Mommy they will make fun of me at the Correspondents' Dinner

>mommy they will make fun of me at the Correspondents' Dinner
What. A. Pussy. This is the bitch you have in charge, can't even stand lighthearted (good or bad up to you) banter

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He is the biggest thinned skinned pussy to ever hold the office as president. Even during the dark days of the W Bush administration, former president Bush would still laugh at himself and he didn't mind comedians roasting him.

>do you think the number of people on Earth you should be afraid of is
>A)greater than one
>B)equal to one
>C)less than one
>if not C, you should be quiet.

The most insecure people can't laugh at themselves.

He literally had a roast you know. I doubt it's that he can't handle bantz. This is just another message.

>actually doing his job as president instead of wasting precious time appearing on 'comedy' tv shows and making an appearance at wasteful and pointless several million dollar events.

>actually doing his job as president
You mean watching cable fox """news"""" right?

What

the ammount of posts about this topic iv seen today.

jesus the regressives must be going bankrupt with the ammount of shills they are buying.

no one in their right mind actully gives a fuck if a politician goes out for dinner or not

I love the most recent one where he apparently watched Fox News on debt and just retweeted the bullshit :^)

ha, yeah, who is it suffering massive butthurt over being snubbed?

He was not president so that doesn't mean shit.

People are going to be shitting on him the next 8 years stfu retard.

Why should he?
The press is acting as if they're the opposition party to his presidency, as opposed to slavish shills during the Obama Administration. He doesn't really owe them the opportunity.

Do you really want to listen to desperate unfunny "comedians" make the same jokes that are based on complete lies?
>MUH RUSSIA
>MUH PISS
>MUH TINY HANDS
>MUH BANNON IS DA REAL PRESIDENT
>MUH IMPEACHMENT

why would a populist president want to go to a circlejerk with the media that hates you

the whole "nerd prom" thing is so fucking gay

He's the most powerful man in the world until 2024.
Enjoy, country that doesn't do anything.

...

Why show up to a useless dinner to get maliciously roasted by the very people who constantly wage war on you every day. Do you also enjoy showing up to random niggers houses and letting them run a train on you?

Oh btw, all this shit talk from the country who's greatest achievement was the waffle. Kys

>belgium
literally not even a country lol

the last time he went to it, they made fun of him and it wasnt even his dinner. fucking obama made fun of him.

thing is... I dont care why he's not going.
I've never watched it, its a dumb circlejerk of lefties.

We're all better for it.

The media and the left will joke about this all they want
with opinions like this, but his supporters love him breaking tradition like and not going. Its a message that donald just keeps winning

He made fun of his presidential aspirations.

Trump got the last laugh there.

Special snowflake is too good for the whitehouse so he takes trips at the expense of the taxpayers back and forth from his headquarters to the White House. He can't just live in the White House like every other president the spoiled manchild is "too good" for that isn't he

The guys been golfing for weeks, he just can't take the ego hit.

I don't care either. I'm concerned with a couple of his decisions but I'm happy with the butthurt the man generates on any given day.

The last Correspondents' Dinner he attended to was what made him run for president.

Joke's on you.

>cuts 12 billion from the deficit
REEE HE SPENT 10 MILLION DOLLARS REEEEEEEE

DONT TALK ABOUT MY PRESIDENT LIKE THAT YOU SECOND CLASS COUNTRY

(((Belgium)))

And did 10x as much.

Also,
>you get what you pay for

he should just put out an executive order to toss the lot of them in jail for a night to show them he can do stuff like that.

might encourage them to fuck off with their sore-loser antics.

>97
Something isn't right here...
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>let's have an encredibly awkward dinner where we pretend we aren't at each other's throats
What does he stand to gain from going?

>Announce PUBLICLY you are not attending a dinner where you would be viciously attacked
>be viciously attacked for not attending
>""""comedians"""" double down
>200% average viewership
>the """"comedians""""' are malicious, hateful, and spew vile/awful/sinful rhetoric for hours
>the general public becomes disgusted 30 minutes in
>they turn it off and swear off of liberalism forever

>implying anyone but subhuman leftists are going to attempt roasting him
He doesn't fear you people or anyone else desu.
Pic related.

Lay off the Belgians, burger.

My southern neighbours are the best, unlike yours.

> malta
> ipvanish

Good lord, i didnt know this. This is incredible

*incredibley

He probably got tired of going to dinners with fat, ugly, rich, jews after pic related

Some of you guys are alright. Dont join the correspondents dinner.

>hanging out with a bunch of homo loving boring retards
>no thanks

Based Trump.

He literally spends all day watching fox news, apparently

kek

ShareBlue talking points of the day:

Golfing
Travel Costs
Correspondents Dinner
Bannon (still on that one)
Fox News

Using terms like "Special Snowflake" or "manchild", don't you have anything original?

>mommy they will ask me hard questions at the debates
>skips a few of them
>drumpf is a pussy

Remember how that finished his presidential run?

Not a great argument. Think of the implications.

>Telling the entire press corp to fuck off

This man is such a boss.

> haahaa let's make fun of the popular kid
> what do you mean I'm not invited to your party?!
> waaaaah fascism

A roast where he told them what things were off limits to mock.

Because he's a fucking child.

Is Trump a puppet of Putin, Bannon, or Netenyahu?

They need to get their story straight

It's the implication of danger

You forgot muh Russia

>he didn't mind comedians roasting him

because he was a cuck.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZYuII4HrzE0

this is why we have President Trump.

The implication is that any accusation from his past loses all power because
>He was not president so that doesn't mean shit.

How fucked in the head must you be to view any form of criticism as shilling?