What are based careers Sup Forums?

What are based careers Sup Forums?

working as a diversity quota manager.

Owning your own business.

The Military

You trump.....

Accounting.

that shit is still funny

Whatever get said

Trying that again

YOU FUCKING TRUMP

Living on the dole until it all collapses.

Any kind of engineer or millwright

Medicine as it is extremely well payed and the most prestigious.

skilled labor
carpentry
welding
etc
Knowing how to fix your own shit, is very useful

im interviewing for the elevator union. seems like a redpilled way to go.

Property developer
Just like Uncle Donald
Only way to make real money in this world

Hello Mikes wife

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honestly how do you do this? and how is it better than having a career? it's only a thing for single mothers with more than one kid.
OHHH
you mean you live at your weakest relatives house.

Full-time software engineer. Part-time browser game developer.

Can (((jew)))ellers be based?

This, it's quite nice especially with more and more people dropping out of the trades preferring to be white collar. I am treated like god damn super man for stripping some fucking wires.

Also it's fun to laugh at college cucks when they try to brag about how much they make and you make twice as much as them.

Post the full thing white boi.

What Trade should I go into

98.4 checking in

Upper management where you don't ever actually do anything except tell other people to do things and just spend all day emailing telling people to do things and never make any decisions off actual data and instead just gut feels and be not high enough on the totem pole that you have to worry about your complete lack of ability harming your cash cow.

Get a job in a respectable profession like lawyer, accountant etc.

Develop personal skills, connections, wealth

Run for office

Remove kebab

farmer

Depends on what you like to do.

Carpentry, HVAC, plumbing, and electrician are all good trades that pay really fucking well and are easy to get into. Carpentry has a lot lower low end pay from my experience but it picks up quick enough and I actually think the work is pretty cool. HVAC has you doing basic brazing, plumbing, carpentry and pretty heft electrical. Plumbing can be disgusting at times but usually isn't that physically demanding (you're still going to hurt your back). Sparkies are overpaid cable pullers 99% of the time but still useful.

>ranting about the jews to someone named rachel
reddit tier jdar

I make about $130,000 letting horny housewives who have tiny-dicked husbands suck me off.

I just take out local ads which read something like "6'4" stud with 9 inch cock available to receive blowjobs for milfs who never had a big one. Price based on looks."

Not medicine. Literally every med student or premed i interact with are the lowest tier blue pilled cucks you can imagine. Like one guy tried to tell me that taking in foreign doctors is the right thing to do because america needs them. Literally cucking himself out of a job.

Many were die hard Sander's Socialists and argue heavily in favor of liberal socialism, affirmative action, open borders, and a nanny state.

Its really shitty that i will have to work with these sad pathetic people for the rest of my life

>Not medicine. Literally every med student or premed i interact with are the lowest tier blue pilled cucks you can imagine. Like one guy tried to tell me that taking in foreign doctors is the right thing to do because america needs them. Literally cucking himself out of a job.
Some of my doctor clients have been pretty cool. Was shocked to find out some asian doctor actually from Taiwan had incredibly right wing views and fucking hated obamacare and obama in general with a scathing passion.

The old guard doctors are mostly republican and conservative. The new wave, my generation, drank the democrat Koolaid deep and hard. If many of my classmates knew that i was a trump supporter with strong right wing views, they would try to get me kicked out of school and barred from re-admission on grounds of some imagined x-phobia. Here liberalism reigns and any signs of dissent is met with aggression, belittlement, and character assassination. Like they make us sit through mandatory lectures on how to use correct pronouns when referring to non-binary gendered people and how we should treat gender dysphoria (aka transgenerism) as perfectly healthy and normal. Even in young children. Its really despicable

kek

Insurance Industry, they want young people

The guy I'm referring too had only relatively recently finished his internship. He said something similar but ultimately stated that a lot of people ended up more or less changing their views pretty quickly due to how butt fuckingly retarded liberal policies were and how they effected hospitals. Maybe he really was just referring to himself though, hard to tell.

Actuary Sciences, work 30 hours a week and clear 350k...Praise KEK!

Is journalism based? Heading to journalism school in the fall. I won't let you guys down, I swear.

is that whre you calculate insurance costs? How do you get into the field? A lot of accounting?

Checked.

Im a chef and I applied for law school, will know result in the next few weeks.
I hate the cooking heat, so if I don't get in my options are
>Plumber
>Machinist
>Millwright technician
Which is best? Carpentry interests me, but the money makes it a hard sell.

Math or Math/Finance. Some universities have completely separate programs for actuaries. You don't start nearly anywhere near what he says but in general, yeah, they are fairly good paying jobs. Very mathematically intense though.

Bumping

Plumbing would almost certainly be the best money. Millwright is going to vary way too much to really comment on.

Yeah, you need at least the first 5 actuary exams and around 5 years to hit 350k...not an unrealistic number desu, less work than med school and easier path than a law partnership.

NOT IT

How to get into this?

Came to say this.
Objective.
Factual.
Unbiased.
No politics.

And if if ever becomes anything opposite of that list, it gets corrected swiftly.

Oh god, working as a network admin was a special hell.

>drillers of earth

Fucking metal

I'd hire the man who has that on his CV instantly, I don't even care if he has relevant experience.

as a colleague, why?

No shit.
That and "explosives worker."
>tfw was "explosives worker" in army

I'm a linguist. How bad is it doc

NEET

living in the woods off the land. cucks need not apply.

Nothing . Working sucks , i want to retire on an island and fish and have 0 problems . Wasting your life working is bluepilled . Get rich before 30 and retire is the best thing .

4realtho?

hooah, till you fracture your ankle.

The only red-pilled occupation is owning enough capital to invest in ventures. Or a position where you hold significant power, like an elected official.

Seen this kinda shit alot
>does your pussy hurt?
Glad i got out

Wasn't that bad, the worst is getting back up to your run time. The 2nd worst part is waiting for the ER to open up because dumb fucking wives take their children with a minor cold there every fucking time.

Yeah

pharmacist career, you get payed 6 fig coming out of school for only a 6 year maybe even 5 year program, then if you want you can open your own business or move up in corporate in by pharma companies and make more money

I'm a welding inspector and it's pretty based desu. Easy work.

Way too much dealing with retarded liberal women. Just dealing with people being retarded in general was mindblowing.

>start a new job the network is so fucked I don't even know how to describe it other than set up by a 10 year old
>not even given passwords when starting, luckily security was non existent
>during my process of unfucking everything realize there's way too many worthless accounts and you have John logging into Laura's account even though said Laura quit a year ago
>decide I'll take care of that so I can organize some shit
>"hey everyone I need to clean up some old accounts since the last admin didn't and I know some of you use accounts that aren't yours so if you need anything from those accounts make sure to let me know some time this week"
>"no we don't need anything user! Thanks for the heads up!"
>delete accounts in my constant effort to unfuck said entirely fucked network
>"user OH MY GOD I NEEDED THAT PDF"
I don't know how clear I have to make it that fucking realestate39 was getting wiped when everyone has personal AD accounts.

it felt like 90% of my time was spent tard wrangling and begging for a bigger budget while explaining that no I don't want to build out our new restaurant using 20 year old switches you got from an auction after a walmart shut down.

I mean I deal with bullshit now but this was bullshit on a professional level.

Dentistry, besides the jews. All of my colleagues are armed to the teeth and redpilled

I'm considering going into Accounting.

>chairforce
You fairy. kek, bet you've never made a bunk fort.

topcuck

And suicidally depressed from having to stick their faces in other people's mouths all day

People that get rich usually aren't the type to quit working, and those that get rich quick and then "retire" often blow it before long too.

As I an accountant I can say there are still too many women in our field

army national guard niqqa

I track down and catch welfare cheats and cut neets of neet-bux. Feels good.

Is that in between your manager shifts at Wendy's?

>when you're afraid your buddies will catch you jerking off

Careers are irrelevant. AI will replaced all jobs by 2030.

It's practically see through.. For an uninterrupted jerk, just go to the shitters, for a combat jerk, just face the other way and close your eyes.

Only work that is dedicated to the contemplation immutable and changeless things:

Metaphysics
Theology
Classical Philosophy

Things like that.

I can't speak for the rest of the military but no one even thought of the term "getting caught" in reference to jerking off since everyone just did it in public ALL OF THE TIME IN EVERY SITUATION when I was in the Marines.

>It's practically see through.. For an uninterrupted jerk, just go to the shitters, for a combat jerk, just face the other way and close your eyes.
>for a combat jerk, just face the other way and close your eyes.
Confirmed grunt.

AI can't replace my job without singularity. I don't see that happening anytime soon.

Nope, was a 35F, intel analyst. I was just attached to a grunt division part of a support bn, so I hung out with a lot of MP's and engineers and other intel guys.

Medical scientist. Normies get out of my ivory tower REEEEE

Most computer scientists and prominent businessmen agree that we'll have universal unemployment as early as 2030.

yeah but how is one supposed to make a career out of these things nowadays?

No, shit money forever

working at mcdonalds idiot

Nigger, the only people people who are more creative with their books than accountants are fiction authors.

Priesthood, teaching, ministerial work ... granted, the money isn't great

Who says I care?

No shit 35f myself ship for basic in may i hear Arizona is nice for ait hows intel life?

The best way to go is robotic engineering or run for office if you want a job. Eventually A.I. will take pretty every job besides those 2 kinds of jobs. Or you could be a farmer and grow/raise your own food.

*pretty much every job
Not pretty every

>metallurgical engineers

there are welders out there who checkmark this box

that survey/census is horrendously inaccurate

*pretty much every
Not pretty every

confirmed high school student who does not know the meaning of the words he uses.

AI cant do science.


the best we have now is software that basically does the exact same thing that graduates students already spend hours doing:

reading research papers to find examples of different experiments that may have overlaping/parallel trends that can be exploited for different purposes.

eg: looking for new chemical reactions by looking at what has already been published.
If the entire Amazon cloud, and every single super computer cluster on earth operated on 1 single quantum computation program, you could simulation about 1 nanoliter of liquid involved in a realistic chemical reaction for about 1 milisecond.

that would take all of that combined computational power about 1 month.

99 reporting in have never met a female who does this

Not to mention, all the morphine you can handle!!!

Mmmmmmmmm