*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

*blocks Ukraine*

*squish*

lol implying I want to go into his shithole office

He's a big guy.

good morning vladimir vladimirovich

*unzips suitcase full of hotdogs*

the nuclear codes, Mr. Putin.

*step over*

He's a blackbelt in judo but also v tiny. I was judo captain of the varsity team at my uni, I can take the fuck.

"heh, nothing personnel kid"

is he standing in front of a door? i knew he was small but nigga is short desu

*bows down and sucks his dick*

He actually did once, you know. And then he paid me back the 10 pounds he owed me. Nice guy. Charming daughter.
Did you know he writes poetry?

>I can take the fuck.
homo

H-Hello....

Mattis V. Putin

Both in their prime hand to hand only, to the death.

*annexes border town*

>What's that black spot doing on the carpet?

for you

Hello, Vlahdimir.

We have come to make a deal in the interests of true conservatisn.

Pssh, step aside Vladimir. Give back Crimea you weak manlet.

I saw him in person once.. he is manlet like me but the way he walks and stand is just weird, he really feels like he is 10 feet tall. He doesnt look like it on pictures but he is really scary in person. Even if I was 7 feet bodybuilder I would not pick a fight with him.

"Let this be our final battle".

well Mattis isn't a manlet so he would likely win

Just push him the hell over, he's tiny and he won't see it coming.

...

*groans internally* and walk away

me irl

Okay Vlad, I'm here for the emails.

...

about guns was not talking, in addition, you have compared dick with zipper on crotch.

Do a 360 degree turn and moonwalk away

Nice proxy Vlad

Who wins?

Извинитз
>politely pass by

fake

He even types like a Russian fucking kek

Be silence comrade. I'll do everything by myself.

*clears the path*

Trump begins to suck him off for the 3rd time of the day, luring him away from his post and I continue through

*teleports behind you all*

*drops polonium in your tea*

nothing personnel, kid

...

Wow RDJ really let himself go

N-nani?

H-hayai!

You think Merkel and Putin have fucked?

W-w-we are d-deeply concerned, P-Putin-kun~
P-please step aside

>bogdanoff bow to him

> he really feels like he is 10 feet tall
Describe what do you mean by this.

>shorter than a jap

>trump
>1,88
Holy shit

[spoiler]lörslärä[/spoiler]

fucking hollande man when we he not be an embarrassment

homo

It's called having presence. It's a funny thing.

I went to the same school from the first year up to my graduation, we had the same principal throughout. Naturally by the time I had graduated I was larger than her, yet I still felt smaller. The way people posture themselves and speak changes how you perceive them. Of course you consciously know how you physically scale, but that doesn't matter.

Sarkozy was also an ultra manlet though.

yeah but at least he looked like a mischievous goblin

rare

This
*snaps you neck in one quick judo move*

There's a lot of jokes about the 50 shades of gray style relationship they have. I'm sure he's at the very least spanked and fingers her and hole desu

Yeah man I see what he meant. Would be cool if that user named specific traits he pointed out.

jump above him

Merkel is a disgusting harpy with a rotten cunt and Putin shags models on the reg, why would they fuck ?

*fingered her asshole
At least I got doobs tho

I tell him I really have to use the toilet behind him ASAP!!!

I'll just replace the flags next to him with an American flag and a NATO flag.

out of my way little man

the only reason Medvedev got to be president because he's even shorter than Putin

>approach the vlad
>embrace the man with a strong handshake hug
>thank him for stopping the globalist agenda in syria
>follow him to the council chamber with various ETs, hollow earth nazis, chinese, russian, and american military
>join the discussion on the ongoing takedown of the worldwide criminal cabal of globalist central bankers and their agencies
>2017 is the year of liberation and economic freedom for the planet
>celebrate as the countdown for global financial reset is initiated

History will remember the Vlad as one of the good guys in the fight against the deep state.

It's Vova, Vlad is another name

damn i forgot how tall cameron was

>steb over him
He would be such an alpha if he wasn't a manlet

5 foot seven inches
kek

>i can take the fuck
Oh i bet you can homo

Well he was in east Germany when she was younger too.

Also, I'd imagine Vlad would get a kick out of cucking an entire country at once by fucking the Chancellor who's supposed to be sanctioning him while she facilitates nation wide rape.

If I was Putin I'd impregnate the German chancellor just for keks

* straighten tie*
* pat cheeck*
* slap buttocks*
"Run along now, little one!"

Seig Heil.

So, I guess Sup Forums's heroes are 7ft niggnog Tyrones?

>meanwhile Hitler was 5'9
>Napoleon 5'6
>Putin 5'7

>Obama 6'1
>Osama Bin Laden 6'5
>Trump 6'2

>Literally all the losers above 6 feet
>tfw

*step over him*

Are you TRYING to activate the bogdabots?

*end life in cold prison cell deep in Siberia sipping on that polonium tea*

only if you can give me the slow walkup

homo

Hello, Vladlet. Pls no irradiate

So you're here huh?
*pull out my titanium katana that vibrates so fast it can cut anything*
The antifa told me about you. Your terror ends today!
*Stab him right through the heart, then pull out the sword and swing it, covering the walls with the dictator's blood*
Huh, that was easy.

Can I have a russian qt Mr.Putin?

homo

P-please don't hack me

thought it was david brock from the thumbnail

who is the baldie second from the right?

nice coping Russian shill

25% of billionaires in Russia are jews, denying the holocaust get's you 5 years in a gulag, how is he a good guy?

did someone say bogdabots?

*Jumps over his head*

"Гocпoдин Пpeзидeнт, чecть c Baми вcтpeтитьcя. Пpoйдeмтe?"

Gnéhéhééééé ?!

I suck his dick

>taking bait from niggers
stob id

gay sex!

^_^

spasibo, amerikansky. kuda?

Enrico Letta, former Italian prime minister

ghey

>*Leads your path*

There I fixed it for you OP