Tfw embarassment to the white race

>tfw embarassment to the white race
>flunked out of college
>can't get a real job
>mostly NEET, do temp manual labor when I can
>live with parents
>KHHV
>too ugly to get with a Aryan qt
>went bald at 19
>no motivation or ambition
>complete and utter failure

What am I supposed to do?

I am the untermensch Hitler was talking about

I can't even really discuss politics and try to redpill people in real life because I'm such an embarassment I represent our side poorly and would just give liberals more ammunition against us.

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what's wrong with simply living? why must you live by someone elses standards? and if it's your standards that are high, why not try living up to them? honestly, suicide seems like the only option

>What am I supposed to do?
It depends. How hard are you willing to try?

>bald at 19
Become a hero retard

Ignore pic, just try to move on with your life, i was an utter failure 2 years ago but now things are working just fine, look after yourself and take care

Life's barely starting. Honestly as a man nothing really awesome happens until your 30s. Use your 20s to build a base for that.

Me: 6 years ago, living in parents' basement, no money, grad school dropout, both underqualified for any real job and overqualified for any shit job. Chubby.

Now: taught self to program, making $190k a year, living in sweet oceanfront apartment, harem of cuties, getting fit working out by the beach. Oh yeah and balding but who really gives a fuck? The girls don't actually care that much what you look like, they care about how safe/protected/feminine you make them feel. If you are prematurely bald fucking own it. Focus on your physical fitness and get a good tan. Maybe a beard if you can grow a decent one or some tattoos if you are into that sort of thing.

Quit manufacturing reasons to keep yourself down.

Also, pick up some fucking books. Biographies. The famous successful people in the world failed plenty - but they didn't go on Sup Forums bitching about it.

>suicide

I'm scared though. What if even death isn't the end? What if there's a hell.

And I'm such an incompetent fuckup I probably wouldn't even do it right and end up a vegetable for the rest of my life.

>taught self to program
How much did you have to study until you could land a job? i dropped out of CS studies a few years ago. Programming felt pretty fun and natural to me but I never got around to actually practice it after dropping out.

>The famous successful people in the world failed plenty

But did they get themselves $40,000 in student loan debt before failing out of college?

How am I ever going to get out of this

Well sometimes you have to take your chances

I used to be you OP.

I was 22, failed out of college, doing decent at online marketing. Still lived at home, said fuck it and made a change. I'll greentext the rest.

>noticed huge disparity in custom web design, it's either $2,000 or $20k+
>gimme that money
>came up with a system to design websites that looked custom, tons of options
>also provided how-to marketing videos, white-labeled marketing software, etc.
>charging $200-400 a month
>cold called businesses, every damn day. Had ONE thing that I said that made owners agree.
>came back to them in 3 days with a finished website
>they were hella happy
>gladly paid the monthly charge
>2 years later
>24
>make around $40k a month

Lifes good. Find your niche, OP. Exploit it. Anyone who said business is hard, doesn't hustle hard enough.

>Find your niche,

How do you do that?

I don't know anything that I'm good at. I used to think maybe I could be a writer but I'm terrible at writing.

For me, I've always been around computers. My first was this stupid slow acer that was made in like 1998. Eventually I got into web design and online marketing. Like, I'm lazy as fuck as a person. But I realized this was what I needed to do.

Think about your passions, hobbies, etc. and think how you can make money from them.

Ya fucked up.

You can change yourself, people do it all the time. Focus on improving your worst aspect, one step at a time.

You kinda glossed over the "going bald at 19" part.

I started looking thin on top at about 30, and man oh man you could not exaggerate how night-and-day it was with women.

also, you are probably talented and a good salesman, neither of which can actually be taught or learned. and stop saying "hella". or keep saying it, you're the successful one.

Gys weak untermensch.

6 months top a year and you will be fine.

right...

Pic related is one option. Getting urshit together and living until 80+ years to see your beautiful white grandchildren enjoy the fruits of the Trumppenreich is another.

fake your death better to start at
0
than
-40,000

>hell
the thing youll encounter after death is being born again. its worse than hell. its a gamble you see. you could be reborn as an alfa but probabilities are in favor of you being born as another favela dweller. then you'll be really fucked.

Wanna know the difference between someone who is successful and who isn't?

They aren't afraid. They aren't afraid to get rejected, aren't afraid to fail and certainly aren't afraid to be considered a failure. With cold calling, it was if they didn't like my pitch it was on to the next one.

Once you stop being afraid, you can be successful at anything.

"good salesman, neither of which can actually be taught or learned"

This is also false lol. I illegally downloaded like $20k worth of videos from Grant Cardone for like $20. Shit was worth every penny. That dude can teach a deaf guy to sell CD's.

>Think about your passions, hobbies, etc.
I don't have any. I don't enjoy anything. Nothing interests me.

You're probably right desu. My mom is an ugly idiot herself, and she had me in her 30s so I am very likely autistic. I also show a lot of traits that indicate I may be on the spectrum.

I was a genetic mistake. I should have been gassed.

It's weird though. I was always told that I was really smart when I was a kid.

I assume most 'successful anons here are larping about lives they wish they had. Don't take their stories seriously and compare yourself. The first thone no you need to get over is no motivation or ambition. Atleast try. You'll always fail if you don't try, that's obvious advice. As long as you aren't homeless with no friends or family, you have a shot.

Jesus this pissed me off. I'm already going thin since 25

Become an EMT, that's what I did. Shit pay, but you can become a paramedic once you learn enough to make more. Not easy either but you will get through it and it will make you more of a man. Only one semester of school required.

>I was always told that I was really smart when I was a kid.
people were just being nice and/or prejudiced because you were an ugly cunt.

Just gotta keep on keepin on, brother.

You know what to do user

I want to you get a sales job. Right now.

I want you to get any sort of sales job you can, tell them that you want to learn as much as possible. Get good with your craft, say the stupidest shit ever to sell a product and fail. Once you fail you start to realize what works and what doesn't.

I'm willing to bet you'd be a damn good salesman if you tried.

Where do I get a sales job

>TFW COMPLETE OPPOSITE
>TFW WENT TO SCHOOL FOR MY ENGINEERING DEGREE AND FINISHED
>TFW STRONG WORK ETHIC
>TFW HAPPY WITH HOW I LOOK
>TFW GYM EVERY DAY
>TFW STILL NO JOB
>TFW STILL A NEET FAILURE


Dont feel bad. At least you didnt work hard for literally nothing

never go full retard

Look on Indeed, Glassdoor & ZipRecruiter.

All of these sites are free, then look up entry-level sales jobs. As long as you have the drive, you can get a job.

Manufacture a fake persona, become someone else. This is actually what I did for my own company. I said my name was "Xander" which is pronounced "Zander", they never forgot my name if I called again because it was so unique and memorable.

People shouldn't do that. Giving us false hope is cruel and makes us suffer more in the long run.

And I'm intrigued but why do you think I would be a good salesman

How about you go get some guns and kill some fucking niggers. You will become a legend here. People will post MEMES about you for the rest of eternity. Just make sure you write a note explaining that you could not stand to see black people oppressed by whitey any longer and wanted to mercy kill them. Talk about how you were saving them from Trump. God speed user

no but we do it anyway. in the long run? how scarred do you think you would be now if people kept telling you that you were ugly. and also dumb as a brick. and an autist. as a kid, how would you feel? they tried to give you hope man.

Because you're not good at anything else.

I get that, so having a sales job is one of the few jobs in the world that just requires you to talk to people with little to no skills.

At the entry level, you can be taught to be a good salesman.

>Because you're not good at anything else.

So you're saying that not being good at anything else is a good quality in a salesman?

/our guy/

Yes, most people who are salesman just get into sales because they can't do anything else.

What if you don;t like talking to people?

>So you're saying that not being good at anything else is a good quality in a salesman?

that and having no morals or ethics whatsoever.

If you think you would have no problems with selling your grandmom a car with bad brakes, then go for it. salesmen are the highest paid earners in many organizations, because finding a talented asshole is not easy.

Become a foot soldier for the white race when the race war happens.
We can't all be engineers. We're going to need a bulk of fighting men if we plan to win.

ALL POSTS BY THIS ID ARE SATIRE AND DO NOT REFLECT THE VIEWS OF THE POSTER

join military and catch bullets for uncle sam

Then get good at it.

Get comfortable with being uncomfortable.

At least you're not a debt slave like me

I'll either work IT for some tech-retarded boomers and make a good amount until they outsource to the poos or I'll teach history to niggers in the ghetto. Trades and manual labor are good gigs right now m8.

>start listening to Joe Rogans podcast
>passively gain motivation to improve yourself while listening to him talk about kettle bells and super organisms
>start exercising
>start eating well
>get fit
>get job
>buy alpha brain and DMT

Fuck man, this is pretty true though.

I can't jew people out of their money like that so I take the ethical route.

I know some people who sell timeshares who make $400k a year just straight up lying to customers. The company doesn't give a single fuck because they're making money.

What?

or political office

You need to embrace being uncomfortable.

What if you hate your major and want to join the airforce? Does that make me a fuckup?

Shave your headt to 0.5mm. Work out. Join police.

Same here this is how I started. Now I'm a firefighter clearing 6 figures

>Does that make me a fuckup?
No, I know a handful of people that became fed up with college life, joined the military, and were happy with their lives. Do what you want to do, stop caring about what others think about you. Joining the Air Force is a better career option then being an English teacher.

Remember Kayla? That is her bf. He is not exactly objectively attractive. He still screws her.
Do this

and things gonna' be alright

get out of your comfort zone

How?

Do shit that makes you uncomfortable.

>He still screws her.

Yeah and she has probably fucked lots of other guys and probably cheats on him too.

When you die you get reassigned to another consciousness on earth. In fact there is only one consciousness. If you treat other well, you treat yourself well. The ride never ends.

How hard is air force basic training

Are you going to get torn apart if you're a skinny awkward nerd and not a Chad

How did you learn self learn to program?

>At least you're not a debt slave like me
But I am. I have lots of student loan debt that I don't know how I will ever pay off

>How hard is air force basic training
It's easier than all the other branches

>Are you going to get torn apart if you're a skinny awkward nerd and not a Chad
No, you'll get torn apart if you don't do what you're told. You might receive some bantz from your fellow recruits, but other than that every one will get their asshole torn by the TIs. If you're really worried about getting bullied and are serious about enlisting then I highly suggest that you start training now. Start running, start doing pull ups, push ups, and sit ups almost every day.

Check out some of the information here, it's useful.
>afpc.af.mil/Air-Force-Fitness-Program

>I can't even really discuss politics and try to redpill people in real life because I'm such an embarassment I represent our side poorly and would just give liberals more ammunition against us.

You are the average Trumpcuck, nothing really to be ashamed of--this board is full of effeminate losers like you. I would encourage you to commit suicide as soon as possible.

at least you are not a nigger.

Srsly, man. If you gonna be 110% negative, you don't want advice, but just grouch about your situation and you being a failure. You don't actually don't want advice, you want to wallow in self-pity, while getting headpats. Thing is you are not in some hugbox - Sup Forums is a hurtbox - you came to the wrong place.

OP, I suggest you to stop whatever you're doing and read 'The Ego and its Own' by Max Stirner

dflund.se/~triad/stirner/theego/theego.pdf

I'm just speaking the truth user. You really think she's some traditional pure girl who never had sex before her bf and would never cheat on him? Not likely.

You're not likely to find one.

>Liberals enjoy bullying weak people
Not really surprising tbhon.

Read pic related OP.

what's this all about ahmed?

>cold calling live people
Normies get out REEEEE

Egoistic anarchy, basically the chaotic evil philosophy.

I did this as a customer support rep for half a year and never stopped hating it. Fuck you, stop setting OP up for a slow death surrounded by insufferable normies.

OP, a high volume of job applications is the best way forward. If you don't want to talk to people for a living, don't. Pursue inventory / stocking positions for now, and if you feel up to it, pick a professional certificate to work on between shifts.

Ah whoops, meant to link this. This will give you an idea on what to expect.
>afbmt.com/before-bmt/physical-training-in-preparation-for-bmt/

I have been seriously looking into becoming an EMT, where do I even start? The local college where I live has a program but I've heard those don't even work and its a hard field to get into because so many people.

He picked it up while interning at Nintendo for his uncle

It happened to me during High School (try not to be too jealous of my Olympian heights of testosterone), there used to be a couple of girls who would occasionally get a little flirty with me like hold my arm, sit on my lap, tackle me and wrap their legs around my body, one even went so far as to teasingly offer a blowjob, and this is coming from a social autist.
As soon as it was apparent that my angelic strands of billon weren't coming back, they all just slowly distanced themselves from me. One didn't even want anything to do with me, and would politely brush me aside.
That experience hit me like a truck of peace, especially since I was in high school, when looks are everything.
I've since gotten over it in college.
People will still react differently from when I have a hat on or off.
Since I'm in the south and pale as the moon, I gotta wear it, anyway, when I'm outside.
There's nothing fun about a week's worth of sun burns turning your head into a red onion. I don't know how some of these professors can handle it when theyre out doing their thing in the woods.
Though, at this point, most women only care about if you're toned and on your way to being doctor lawyer cancer curing pharmacy surgeon.

Oh yeah, one last thing.
Shave it. I came to that harsh conclusion a lot sooner than others, because a bald head is better than a pitiful comb over.
And thank God I did it as soon as it was obvious for me.

Yeah I shave my head. I still look retarded though. I don't have the right head shape for it and my facial structure is ugly.

Hey user

You can always use a hair replacement system.

It's like a wig but 2.0 on steroids.

See: youtube.com/watch?v=eCJd0Wr9sm4

Research into this, then make a decision, reality is hair matters if your head shape isn't good.

Here's my recommendation (I work as a dietician)

Start going to the gym, eating healthy, take vitamin C, D3+K2 + life extension multivitamin + fish oil, drink more water, then see what you want to do.

>mfw can relate to every single thing itt
>except having any debt because my country is socialist enough to provide free education, healthcare and gibamedat
>mfw Bernie Sanders was right

Accept the baldness and grow a beard then lift and get huge as fuck, you'll look pretty manly and get a qt that way. And go back to school so you can come out and work faggot

Every portuguese or italian guy I know went bald early, what is up with that?

How much is it? I probably can't afford it.

And these things always seem really impractical.

I don't know honestly.

I'm 19 and going bald already, It's the genes perhaps.

I honestly don't know try to find something within your area. good luck.

I think my heritage is mostly English, German, and Irish. And maybe some slavic but I'm not sure. Is it common for us to go bald early

Thanks for posting man. Lots of good advice.

Just wondering though, what do you charge so much monthly for? Hosting? I assume you were contacting large companies or something, there's no way a local restaurant or whatever would pay that much monthly.

The secret is in the numbers. Hosting for one restaurant doesn't amount to much, but imagine hosting 40-50 restaurants simultaneously.

Is talking about how cool you are online part of your therapy?

Same boat user. The only option i can see is going back to school to finish

If you don't have the motivation to change your situation then you are not actually that bothered by it. Either put some work in at a trade school or community college or resign yourself to being in the bottom 20% of the country. Shit if nothing else join the military, everyone is bald and retards are accepted

First, Shave your fucking head.

Second Grow a fucking beard.

Third Start working out you fucking pussy

Fourth Start meditating.

Fifth Start going to bed at 11 and getting up at 7.

Sixth if you are out of work your full time job just became finding work.

Seventh, stop jerking off and watching porn.

Eighth Take some cooking classes. Even if your an ugly bastard if you cook a woman a proper meal your in. Also a good place to meet people.

Ninth Organize yourself. get a set of cards on a ring and write down everything. Use it to offload tasks from your brain. Set reminders for everything in the cards breakfast multivitamins instrument practice add your future goals in towards the back so that you can remind yourself of why you are pushing towards a better life. . Then you also get to say "its in the cards" whenever you write something down for someone.

Tenth, NETWORK NETWORK NETWORK

Eleventh. Delete facebook.

Twelfth Cancel Cable and stop paying for movies.

Thirteenth Read

Fourteenth Fix your music. Start listening to classical.

This isn't easy. But remember a habit is formed in 3 months. It takes 9 to break an old one.

Nobody seems to get it

we get it, its just not funny

teach me master