IRL MOMENTS: Close-Call Edition

>be me
>secretly NatSoc
>History teacher at a highschool within a conservative town
>always dropping subtle redpills to students by making them question everything we learn (especially WW2)

>On friday, this 7/10 English teacher comes up to me
>She starts flirting with me so I ask her out to dinner that night
>she agrees and we meet up at 7pm at Olive Garden
>After sharing some laughs she proceeds to tell me that some of the students I teach say that "Hitler wasn't the bad guy" and "Nazi Germany is labeled as evil because they lost"
>A wave of intense heat rushes through my body
>manage to bullshit my way out by saying that I tell them to question everything but not to that extent
>tell her I will have a talk with them about this

>the rest of the night goes very well
>ended up fucking her brains out at her home
>i went to get a glass of water from the kitchen and noticed something on the fridge
>She has a Star of David magnet along with souvenir magnets from Israel
>Small Israeli flag hanging above her fireplace

Looks like I fell for the vaginal jew, literally.

Share your stories.

>come on Sup Forums
>read story about nazi fucking a kike

feelsbadman.

Same Happened last month:
>Make kike jokes all day long
>Friends thinks its edgy and funny
>Just the flavor and target of our mockery that day
>go to bar
>go back to some girls house
>wake up to find Israeli flag on her door
>hahaGodYourFunny.jpg

OP keep up that subtle red pilling. We should all aim to become teachers and professors. The nation would be debating white nationalism in 2 generations.

>be me
>secretly natsoc
>have not known the touch of a woman for nearly 8 months
>never have to worry about this happening to me
feels lonely honestly

Let me help finish this for you:
>goes to gym
>ignores desire to be lazy and embaressment from being out of shape
>lifts/runs all spring and summer
>joins a local sports league
>makes new friends
>hangout with people on the weekends
>Likes the feeling of pride when his team wins
>meets new women
>no longer plays vydia games, is athletic, and has a social life
The Nazi now has a new hive to propagate his ideas.

You could do the same thing by joining a political activist group or something.

i would enjoy reading more stories like this

>be me in 2013 or 2014
>recently redpilled
>get drunk in a mates housewarming party
>ask some girl if shes a kike because she looked like one
>too drunk to focus on what she says
>ask her if she loves israel
>still too drunk
>tell her i fucking hate immigrants
>she just stares blankly
>felt like I had to say something
>say haha awesome
>fall face forward to the ground
>dont remember what happened next
>next morning find out her number is on my phone
>never call

I saw the guy post that, that's a pasta

>implying i'm a fat lazy neckbeard
honestly it's more i got fucked over by the wrong woman, fool me once shame on me etc etc

It was probably me, I posted it a week or two ago and was too lazy to rewrite it.

Thanks for sharing Burgerbro, I enjoyed that.

>be OP
>history teacher in podunk town because I couldn't achieve more
>"redpilling" teenagers constantly, even tell the substitute to play The Matrix when I have to take a day off
>have a fantasy about wanting to bone a 7/10 jewess
>claim that I had no idea that she was jewish even though I pretend to be NatSoc
>i am a loser

ITT: let's make shit up

>>She starts flirting with me so I ask her out to dinner that night
>>she agrees
stopped believing the story there

How pathetic does a person have to be that there fantasy involves a 7/11 jewess?

>be me
lost me right there

>be me
>tell my boss the earth is flat
>tell coworker the holocaust didn't happen and gas chambers never existed
>nothing happened because not a westacuck

>the earth is flat
Wow, that turk blood really set in didn't it

i believe that level of pathetic is called "the average Sup Forums user"

>2017
>being a spherecuck
good goy

>be me on Friday
>doing laundry
>girl who was gf for like a month comes down to do laundry also (we're freshmen who live in a dorm)
>talk a bit about nothing in particular
>she says something trivial sucks, don't remember
>I say sarcastically "yeah that's sounds worse than the holocaust"
>she says "uhh you know I'm Jewish right"
>I say "I have 6 million more holocaust jokes if you'd like to hear them"
>she hasn't talked to me since
>mfw she's only a half kike and her family isn't even practicing
Is there a kvetching gene that all jews have? They never shut the fuck up about being jewish and muh totally real hall of cost

>we're freshmen

get out.

>making conversation with boss at work
>talking about culture and music
>he labels himself as a white guy
>he has tanned skin, black hair and black eyes
>I blurt out "you don't look white to me"
>his face turns into ???.jpg
>quickly divert conversation onto another topic

haha top fucking kek