Fun fact: in 2004, a person in Burleson, Texas was sentenced to 1 year of jail time because she sold a dildo to an undercover officer. (yes, selling dildos was illegal in Texas at the time)
In 2007, a lingerie shop was raided by the police because they sold sex goods.
Ted Cruz was among the people who defended this type of legislation btw, he defended it when a bunch of sex toys retailers challenged the law in 2004.
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who cares
shoo shoo pesky jew
This is a good thing
BAN
ASSAULT
DILDOS
So you admit to be stupid, right?
go away jew
>muh 2nd amendment, everyone should have assault rifles!!
>dildos? Get the fuck in jail
>Sup Forums will defend this
These threads are cancer.
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These people are cancer
>selling dildos to people in shady backalley deals
I mean... at some point don't these people stop and ask themselves what they're doing with their life?
I'm not jewish i'm an atheist.
And even if i was the jewest jew of all jews, it would have been irrelevant to this argument
Why should we care about this? If dildos are so important to them, they can just move to any of the 49 other states that don't give a fuck.
>Why should we care about this? If guns are so important to them, they can just move to any of the 200 other countries
If they ban dildos they will ban everything.
Why would women ever need dildos in the US with so many black people around?
THE DILDOS DAHNALD
Dammit kike
kek'd
You've got the blood in you... You are tainted forever.
America is stupid and have laws over pointless bullshit. Is that what you're trying to get across?
We know. It's sad.
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>I'm not jewish i'm an atheist.
We know.
Sluts that try to sell dildos and panties should be jailed
Lmao this nigger thinks dildos are a right
>jew promoting sex toys and dildos
hmmm
Guns are protected by the Constitution; dildos are not. I don't agree with this law (or a lot of strange laws in Texas), but I respect the degree of sovereignty that the Texan people have in making their own laws. If some Texan needs a dildo SO badly, he/she can just buy a cucumber.
Would you rather women got after Jaquan's BBC or just buy a harmless 12' dildo to finally get an Orgasm
>Ted Cruz was among the people who defended this type of legislation btw
zodiac BTFOing degenerate sluts.
Second amendment wall builder
I won't indulge your cuck fantasies.
Ban blacks AND dildos desu.
Kek
You have investments in sex toy companies or something Shlomo
Dildos make women think they don't need men. They're a form of empowerment.
Good on Texas
>Texas
Steers n Queers
I'm guessing sexbots are already pre-banned as well?
Even pocket pussy must be banned.
i kekd
Wtf I hate Texas now
I have a lot of family members that live in Burleson. I live about 20 minutes north in SW Fort Worth.
I can confirm OPs post as factual. I don't remember exactly what the legislation said, but it had something to do with banning objects that could be used to commit sodomy.
Burleson is a pretty posh town. Lots of rich white conservatives.
All sex-toys are illegal in Alabama
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This thread is dildos.
I've some places in Texas were getting around laws that ban sex toys by selling things as strictly "novelty" items. You couldn't even say the word dildo or they would throw you out. Kinda like saying the word bong in a smoke shop.
*AHEM* "Sir, it's called a tobacco water pipe."
It's a good start, but America really needs common sense dildo laws at the federal level. Things like background checks, waiting periods, sensible limits on length and girth.
I mean there are US states where anyone can just walk into a store and buy a twelve inch black rubber cock without so much as showing their ID. That's pure insanity.
topkek
can't you just a banana or cucumber or something? is there really that much difference?
>I'm not jewish i'm an atheist.
>Money is the jealous God of Israel
duh
Obscenity laws are good btw.
I banana and a cucumber once, but I accidentally both of them.
Underrated
>this is illegal is texasistan
how does it feel to be cucked by your state like this?
I cant stand texas. Skinny little chicken legs drunk ass closet yosemite sam guvneh and more ass cancer for everyone. Got a roach? You're retarded? Life sentence in confinement
Hmmm, this looks like something Thomas Jefferson would have risked his life for.
Was he a plant too or just everybody else. Come ere baby gimme some head. AYO HOL UP DIS BE THE FBI
>Trump supporters dot gif
Well, at least you won't be able to go there, OP.
dude half of fucking canada comes down to the GREATEST CONTINENTAL STATE every fucking winter. shut up, no likes canada, your people dont even like canada. maybe if they did, theyd stay with rapefugees and be warm and merry all winter long.
Thought those were Adam's Apples at first.
true story, I never saw a sex shop until I was in the military stationed in san diego.
San Diego is full of 'book stores' that were full of porno DVDs and a few racks of skimpy outfits, a couple magazine racks and walls of dildos.
San Diego also had newspaper stands, you know, the ones you put a quarter in to open and then you are only supposed to take 1 newspaper. well, they also had ones dedicated solely to prostitutes and then a THIRD newspaper stand dedicated solely to tranny prostitutes.
That shit blew my mind.
This isn't still in effect is it?
I visited a sex shop a few years ago, and I'm pretty sure I remember there being dildos inside.
Good
The vast majority of dildos are bullshit since they create impossible standards for most women with related to dick
It also stretches out that cocksleeve and is in every meaning of the word degenerate
Should be culturally taboo to have one just as much as an onahole or any other type of pocket pussy
>what is a slippery slope
They ban certain types of guns.
If you let they keep banning stuff they will ban everything.
eww
>arrest a woman for selling a dildo
>Fleshlight HQ is in the capital
This fucking state man.
Based Texas.
>religion
Based Bama
So penis compensators are fine but penis compensators are not fine
DFW user, Pretty sure the law required that you be licensed to sell adult novelty items in areas zoned for such commercial enterprises. It's not that you can't sell them at all, but there are limits on where. Cities can ban "adult" business if they want (strip clubs, adult stores).
This is usually used to keep appropriate distances from schools, etc.
>OP won't acknowledge that he's obvious d&c shilling jew
so this law is ultimately good for men everywhere huh?
If you find this attractive you are just like every other dirty old man who became an adult in the 70's and I shit on your disgusting perception of sex
The silicone Jew is as much a scourge as internet porn jew
You thought South Park's "Jackin' it in San Diego" was made randomly?
>Ted Cruz was among the people who defended this type of legislation btw, he defended it when a bunch of sex toys retailers challenged the law in 2004.
Solicitor General of Texas defends Texas in a case against Texas.
That's so wrong1111!!111!!!
can't they just flick the bean like normal people? jesus christ.
>user, how much do you think I can take?
I don't think it was a Texas law. It was at the county/city level.
Not as many as Evan McMullin.
Unmarried 40 year old Mormon definitely owns a 12 incher
Evan McMullin has a 13 incher. He wraps it under him and self-inserts.
Google it.
I think she's writing checks her body can't cash.
You can sell dildos in Texas, you just have to call them educational models or personal massagers or some shit to get around the law.
Not that it matters anyway when online shopping exists.
Yeah it's what the city wants to zone for, kind of like liquor.
Who wants a Dildos R Us right next to the elementary school? (Besides Pedos and Cat Lady SJWs)
I was wrong, it is a Texas law, but it isn't enforced. The arrest had something to do with the lady being involved in an affair and local politics.
Atheist Jews are literally the worst kind of Jews, the kikeiest of kikes. They were even responsible for Communism and all the millions it killed. The only good Jews are the Karaites
Lmao. I bet this image gets tons of replies.