tells me I'm not tough enough for the military
>Oh and of course, I'm a virgin
>Was on government assistance for a while but they want me to work 40 hours a week to keep it and thats just too damn much work for someone like me

Considering killing myself if life keeps going like this. I'm sure I will be no great loss to society

Is there a Trader Joe's in DE?

Apply in a place other than some backwoods town. You need a good tax base, I chose a county where the tax base is a lot due to rich people living within the county. The State of Florida will never lose its retirement thanks to it being a tourist hot spot and people constantly moving here from the other 49 states. Gotta love it. I will retire with a great 457k pension and have a lump sum that the state will pay out at a (predicted) amount of $1.7M in 23 years.

>again, this is called smart planning

>39
>take home approx AUD$60K pa after tax
>rent
>no car (pushy)
>no cc debt, no loans
>stop at Aldi and fancy boutique grocery stores
>around 80,000 ffp

on a scale of 1-10 poverty,10 being proper poverty i'm probably about 4.

do you work?

Was anybody here shitting on Aldi?

Join the military your mom doesn't know shit... They will toughen you up... As long as you are in decent shape... Start lifting and running and you can do whatever you want

start exercising tonight. Like do 10 pushups now and take it from there day by day

then join the military

do you bang her on the side?

such a nice flag you mountain gooks have.

>Hope everything turns for the better brother
Genuinely appreciate that.
I am going to make him some breakfast now.

I hope you're right... Yes Florida will be flooded with Boomers in the future... but pensions are going to fail accross the country mark my words.. But i'm sure it'll work out for you have fun living off the state

Ayy, this guy knows what's up

>bout to be 23
>entered college with 30k- half from parents + their old car
>kept 14k after living expenses
>free school cuz .milPill
>paid to go to school cuz .milPill
>currently getting 35k cash + all rent/ insurance paid(so probably around 50k)
>already have contacts whom I only need to call once contract's up to land a job with same/more pay

Niggers who say they can't afford college are just too shit to get into ROTC scholarships

>be white Dominican
>parents sent me to university in Canada with no debt
>working for maritime trade firm
>$36,000 per annum there, which is excellent in this country
>~$7000 per annum through side-business
>live in excellent area; go to parents' holiday home on weekends and America or Europe once a year

Life's good. Get cucked, Amerifats.

>because I work from home
What do you do?

I'm finishing up hs (18) and going to CC, because I still have no idea on what career to do. Should I be looking for a career with a pension?

>do you work?
Yeah. Income's from a combination of university scholarships and the tutoring business I started up in 2014

>20
>been on my own for two years
>Professional box mover
>Night classes to be a welder
>28k a year moving boxes
>Do under the table mechanic work for employees and courier services for warehouses that missed their deadlines and need shit taken to ups/fedex hubs before they can't make their ship time
>have 10k in the bank
>730 credit score
>no outstanding debt except my phone which (((verizon))) wouldn't let me outright buy a smartphone, had to do their two year contract bullshit, gonna switch to tmobile when its up fuck these cunts
>drive a 2013 kia rio hatchback
>been practicing art skills and getting occasional small commissions for furry shit
>starting to think about dating one of my online friends because we're gay as fuck

Its been a slow start but things are looking up on all fronts really. Doing better than my 'art student' high school friends who are graduating soon and in debt up to their eyeballs. Who knows, I might even be able to buy a townhome on the edge of town in the next year or two.

I'm already setting my sights on a beautiful home that I'm going to have built in the next 6 years in Montana, someplace very remote that takes 15 minutes to get to the main road. House, with a well (may get city water, who knows) and solar panels with a great generator should cost me under $240K. I hate this fucking state, but the pension system is golden. I don't give a shit about the boomers, the tax system is what keeps the country going. If you default on your taxes you go to jail or have your wages garnished, it's a great system. Pensions aren't going anywhere bud. I will enjoy living off the state, currently there is a bill in the works where Rick Scott will make public safety pensions in the entire state UNTOUCHABLE. Thanks based Rick Scott!

>28
>$147k / year
>Drilling software engineer with deep knowledge of critical engineering systems
>Give $ away in form of dinners, outings, charity for fun

>22
>25k a year
>work full time
>class at uni, junior year
>living at home, dorms require full time classes

considering joining the army

Replying to this on my new smartphone to test how it works on Sup Forums enjoying my weekend before going to work on Monday to my well paying job

You need to shop at Krogers.

>Buy $100 worth of food including all natural fruits and veggies, and store brand goods taste really >are actually not shit quality.
>Only pay $55 because of discounts.
>regular deals like buy one pound of roast get one free, or buy 5 items for $5

Absolutely man, can't you carry anything to keep you safe?
God bless the states for gun carry

How do you drop out of middle school? Aren't you like 12 when you're there? I thought it was compulsory in America, but Amerisharts always surprise me.

Yes, if the recurring digits from my posts and yours here tell you anything, it's finding a job with a pension. Just become a cop my man, in a good, rich tax base area. Or head into the military and turn it into a career. Many of my coworkers are reserve military now so they're literally working on 2 pensions at the same time.

>26
>80K/yr
>live with parents, no reason to move out, so no rent
>bought my first car recently, with cash, mercedes
>handful of friends, only go to local cons, never been in a relationship
>still think about an heroing every night, so i can give my car and 60K+ in savings to my family, but they will likely just gamble it away
polblog

>be me
>24
>2 years ago I was still living at home, hating my life
>decide to turn shit around
>create a product for small to medium sized businesses
>sell whitelabeled marketing products with a business website
>charge $200-$400 a month depending on needs
>2 years later
>making $40k a month from recurring income
>realize this won't last forever
>going to be buying a jimmy johns soon
>get that sweet $500k a year after taxes
>going to keep buying jimmy johns until I can't anymore
>live the rest of my life swimming in sandwich money

I can't say that I'm successful. I just found my niche. You can find yours too OP.

People aren't successful because they're scared. I just said fuck it one day, and started cold calling.

i live by myself and made a little less than 8k last year, ama

T.God

>$36,000 per annum there, which is excellent in this country
>Life's good. Get cucked, Amerifats.

Your pay is equivalent to our fast-food workers. Good for your shit country, but I bet your best house will be smaller than my college apartment.

Holy shit buying your shit computer was probably an "investment" for you.

>29
>Earn $110k/yr
>Wife is a teacher @55k/yr
>I work two week schedule, with equal time off
>Travel a few times a year
>$100k in 401k
>$50k in savings
>Own our home

>Still shop at Aldis

Aldi's is dope, man.

Why the fuck. Atleast smoke weed if your going to die from lung cancer. Might even you out. Seriously it kills cancer you nigger

Man, that 'buy 6, get shit half off' deal they've got on right now is fucking amazing. I bought so much pasta. So much.

Fooled my mom into putting me into home schooling then just didn't do anything. Eventually went get my GED because my dad forced me to

Bunch of godless orientals.

Since when do they have Aldi in America