Spelling it "Mom" instead of "Mum"

>spelling it "Mom" instead of "Mum"

What the fuck is wrong with America? Why are you so fucking illiterate?

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>spelling it muther instead of mother

What's wrong with you Anglos?
You're not German anymore, get over it.

Lol its just the M E R I C A way to do it. I spell it mom, but I think mum is correct since the Brits were the first to use the English language, and they spell it mum

>speaking with a faggy accent
poofters get out

Thank You Wyatt.

Now can we talk about how you set the date out?

Day/month/year

Think you can manage that one?

While we're at it.

Colour, not color.

Boot, not trunk

Pants are underwear, not trousers lmao

Do you know why they sound that way?

Its the sun, Aus has so much sun that they strain their voice.

Look up at the sun and say 'ah yeah' you'll sound Aus

American English spelling was standardized before British English.
If you want extra, unnecessary vowels you can suck them out of the tip of my cock.

They shorten it by how it is written, civilised people shorten it by how it is said.

>unironically responding to slide threads
Get the fuck off Sup Forums niggers, if this is the caliber of discussion which attracts you then you belong on and I mean that as literally as possible.

>pants are underwear
And what about underpants?

>unnecessary vowels you can suck them out of the tip of my cock.
lolo ok

You need to talk to Kiwi's They fucking hate most vowels and never use any but I

>Not Mama

Kys britcuck.

I love Sup Forums

You understand we say it differently, right?
We write mom and say "mawm".
You write mum and say "muhm".

Well you're a cunt.

Underpants?

no one call them that!

implying there are overpants, lolol

>What the fuck is wrong with America?
We speak American English that's why you fuck
The most widespread form of English on the planet
Now fuck off to Sup Forums where you belong

I just fucking hate uppitty foreigners. Besides, what is even being slid?
This is just regular shitposting, not a CTR/ShareBlue/Crew raid.

wut? do you say fat instead of dad because father?

but then again i guess being american, you dont know what a father is

You are uncivilised, that's why you say it wrong.

>mOther
>mOm

I fucked your mum.

Feel better?

ALIEN PICTURES

>when Americans deliberately corrupt their language and then tell us we're doing it wrong

Says the descendant of a convict.
Australian accent is the second worst native English accent after South African and you know it.

Eastern US is closest to the original English as you can get.

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This tbqfh

I actually live in a part that was freely settled, so no, I'm not a descendant of convicts.
I agree with you one your point about accents, it sounds bloody horrible.

Actually I do have a father and I call him fat quite often

americans have some unholy hatred towards the letter u

what happened to you america? what did the u do to you

Fixing Europe's mistakes is our job

They only say mom on the moon.

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What's the point of extra silent Us everywhere?

>We know what Shakespeare might have sounded like because linguists have reconstructed the sounds of Elizabethan speech (we’ll soon explain how), and it’s very different from the standard modern British accent, known as Received Pronunciation.

>This isn’t as startling as it sounds. We’ve written before on our blog about the fact that the familiar characteristics of the modern British accent developed relatively recently, in the late 18th and early 19th centuries.

>It was after the American Revolution that the British began using the broad a (as in PAHST for “past”), dropping their r’s (as in FAH for “far”), and losing syllables (saying SEC-ruh-tree for “secretary,” NESS-a-sree for “necessary”), and so on.

>Meanwhile, colonists in North America retained many features of pre-Revolutionary British speech.

>We know this because people wrote about these changes at the time they were happening—in books on speech and elocution, in articles in contemporary newspapers and journals, in pronouncing dictionaries, and so on.

Modern day Brits and Aussies speak a bastardized English.

The current American English is close to the original spoken english language

It sounds more like a Devon/Cornwall accent.

pronounce your r's you retards, it sounds like you have a speech impediment

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What about the silent Hs in your sentence?

>mummy
>naming your mothers after corpses

It's "ma" dude.

well i guess thats the argument dayquon made to get you to start teaching ebonics, i guess 'white' americans are only a small step above trashone and demiriquiz in language comprehension, probably from all that nigger fucking your ancestors did i suppose.

i guess we should feel bad for you

None of this really matters. The vowel used doesn't matter.

It;s the m-uh or m-ah or m-oh sound, it denotes something you hold dear to you. like 'my'. You ingrain this shit into your head in many similar languages this archetype is repeated. D-ah is over 'There' 'That'.

You getting the picture yet?

>calling your mommy a desiccated corpse right to her face

mfw Brits called mummies mommys and mommys mummies

>that pic

CNN plz go

U U
U U

wtf did u jus say to me u lil shit

>How it's spelled

Reporter

How it's pronounced by Americans/Leafs

>RE-PORE-TER

How it's pronounced by Brits

>RE-PAW-TAH

Wow, it's almost like English is fundamentally a highly irregular language.

shut up faggot

Good post.

Maybe I'm an autist but chan cracks me the fuck up sometimes.

IDK mate, they're a country of angry retards.