Sup Forums Checkpoint

"HALT! Ihre papieren bitte."
This man asks you for your ID.
>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS

>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = You lead the invasion of the country flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED

>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army
>Triples = your capture brings the country flag above your post into the war to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

(((you)))

xd

Bittesehr, Soldat. Heil Hitler!

Ich kann es kaum erwarten, Bolschewiken zu erschießen!
Sieg Heil!
Sieg Heil!
Sieg Heil!

It's "Ihre Papiere". No n at the end for the plural.

inb4 bans for all of us

oshit, uh, SEIG HEIL!

Here's your ((you))

Oy vey

*raise right arm

>yellow

Should be for die juden not brown

Mah nayme ez Jamal Jeckzzon

OP is a nigger

Morgen Kamerad!

Yawn*
Good morning.

Oh fugg am i being detained

Just luger my shit up, Hanz

HALT HALT DO NOT OF SHOOT AMERIKAANA AM ASHKENAZI

HungAryan obergruppenführer here

This one is not bad, rolling

here officer

100% KEK

SHIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

Schnell Schnell, RAUS RAUS

Here you go.

Hurry up with this check point:

MY PATIENCE HAS ITS LIMITS

Anyone else noticed OP gets gassed?

Not politics.

P-please sir..

Well this is awkward.
Does this color make me a gay communist?

@

...

/b tier

gtfo

fagott

ahem, heil hitler. How is my fellow soldat today?

I'm just a travelling merchant selling medicine

Guten tag.

That's not how you address an officer

Wtf hahaha

...

Heil Hitler. Good day, here's my papers.

My papers are right here my good sir.

can i join

hi fellow krauts

>High ranking nazi in the eastern front
hahah time to freeze to death in russland

kek

Hitler here, I was wrong. Jews are actually pretty cool!

Hier bitte, Herr Wachmann!

Salut les Boches
Wie geht es Ihnen?

meine ehre heißt treue!!

What the fuck color is this???

1488

interesting concept.

Benis :DD

rollan

For Furher and Fatherland!

Normandy awaits.

Hallo Kamerad.

...

Bitte nicht

Oy vey asking for my papers is like anuddah shoah

rollan

Hallo

roll

h-here's my p-papers s-sir

blue retard

Beachte korrekte Groß- und Kleinschreibung du widerlicher Fettsack!

Yes of course... my.. papers...

checkem

Heil

;)

Here you go

roll

Kein ursache.

Heil Hitler, comrade! Of course, here you are!

hmm

>tfw always one of the baddies

Sheet, I'm off to command a shitty attack on Leningrad.... In winter... Not even Stalingrad...

Lifen ßucks

Rocker rolla

rollll

pls commie

Meine kameraden it is me your führer

shippi

Ooh shit looks like i'm based Rommel

lol faggot shot twice

Ich bin kein Jude, wirklich. B-Bitte nicht schießen.

>points at oak leaves on hat and collar

Bitte schon, Kamarad

Meine Papieren?

Lets see what this does.

awww innnn

Interesting game

Nordic arryan, no problems.

High rank here :^)

kek

Kek
Guten tag, fellow officer.

Ja Ja, Schnitzel.

Roll, officer.

i have autism

Gutten tag! Hier sind die papieren.

posting