History is racist, remember that

History is racist, remember that

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The only man more cucked than him is his brother

I always thought of John as being the more cucked of the two.
They had to pull crash course human geography after masses of people called them out on their bullshit.
That was tasty. A victory of commonsense against critical theory.

God he's got such a punchable face.

slide thread, sage.

human geography? tha fuck is that?

he looks like tom bradys cucked numale brother

This fellacis considered the apex modern men by many people, specially on tumblr.

Like seriously, they keep quoting and reblogging gifs with his quotes, most of them silly ones.

He's like a reverse molyneux

So, I got banned for 48 hours from Sup Forums for "spamming/reposting"at the exact time I downloaded the picture of the alien or whatever. This might be my 10th post ever made and I've been a lurker since 05. Haven't posted since the election. What the actual fuck?

>TFW they show his shitty videos to high school students.
How this faggot is a substitution to actual teaching, I'll never know. Every video he somehow mentions how America, Europeans, or guns are evil.

Could you pretty please tell me more of this story? I only saw the first episode with a tranny moron shitting in Jared Diamond and the initial reaction against it.

Die in a fire, fag. Your forced meme is terrible

Hm? What happened?
I remember watching that series back in '12. Always felt things were a bit off, especially with 'muh Mongols'. And I saw their utterly retarded hate speech episode.

Aliens got sleeper agents within the mods. So when something gets "leaked" it can be taken down quickly

>Dude killing is wrong unless it's mongols doing it lmao

i see this guy all the time. can someone give me a rundown on the dude?
the only thing i can form an opinion based off of is that picture of him comparing sluts to cereal...

Hadn't watched Crash Course in a long time.

Played the first episode of their new 'Mythology' series yesterday.

Presenter spends the first half of the video trying to explain how they aren't trying to offend anyone and that everyone's view can be correct.

Second half of the episode they tell the story of Hades/Persephone; then quickly skip over the 'uncomfortable' sexual points for another episode.

Entire comment section is filled with people saying they had better cover off every single eclectic religion/mythology from West Africa to S.America or they are being racist.

Like, most on the left, John Green will be eaten by his own.

following that episode, sargon picked up on it and did a vid in response to it.
i don't know if the vlogbros saw it but they came back on crash course with a video apologising for how poorly scripted it was, and i think john took personal responsibility of it to draw flak away from their presenter.

it's shit to do with how geography and climate affected the development of human societies and civilization.

it's been a while now so i can't remember the ins and outs, but they tried to pull some critical theory tier shit on how our understanding was "racist" when in fact it was anything but.

the original i think has been taken down, but here's sargon's response which goes in depth
youtube.com/watch?v=UvaRcDvGPck
here's john's apology for being such a twat
youtube.com/watch?v=yvFStAP7Uko

Try looking up history related videos on YouTube. You'll see his smiling face on every page

He prefers his women to have had many previous sexual partners.

Wait, you don't like Cheerios that have had other dicks in them?

I stick to lindybeige and metaweeb for my history stuff and haven't seen this smug cunts face in a while

kekd

>le ebin racism me'me
>(((John Green)))
Sure thing, friendly merchant of knowledge and truth

No way. John is the king of cucks

Look at Historia Civilis, it's an amazing channel

i love lindybeige's multiple videos on the power and place in society of women in history.
it was the most non-partisan blowing the fuck out of "muh patriarchy" i have ever seen.

Ahh, hey guys, look i found this super unpopular opinion... can i keep him?:

"I like crash course, it's witty and useful."

WTF I love history now!!!

>EVERYTHING IS CULTURE
>NOTHING IS NATURE
>OBEY US

Hey guys! I'm Hank Green and I make educational videos for young adults under the guise of non biased bipartisanship and objective truth but really I always put a leftist spin on everything! I also suffer from extremely low-t and struggle maintaining an erection. Make sure you suscribe to my channel!!!

I guess im just a right wing fascist racist mysogenist that way.

Oh shit son, in depth Roman history?
Thanks user

This machine kills facism

I hate them both.

He's a YouTube celebrity, and an author who is HUGELY popular with teen girls.

Found this guy for the first time today and I won't be watching another of his videos. Rank fucking stupidity.

He claimed the Renaissance didn't exist because it took place over a long period of time and no one alive at the time would have recognized it as a thing. Taking that logic you could argue any historical period is an arbitrary distinction because it is an epistemological discipline and these categories are constructed in retrospect to make history teachable and consumable.

He also spent the video trying to undermine the idea that Europe was anything special by pointing out how the Turks helped maintain Greek philosophy, forgetting I suppose that the Greeks were Europeans and the Turks themselves are a varied people and not shitty Arabs. And of course the Italians may have gotten wealth from trade but they chose to spend their wealth on art and science, so they get the credit for their voluntary choices here. And he managed to sneak some unnecessary classicism based arguments in there about how poor peolpe didn't see art.

In short, you could get ever more granular with history and claim no eras in history existed because everything was a series of individual events. He just cherry picked the Renaissance to shit on whitey.

Jew propaganda, what else?

He didn't use to be that fucking bad

He shut down Marxists for calling the Crusaders "Racist European colonists"

But that was years ago

I hate this faggot

If this hack really really shits on some historic person, it's a clear sign that they did amazing deeds.

>What is Globalist bankers that want to enslave us all.

There's a disgusting erotic scene in this book that would make any parent want to vomit. 13 year old girls read this garbage.

you've actually read it?
all i thought it was about was terminally ill cancer teens having a fling before dying.
did they swap catheters or something?

If I had to guess, it's probably some cuck shit right? I mean isn't his own life one big cuck story?

No, wait, I was wrong. It's not in this book, it's a different one he wrote, Looking for Alaska.

>Just as the Bradys were getting locked in jail, Lara randomly asked me, “Have you ever gotten a blowjob?”
>“Um, that’s out of the blue,” I said.
>“The blue?”
>“Like, you know, out of left field.”
>“Left field?”
>“Like, in baseball. Like, out of nowhere. I mean, what made you think of that?”
>“I’ve just never geeven one,” she answered, her little voice dripping with seductiveness. It was so brazen. I thought I would explode. I never thought. I mean, from Alaska, hearing that stuff was one thing. But to hear her sweet little Romanian voice go so sexy all of the sudden...
>“No,” I said. “I never have.”
>“Think it would be fun?”
>DO I!?!?!?!?!?!?! “Um. yeah. I mean, you don’t have to.”

>“I think I want to,” she said, and we kissed a little, and then. And then with me sitting watching The Brady Bunch, watching Marcia Marcia Marcia up to her Brady antics, Lara unbuttoned my pants and pulled my boxers down a little and pulled out my penis.
>“Wow,” she said.
>“What?”
>She looked up at me, but didn’t move, her face nanometers away from my penis. “It’s weird.”
>“What do you mean weird?”
>“Just beeg, I guess.”
>I could live with that kind of weird. And then she wrapped her hand around it and put it into her mouth.
>And waited.
>We were both very still. She did not move a muscle in her body, and I did not move a muscle in mine. I knew that at this point something else was supposed to happen, but I wasn’t quite sure what.
>She stayed still. I could feel her nervous breath. For minutes, for as long as it took the Bradys to steal the key and unlock themselves from the ghost-town jail, she lay there, stock-still with my penis in her mouth, and I sat there, waiting.
>And then she took it out of her mouth and looked up at me quizzically.
>“Should I do sometheeng?”
>“Um. I don’t know,” I said. Everything I’d learned from watching porn with Alaska suddenly exited my brain. I thought maybe she should move her head up and down, but wouldn’t that choke her? So I just stayed quiet.
>“Should I, like, bite?”
>“Don’t bite! I mean, I don’t think. I think—I mean, that felt good. That was nice. I don’t know if there’s something else.”
>“I mean, you deedn’t—”
>“Um. Maybe we should ask Alaska.”

Dudes a pedo

Reminds me of the comic creator who created the prime superhero of ultraverse. He got arrested for liking little boys.

>So we went to her room and asked Alaska. She laughed and laughed. Sitting on her bed, she laughed until she cried. She walked into the bathroom, returned with a tube of toothpaste, and showed us. In detail. Never have I so wanted to be Crest Complete.
>Lara and I went back to her room, where she did exactly what Alaska told her to do, and I did exactly what Alaska said I would do, which was die a hundred little ecstatic deaths, my fists clenched, my body shaking. It was my first orgasm with a girl, and afterward, I was embarrassed and nervous, and so, clearly, was Lara, who finally broke the silence by asking, “So, want to do some homework?”

He is not wrong in questioning periodization, especially the Renaissance which can be argued is the climax of the Middle Ages.

It is one of the more debated periods, but the problem with John Green trying to handle it is that his mindset is so fucked it cannot approach such a subject without coming off as a white guilt cuck...

Can't read past the first post. Shit is cringy and obviously written by a virgin. No wonder he's popular with teenage girls.

The real point of the video he was refuting was that absolutely everything is cultural. Its just ideas. So why would you object to anyone moving to another country. They will become exactly like you the moment they speak to anyone.

Which is trying to get so far away from biological determinism that its like an elephant in the room.

Anyone who thinks that nature and environment dont interplay to create a person is retarded. There is both biological and environmental determinism at play in creating a culture.

Culture does not exist in a vacume and someone who moves country will not automatically be the same as everyone else.

Is this real

It is. It's from Looking for Alaska, which has won awards in children's literature, and is required reading in some public high schools.

...

fuck off alex c.

bum

revolting

Everything wrong when hipsters try to pass off as nerds.

has anyone read The Fault in our Stars? I heard it was gay

Here's how to make one of his 'history' videos:

Europe is bad.

watched the movie. extremely gay

Genius! We have to teach this in university!

>"Why are breakfast foods breakfast foods?" I asked them. "Like, why don't we have curry for breakfast food?"
>"Hazel, eat."
>"But why?" I asked. "I mean, seriously: How did scrambled eggs get stuck in with breakfast exclusivity? You can put bacon on a sandwich without anyone freaking out. But the moment your sandwich has eggs, boom, it's a breakfast sandwich."
>Dad answered with his mouth full. "When you come back, we'll have breakfast for dinner. Deal?"
>"I don't want to have 'breakfast for dinner,'" I answered, crossing knife and fork over my mostly full plate. "I want to have scrambled eggs for dinner without this ridiculous construction that a scrambled eggs-inclusive meal is breakfast even when it occurs at dinnertime."
>"You've gotta pick your battles in this world, Hazel," my mom said. "But if this is the issue you want to champion, we stand behind you."
>"Quite a bit behind you," my dad added, and Mom laughed.
>Anyway, I knew it was stupid, but I felt kind of bad for scrambled eggs.

so... Tumblr the book?

This sounds like a parody of a book.

We have scrambled eggs for dinner sometimes

He forgets that the Turks spent most of the Renaissance trying to kill the Greeks and take all their shit.

what a faggot

He's slimy