*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

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Get out of my way, manlet.

*teleport behind u*

*blocks your path*

*turn around and proceed to go the other way*

>richest person in the world
>most powerful person in the world
>poorly fitted suit

WHY

Move out of the way you irrelevant nobody

>Run into him

Oh sorry Vlad, didn't see ya down there

Handshake and discuss about news rules in the world.

Please liberate Europe, Vladimir Vladimirovich

*do a 360 and walk the other way*

Haha, nice try, you don't even exist

The only correct response.

*Challenges to a dance off*

Jeez. Vova is not exactly tall, you need to mask his height in the photos, not bring focus to it. Or is he switching his image from "scary masculine KGB bear man" to "calm friendly neighborhood leader"?

*teleports behind him*
nothing personnel kid

Big mistake, kiddo

Is there a bigger cuck begging for punishment in history than Putin?

>Hacks a dumb Cheeto into power who couldn't win popular vote.
>Everybody fucking knows it.
>Democratic Party sworn to vengeance.
>Cheeto Party rule can't last forever.

How fucked is he after his orange butt buddy is impeached and gone? Democrats will probably give Ukraine nukes.

Why is he so orange anyway?

He is 4'3" tall

> just to jump over him

Was that so hard?

Pic related

>hacked
Proof?

Bлaдимиp, чтo ты дeлaeшь? Bы знaeтe, чтo я дoлжeн пpoвecти дeнь нaхoдить вeщи, чтoбы взлoмaть тaк чтo я мoгy пocлaть их к вaм, тaк чтo вы мoжeтe oтпpaвить их нa Bикиликc. B кoнцe кoнцoв, тoлькo cyмacшeдший пoвepит кaкoй-тo пapeнь пo имeни Ceт Rich пpocoчилacь эти DNC элeктpoнныe пиcьмa и вcкope был пoзжe yбит тaинcтвeннoй гpyппoй людeй, вeдших зaтeмнeннoм внeдopoжникoв.

See

Truth isn't absolute drumpfkin, read Neechay.

he is big guy

For u

But I walked away. Leave me alone Putin!!!
Reeeee

russians dont care.

youtube.com/watch?v=gXN1yxax448

it was inside job ivan, everyone knows it

Apparently google translate is very broken.

What I typed is this:

Vladimir, what are you doing? You know I am busy trying to hack things to give to you so you can give them to wikileaks. Only a madman would really believe Seth Rich hacked those DNC emails and then was murdered by a mysterious group in blacked out sport utility vehicles.

Translating it back into english is pic related.

Kek. The English to Russian translation is shit too.

Fucking kek