>tfw you are an overweight, 27 y/o "man", living with his parents and have given up on women, my race, society, finding gainful employment and ever fulfilling a life worth living
Should suicide be legal?
Also, anyone wanting to satisfy their blood lust and destroy some government property?
Me. I'm talking about me.
KILL ME
Dear Millennials,
Your chicks are all sluts.
Thank you.
Signed, GenX.
Suicide might be illegal, but how are they going to punish you for it? Just do it, user.
Stay here you fucking doofus we still need you
Kill yourself pathetic white boy
don't kill yourself user
but if you can't really stand life itself
I hope you can find a peaceful way to die
like od yourself with morphine
Same, but maybe your need to vent your problems honestly is cementing them for longer than necessary.
"Suffer In Silence" is the best motto because only the people capable of solving the problem should know about it. The only reason men are encouraged to admit their weaknesses is for women to exploit and prolong them, not fix them.
Start by eating about 500 calories less than you need. How much overweight are you?
If your gonna kill yourself at least go out in a hail of bullets after killing a pile of niggers.
>satisfy their blood lust and destroy some government property
fuck you cunt leave other people's hard work alone. If you wanna wreak some havoc kill some terrorists.
sounds like me
my only difference is that im trying to compete with chinks on the property market and recently started liftan
otherwise im just another failure
Look after yourself
Checked
>living in trumps America
>being this much of a need
go outside user I promise it's better than you think out here.
>What if I get arrested for killing myself?
Durrrrr
Seeing as how I have a Remington 870 handy, it would be sufficient, but I am too big of a pussy to pull the trigger. Plus, I wouldn't want to put my parents through that, cementing my final fuck up in their minds eye for the rest of their lives
YOU are government property, you syrupy thick fuck
You think that's bad, I just got banned from Sup Forums for saying I want Grimes to urinate on me.
Um read your bible. Go to church. This suicide thing will seem like a joke once you've got Jesus.
You're going to die VERY soon anyway (relatively speaking, human life is short) so there's no point in rushing it. You might as well enjoy some quality funposting while you wait for the inevitable end that is coming whether you welcome it or not.
find a purpose and live
you live for no one but yourself
No one's going to put cuffs on your corpse m8
i was just like you, then I started going to church. You gotta chill with people ffs. You can't just stay in your room for weeks and feel good one day. You gotta move your fat ass and join some kind of community. It doesn't have to be church. It just has to be something you fucking fuck,
go vegan.
Fastest way to improve health and lose weight.
Then read read read, go outside to walk, go to the store and talk to the cashier, etc
This
Trade school, no joke. You will find meaning
Losing weight doesn't magically solve any problems btw and it actually created more for me.
>Should suicide be legal?
Weird wording. What are they going to do ? Arrest you? Knock yourself out.
On the other hand, I too am curious as to how many people would do it, if it was a painful, quick service provided legaly.
How about you pol? Would you do it if it was easily accessible and quick?
Don't listen to this guy. Been outside the last 3 years: no vidya, little lifting, all that shit. Made some friends but it's boring as hell and mentally exhausting. Lose weight and get some hobbies.
stop eating crap and hit a treadmill, fatty.
it's not hard.
>recently started liftan
lot of internal benefits in lifting, hang in there, user
And I am no one.
Literally another bag of heated fluids wandering around on the same ball of dirt as the rest of us
Assisted suicide guys, come on
brah, get over to /fit/ and change your life. it's never too late, never.
Nice cherrypick. Now accept the reality, monkey.
It will not change your life. You'll lose weight that's it.
Why would you be curious user? It already exists in the Netherlands, just look up the stats
Just do it.
>assisted suicide
That's called homicide. In your case, homocide.
WTF is the point? Woo, get /fit/! Drink brotein shakes and jerk off to my muscles. Then what? Be surrounded by ravenous shit hawks of women that are worth a cock flavored lollipop?
It means very little to me, then again, not much does anymore.
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>a life worth living
Do it for Trump
Suicide is just committing murder, the murder of oneself.
God still has plans for you son, get on down to your church and find out how you can find fulfillment and meaning in life.
>surrounded by ravenous shit hawks of women
Dream the fuck on
Literally nothing changes. You're just not fat anymore.
Literally am waiting on a letter in the mail to take an aptitude test for an electricians union. It's been 3 months and I'm running out of patience and interest
I know, but it is kinda hassle to set up, in the terms of procedure and bureaucracy, isn't it?
I'd probably lose my interest, because it sounds like too much of a pain in the ass....
Huh, sounds like I am too lazy to kill myself.
I meant something like Futurama Suicide boots.
Why don't you just get a gym pass and join the Army in 6 months? What the hell do you have to lose?
Start exercising releases endorphins will help your mood. Cut out sugar start eating right. Go to church. All of these things will improve your mood and overall life.
I did biohazard cleanup, which consisted of a lot of suicides. No parent should have to see or go thru that. Often times they don't know there are people to clean it up for them. They do it themselves and it stays with them forever. Or their renters or homeowners policy doesn't cover it and with funeral expenses they have to do it themselves.
Then what the fuck was the point of going through the effort fuckstick? Sweet abs? Perpetuating and possibly lengthening a shit existence that I want to end?
/r9kpol/ are the worst posts. Some of these are the kind of people that like to LARP (or maybe not) as national socialists (Nazis).
Men why are u going to commit suicide when it's all reaching the disassembling point.
Wait a few and prepare for the party.
The girls are sluts, and the money doenst matter, all that matters it's the blood cleansing that it is to come.
Wait and you you puny little frog. We need to be high in numbers dont give up, go play some skyrim with some waifus installed or something just dont loose focus.
People treat you better when you're skinny. When you go to the store the clerk makes eye contact and genuinely smiles at you while handing you your change instead of staring down and putting your money on the counter. It's like night and day. That alone will help your mood. People don't like seeing the human form deformed by gluttony and sloth. You should lose weight just to make others feel more comfortable around you. I need to lose 50lbs for my wifequest.
then i guess you are just better off eating a 12gauge.
You can lose weight bro. I've lost sixty pounds.
OP's failure is not enough for him to die. He must rise up. Above it all. Kek wills it.
Self esteem, health and at least you don't look like a disgusting piece of lard.
so many 7s
>Literally another bag of heated fluids wandering around on the same ball of dirt as the rest of us
>Nihilism
There exists a higher man beyond the material plane.
This is the first post that gave me a little bit of hope
Part of me, on some horrible, primal level wants to just maim, destroy, kill, feel the warmth of someone's coratid artery spray me with blood, the feeling of a skull caving in underneath my boot
TO CRUSH MY ENEMIES, TO SEE THEM BEING DRIVEN BEFORE ME AND HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THEIR WOMEN
And then I'd get bored and be back here complaining
Enh go see a shrink. There have got to be ways out, and he'll give you pills that will fill you full of hope(*) enough to go pursue them. /Thinking/ about suicide gives relief - doing it is a waste, which you'll see when you get out of your current hole.
(*) my experience - I felt like I was excited about something but I couldn't figure out what.
Waiting for an answer to this..
Are you underage? That's really fucking edgy.
Sweet abs? Losing weight does not equal muscle.
I didn't assert there was a point or that you should. I'm just letting you known that losing weight does not magically solve one single solitary problem.
When I lost weight, store clerks who I literally had no idea who they were completely freaked out on me. It actually got very annoying. Losing weight actually created problems for me instead of solving any. I much prefer for people to leave me the fuck alone.
Fucking apparently it does to these dumb cock suckers
>huehue get /fit/ and everything is gonna be ok!
Read the goddamn thread nigger, or are you too busy beating the shit out of someone for the last loaf of bread in your country?
Thomas Mann said that thinking about suicide just means you want to end /this/ life, ie you want change, not death necessarily.
You have internet in your cartel's safehouse, Pablo?
Also,
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does legality matter when you're dead? just end it man. your parents would probably cry for a bit and then realize how relieved they felt with you out of the picture for good. do it for them.
Wtf is this trade meme?
What a fucking underage, useless faggot. You would not destroy shit, except maybe punching your wank pillow in your cosy apartment, after a nice, big bowl of icecream your mommy made you.
You? Killing yourself? Sure, pal. You will just continue your pointless, spoiled existence, complaining about it on the web as a mirror image of some tumblrite attention whore.
Uh yeah it's called going to hell aka afterlife jail
The point is to be happy you stupid fuck
I went from 285 fat depressed fuck to 240 happy fuck with a girlfriend in a year by lifting
Either seek real ways to give yourself self satisfaction and happiness (not to mention change your neurochemistry through exercise) or just fucking off yourself
This boo hoo gibs me attention because I'm a sad cunt post is garbage and you should feel bad. If you really wanted to an hero you would have already
So hold onto that shred of hope and make changes in your life you dumb fuck!
Fasting. Intermittent or alternate-day. Google that and the author 'Fung' or, buy the book. It couldn't be simpler. Your weight does go up and down but, overall, down, and it's simple af.
>Plus, I wouldn't want to put my parents through that
This is truly THE most retarded reason for not suiciding.
Firstly, no-one is asked if they wanted to be born. You are simply dumped into the world, like it or not. A civilised society would give everyone the option to check out.
Secondly, if your parents had done a better job, you would probably not be in your predicament.
Finally, the alternative is to go on living, for decades, a life that is so shitty that you want to end it. Only the most selfish cunt would ask you to do that. And that includes your parents.
>it means very little too me... not much does anymore
Then kill yourself. Since you haven't done so, find the reason that you haven't and build off that.
Also, this is not political, get the fuck off Sup Forums
Poe or retard?
Sure, kill yourself and go to hell, or end in limbo.
Or you can man up. Go outside and exercise - do this everyday. Walk and jog to the library / community center, find out about volunteering.
Depending on your region, there might be funding programs that encourages volunteering and/or help with costs of looking for work, check out your employment center.
You are only 27, I know Napoleon was Second Lieutenant in the Army for artillery at age 16, but people back then weren't expected to finish university at around age 24 or 25, and in this economy, with our mess of a post-educational system, you can't be completely faulted for your failures, unless you give up now.
Which god, champ? The guy's on the edge and your advice is to get himself an imaginary friend. Fucking moron.
You're right. It would be the ultimate slap in the face to your parents. They only feed and house you because they haven't given up on you yet. Giving up on yourself is nothing short of betrayal.
Eat less. Center your life around eating less. Go for 1500 Calories. No soda, milk, or fruit juices. Anything more sugary than Gatorade is a no-go. Moreover, limit yourself to 2-3 non-water drinks each day. Also, try to walk some. Fresh air and sunlight help a lot. Try to develop your social skills by talking to your parents. Also, try to write, draw, or find some other creative outlet to develop some self-expression. Don't worry about who you are now. Just make better choices in the future and take solace in the fact that you are improving each day.
I've also heard that simple things like keeping your room clean and making your bed can put you in the right mental state to stay positive throughout the day.
As far as employment goes, once you learn to be happier and talk to people, you should be able to find something livable.
>Be happy
Wow, never thought of that shit
>Seek real ways to give yourself self-satisfaction
I know what I want, but it's not really in keeping with today's standards of civility, and you get called a faggot
>an hero
I asked someone else to do it for me. You live in America, you should know how things work around here.
Best bit of advice in this thread is . Kill your parents, then kill yourself.
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GENERATION BOOMERANG examines why so many of today’s young adults are slow to launch. The reality is that getting ahead today requires post-secondary education, leaving many young people heavily in debt. And finding a job is tough. In Canada, the unemployment rate for 15 to 24 year olds sits at 14% — double what it is for the general population. But those aren’t the only reasons young adults are choosing to remain under mom and dad’s roof. After a childhood of overprotection, overindulgence, over-everything, many of today’s 20 and 30 somethings are finding the real world just a little too real. Why share a dingy basement suite with 3 roommates and eat macaroni, when you can live in a comfortable renovated basement and eat mom’s pasta primavera? And parents? Many are just fine with the arrangement, because they consider their kids their friends and like having them around. And they are quick to come to the rescue whenever they see their offspring headed for adversity.
Stop stressing about now and start working for the future. Even when fortune rains fish, it is the ones prepared with a net who benefits. The economy is icky now, and yes, you will keep getting rejected over and over, but keep trying, you might hit one, and don't feel bad if you get rejected.
Schedule your time, devote some time to job searching, but don't worry about it the rest of the time, exercise, socialise, expand your skill sets.
lots of jobs that involve not sitting on your ass.. millenials are too soft for that.
>(((Why share a suite with 3 roommates)))
Globalism in a nutshell
>leave home to be independent
>have to share so you are not independent at all
They basically shill the immigrant/communist lifestyle, get used to share a room until you die because your wage will definitely not be enough in the few places left still hiring. It's incredibly common with italians moving to the UK, or in Germany if there's no welfare backing them up.
How about you either
>A) take control of your life get healthy find a physical that will earn you money to enjoy your life
or
>B) Learn to stop worrying about shit and enjoy the little things in life.
Your alive and you get to witness the greatest time in the history of man and if you have an opportunity to take part in it or just watch it in amusement.
It's the same here
You were one of the people who was enough of something to get a decent job and make a living for yourself, a shit tier pleb who lives with several roommates just to get by, a NEET who lives with mom and dad, or in my case, a shit tier pleb who couldn't even hack it, even having quite a bit of job experience.
I have literally had over 30 jobs in my life, all of which I have quit or been fired from, very few on good terms
you pathetic fuck just get fucking fit
is that-a-way
How about you get fucking white, you goddamn subhuman piece of shit?
No, you can't be white because you have no idea of the amount of fucking weight that rests on your goddamn shoulders, to have to take care of you fucking jabbering NIGGERS with foreign aid gibs because you worthless, oxygen thieving monkeys can't figure out how to grow your own goddamn food
>HA! Argentina isn't Africa!
MIGHT AS FUCKING WELL BE NIGGER
There's really nothing wrong with that. If you really get mad, before you kill yourself, make a list of people you hate and kill them first. I recommend left-wingers, especially if they are rich, any big CEO who donated to Hillary would make an excellent target. If you're going to throw your life away, don't do it for nothing - take one of the left-wing socialist globalist overlords with you.
Kill the Chelsea Clinton and the Obamas first. (not Malik, he's cool)
There is a special plan for you user.
You know what keeps me going, OP? The time we're living in right now.
You posted on this board. You probably are well aware that we're living in an era of nigh revolutionary happenings all across the West. We have history in the making here like we've never seen before. And I can't help but be fascinated by it, driven by the urge to witness it all. Every day I look forward to waking up and seeing some insane new story that couldn't have possibly been published just two years ago. Reality is more interesting than fiction nowadays.
In light of all this, my personal situation doesn't feel as interesting or important, but I see something I may have in common with you and it's most likely that we both lack structure. I'll be attempting to join the military soon and I recommend you do the same. It'll give us both some direction and purpose, and maybe even an outlet for your bloodlust, eh?
Oh yeah, because I just have a set of body armor and some automatic weapons all greased up, ready to go. If it were that easy, enough worthless people through history would have made more of themselves. Besides, this sanctimonious fuck nugget here >apparently thinks I'm a part of a plan.
Do, go on, what is this plan? Your god's plan? The plan you wish to change every time you pray, even though you say the plan cannot be changed but still persist to pray?
An official military ran by a world government would never accept me. Fuck, they flat out told me at the goddamn NAVY recruitment office, that I wasn't suitable to serve, before any sort of test. Didn't even get the regular recruitment officer bullshit, just quiet contempt and disgust.
Don't die user. wait a few years, and your body and mind will be needed for your nation.
Here's what you're going to do OP
>Buy this shit:selfauthoring.com
>Do all three self authorship assignments
>You will figure out why you're such a massive faggot
>You will make a plan to not be a faggot anymore and restore balance to your life.
The Frog God commands it.
Probably cause you're a bit overweight. There's your incentive. Lose some weight, get in shape, kill some shitskins, enjoy benefits into old age if the libshits haven't gutted them by then
LARP^. So easy to spot.