Brit/pol/ - tfw no YKTD Edition

>Thread Themes:
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> Arron Banks has issued an ultimatum to the UKIP Leader Paul Nuttall: Let me professionalise the party and make it electable or I’m gone!
express.co.uk/news/politics/772162/nigel-farage-paul-nuttall-arron-banks-ukip-takeover-donor

>Brexit will 'end freedom of movement as we know it', says Home Secretary Amber Rudd
news.sky.com/story/brexit-will-end-freedom-of-movement-as-we-know-it-says-home-secretary-amber-rudd-10782740

>Nigel Farage dines with Donald Trump and Ivanka in Washington
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/26/nigel-farage-dines-donald-trump-washington/

>Don't give up, Jeremy Corbyn urges Labour
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39093981

>Gina Miller Launches Campaign to Keep Open Possibility of Staying in (((EU)))
breitbart.com/london/2017/02/26/gina-miller-launches-campaign-to-keep-possibility-of-staying-in-eu-open/

>Sadiq Khan sparks row with SNP after claiming there is ‘no difference’ between Scottish nationalism and racism
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/scottish-labour-conference-mayor-of-london-sadiq-khan-row-snp-nicola-sturgeon-no-difference-scottish-a7599111.html

>Lily Allen targetted by trolls in Twitter row over the stillbirth of her son
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Why is brit/pol/ such fucking cancer

Seriously get off my board
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V.good parody of the two main parties don't know what greens or ukip represents though

>Tfw no more Brit/pol hunger games

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Yes because invading is better than being invaded, what sort of shit is this?

>muh people's revolution
theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/26/us-billionaire-mercer-helped-back-brexit

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“Only the Jew knew that by an able and persistent use of propaganda heaven itself can be presented to the people as if it were hell and, vice versa, the most miserable kind of life can be presented as if it were paradise. The Jew knew this and acted accordingly. But the German, or rather his Government, did not have the slightest suspicion of it. During the War the heaviest of penalties had to be paid for that ignorance."

What did he mean by this?

tripfags overdose happened due to slow news syndrome. I hope article 50 being triggered at end of march fixes it.

also
>amerryshit
>on brit/pol/
gtfo

Look where Nigel is these days

That's right, he's ours now

C U C K E D

>this is what mayflies believe

>be nige
>fuck the uk
immediately leave for the us

ah yes

>drumpfkins

cover your hair in front of us infidel bitch trash!

lmao brits are fucking losers

Replying from last thread. Rachel Riley is Jewish, look it up. I've heard her come out with it on several occasions

>Are Nige and Are Don in the light
>everyone else in the dark

what did they mean by this?

They are angels sent from heaven to save the white race from the dark skins

>lmao brits are fucking losers
This, although I have to admit that they're not as bad as yanks or the worst of the bunch, canacucks.

>“An user's heart is a deep ocean of secrets. But now you know there was a man named YKTD and that he saved me...in every way that a person can be saved. I don’t even have a picture of him. He exists now...only in my memory”

All of those countries we colonised resisted their invasion. Why do you expect us not to?

Calling on Brits to sign this petition which involves all chain-restaurants having non-halal meat & for halal meat to be labelled:

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/185421

>inb4 petitions don't work

We might as well try.

She can be my uncle Imran's fourth wife.

This brings up the question

Why do British people have such high, flat foreheads? It's the easiest way to spot anglos.

I don't give a fuck unless it's to her.

She supports Manchester United to, looks fine, and can do my accounts as I use her mathematical prowess to play the financial markets.

You saying you would say no?

Big brains, also why we go bald so often. Biig brains push the hair our they're so big.

But at least he's gonna go after the Paedos.

Unlike our sham "Inquiry"
> Lose victims testimonies
>Change CHairs about 4 times
>Have victims groups call you out for being shit.

Will you ban Kosher too?

Oy vey!

But why? Not eating meat because some religion said some words next to it to magic it into being safe is pretty retarded

>KEK

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Exactamundo.

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Ah yes, persuade them by calling them weak cowards with shit memes on an oriental kite making forum, I guess we should start calling you Joseph Goebbels Jr. you little ray of sunshine, you.

Fuck off you absolute spacker.

>cravendale
GET OUT

Met a few Romanians and they were white, honestly was shocked had a metal image of them all being Turkish/Gypsy mixes ahah

How many of you are ready for the great British race war?

>Russians were range banned for a month after the first week of Rus/pol/
>Brit/pol/ is here for ages
Really makes you think

Thoughts on Reality Calls?

It's the method of halal food.

lol why the range ban?

You also have a special relationship, but it has to be hidden for security

THOUGHTS!?

youtube.com/watch?v=7qGzM0zpYW0

now that's what i call droll

don't know. Cuck mods? Compromised website ownership?

>Cuck mods? Compromised website ownership?

Well, that goes without saying. Fuck 'em.

As a lefty, I'd still give a raging shot to Isabel Oakshott.

The dirty Ashcroft harlot.

pretty much

>Why yes of course.

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I'm always ready for one:

Men. We are simple creatures.

what is this tripe

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>OP
>Saffa filth

Absolutely disgusting.

>Americans
>banter
It doesn't exist folks!

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>American
>use the most British looking man in existence

hmm

Reminder that brit/pol/ unironically wanted pic related to run this country.
HAHA HAHA

>he wasn't a /leadsombullet/

>Anything other than the Queen.
Heathens, all of you!

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Why is Farage the best?

youtubemultiplier.com/52d6dbcccceba-the-real-slim-politician.php

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He gets all the qt's.

>chick on the left
You know she want the NIGE.

So is Nigel replacing Sir Kim Darroch as ambassador?

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>you will NEVER be invited to eat at this table with the gang

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>tfw you'll never have to pretend not to be disgusted by Trump eating a well done steak with ketchup

this is literally the only thing I don't like about him

Who are the others at the table? I'm assuming that's Jared next to Ivanka, but who are the other 3, to the left of Nigel.

Jewish bankers.

Gov. Rick Scott and probably Trump's wife.

for

Child Abuse inquiry:

First set of public hearings to begin today.
Will be about British children that were shipped to Austrailia.
Fresh meat for the paedo priests there.

youtu.be/fZzl_vniLUw

Better pic!

There is literally nothing wrong with being a Jewish banker.
Thanks.

Nige, Jared, Ivanka, Don, Rick Scott

don't know who the other two people are

Gerald Kauffman has died.

Famously said he let the left lose in 1983 and is from Manchester.

>11:01 PM: Nigel Farage can be found wandering the lobby of the hotel with a large glass of red wine. His teeth are wine-stained, and the British politician is happily swaying and speaking with anyone who approaches him.

>tfw you'll never have a casual conversation with Nige while drinking wine

>tfw you'll never drag Nige to the disabled bog and suck his willy while he auto-asphyxiates using his tie and the bars on the wall

may have gone too far in a few places

I forgot one detail

>while Trump watches under the door

What the absolute fuck happened to comfy hours?

>Nige
>British politician

Pick one

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