Australia is not a civilization

Australia is not a civilization.

LEAF

i had the same reaction when i saw this

fuck you australia

> 2017
> playing civ
> not playing paradox games

Of course a leaf would post the worst Paradox strategy game in the last decade.

thats where your wrong kiddo

Who jelly here?

>mfw you blew your monthly Aussie bandwidth cap to post this picture

1ST AUSTRALIAN EMPIRE WHEN

INDONESIA FOR RESOURCES

NEW ZEALAND FOR LEBENSRAUM

FORWARDS MATES

> New Zealand
> Lebensraum

Why not a country with actual land mass? Cambodia?

a canadian civ in civ 6

>special ability, other civs can annex your cities without engaging in war, they can just walk in and annex them

>British Colony
>Aboriginal Civilization

Pick one.

Whats next, the Ukraine?

>tfw they're doing the 1 civ per 1 dlc bullshit

FIRST POST

BEST POST

Canada so salty they are not in civ 6
>mfw

Don't worry leaf. You are in the game too!

>the beaver wars

>Australia is not a civilization.

We are even more than that. We are a state of mind perfected. A heavenly idyll, if you will.

Uhhhh yeah sure mate, whatever you say.
Although Australian shitposting seems to universally applicable to every Australian.

Neither is Brazil, but they're in.

ill universally apply my fist to your face in a sec mate if you dont stop with that unpatriotic drivel

>australia isn't a civilization
Yet. We have no idea what they're capable of. They're isolated with no natural enemies. They have unlimited resources and an ocean between them and the rest of the world. It's the ideal base for an empire to erupt from, think England during Medieval time period. They just need to find their long bow before they conquer us all, Kek be damned.

You faggots aren't even in the game

>Uhhhh yeah sure mate, whatever you say.

IT IS WHAT I SAY MATE IT FUCKKIN IS WHAT I SAY

DON'T INTERRUPT ME WHEN I AM BEING POETIC ABOUT SHIT YOU GAY CUNT

They should be abos

>They just need to find their long bow
That would be our treaties with USA and New zealand

Nah nah nah mate, you got me wrong. I like the fact that its all shitposting. Just its strange its so present ins aus.

civ 6 is so shit

imo its just the natural shit talking we inherited from our parents manifest online, other countries dont know what having 2 parents is like i suppose, many such cases! sad!

That's an interesting Idea user. I have no real explanation myself. Other than we were descended from convicts, and the gallows humor must have been stronk. But really I ain't got no idea.

I'm not so sure we're the greatest of allies unless you have oil or a Jewish star on your flag. Maybe Trump will put the Anglo back in Anglosphere, though.

get the rake boys

Fuck yes is this real?? Time for Australia to rise! Canada watch your back m80.

man australia is jew capititol of the world, illuminati are headquartered in sydney, we defs best allies, israel is a cover for illuminatis

on a serious note, Australia was voted as the best place to live as a Jew

I used to live next to a Jewish school in sydney. They had a guard post with private armed guards standing there all the time. Pretty sure I saw them patrolling the ground a few times. Just pistols, but still its fucking weird.

Where the fuck is Canada. America used to be our bitch?

>every dead unit adds +5 to your overall score
>when your enemies kill you, you win

>Australia is not a civilization.

Yes it is you stupid leaf

You always were the black-sheep of the family, why couldn't you just be like your other brothers

Wtf Australia. This is the kind of bullshit that makes us not want to be friends. I don't know if you've heard, but our president hates jews.

>australia is a civilization
>mongols arent

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Our PM is a Jew

Australia is a civilization blessed by kek.

>game with a theme based on the discoveries
>doesn't include portugal
for shame.

Day of the RAKE soon LEAF

So when you guys said "fuck off we're full," you meant to say, "fuck off we're full of jews."

>load up game as Australia
>hidden enemy civ is destroying and taking over the whole map
>finally find the mystery civ
>it's the emus
>proceed to get my shit stomped in
>cry while finally conceding to the great emu army

Being Australian is true suffering

Israeli immigration policy has its perks

yeah well, at least we wont get eternally btfo'd in the upcoming alien invasion, and we get to be the new world orders home base

Because NZ is uninhabited and doesn't share land borders with other nations.

Civilisation VI is shit & there are better 4x games, within & without the franchise.

But I'm really enjoying the consternation this has caused; it's an unholy union of "Why isn't my country in yet?" & "Another evil white faction, colonialism was monstrous".

Whos the nobodywith glasses that nobody outside of Australia has ever heard of?

yeah i agree, they needa make the kang civilization

is that ben garrison?